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6 minutes ago, immamac said:

wait, what are you still doing here?

Wasting time at work, like most people. 

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26 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

No one wants to bear the opprobrium of starting WWIII or similar.

And, more importantly.

Don't interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.

Yep.  We are in the midst of Pearl Harboring ourselves about every 3 days, on average -- and that's just the body count.  In terms of damage to our institutions and economy.....who could hurt us any worse than we're hurting ourselves?  Get out of the way, shake your head, and muster up a laugh of pity, that's about all any enemy should do.

Trump has clearly seen polls that show he is getting stomped, couple that with the cocktail of meds he is on, and you get someone more addicted to social media than a 14 year old girl and someone crazier than Randy Quaid.    As bad as his poll numbers are, this latest fit is sinking them either further, all that is left is to hope the crooks around him can figure out a way to get the election decided in the courts, cause no chance he wins the votes of the people.

 

Well that or do whatever he can to get Biden sick, like the president has done with dozens of other people around him.   

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16 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

Lulz. He realized he fucked up. 

 

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29 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

Trump has clearly seen polls that show he is getting stomped, couple that with the cocktail of meds he is on, and you get someone more addicted to social media than a 14 year old girl and someone crazier than Randy Quaid.    As bad as his poll numbers are, this latest fit is sinking them either further, all that is left is to hope the crooks around him can figure out a way to get the election decided in the courts, cause no chance he wins the votes of the people.

 

Well that or do whatever he can to get Biden sick, like the president has done with dozens of other people around him.   

Surly doesn't count as social media, right? Asking for a friend.

2 hours ago, Irwin F Fletcher said:

Stumbled across this article discussing how much of Trump's presidency he has spent Tweeting. It has an interactive graph that you can manipulate based on long long you think it takes Trump to Tweet out an original Tweet as well as how long it takes for him just to retweet something. My estimates below (your results may vary).

If it takes Trump 4 minutes, 13 seconds to write a normal tweet and 6 seconds to retweet, we can estimate that:

Trump has spent 41 days, 2 hours and 56 minutes tweeting since taking office, with 12 days, 1 hour and 42 minutes of that occurring during work hours.

Of that, 40 days, 20 hours and 23 minutes was spent tweeting original tweets.

Trump spent the most time tweeting in October 2019, when he spent 3 days, 0 hours and 6 minutes on it. That was also the month he spent the most time tweeting during work hours, 20 hours and 27 minutes in total.

 

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2020/05/12/how-much-trumps-presidency-has-he-spent-tweeting/

Does it really take him 4 minutes to write one of his nonsensical tweets?  This post took me like 15 seconds to write. 

5 minutes ago, FondrenRoad said:

Does it really take him 4 minutes to write one of his nonsensical tweets?  This post took me like 15 seconds to write. 

You don't think he's sitting around ruminating carefully on masterpieces like "covfefe"?

and going back and forth with

'cot'? cot doesn't look right. silent something in there. silent gh maybe? coght? no. that looks worse. cogt? jesus christ this is tough. back to coght.  i think that's actually it.  nononono. some vowel maybe. a? coaght? goddammit! that looks ridiculous. wait. . . ridiculous, ridiculous, ridiculous.  look at all those u's.  it's got to be a u.  cought.  there.  send tweet.

4 minutes.

Trump is a Poster-American, and it makes me sad to despise one of my own people :(

3 hours ago, HenryJames said:

 

 

I wonder if Twitter could freeze his twitter feed because his doctors have determined it's not good for him. In other words, "based on the advice of his physicians, we're limiting the President's access to Twitter until he's recovered from Covid."

25 minutes ago, FondrenRoad said:

Does it really take him 4 minutes to write one of his nonsensical tweets?  This post took me like 15 seconds to write. 

Well it is Trump, and I'm guessing he gets distracted easily, so 4 minutes on average might be pushing it. Cut it down to two and he's still the leader on the board with the top spot for waisted time while in office.

20 minutes ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

 

I wonder if Twitter could freeze his twitter feed because his doctors have determined it's not good for him. In other words, "based on the advice of his physicians, we're limiting the President's access to Twitter until he's recovered from Covid."

God I hope not. We need his lunacy on full display. 

4 hours ago, 6th Street said:

Don't these idiots have VPN? 

Donald can't sniff Hope's fartbox over a VPN.

For any of ya'' wondering about the Trumpkins, the Qidiots, etc., and how they flatly refuse to acknowledge the plain and awful truth that has been in front of them the whole time, I saw a reminder of a Carl Sagan observation (I can't recall this one being discussed much around here, but maybe I missed it).

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The conned will never admit that they've been conned, because 1) to do so would be to admit failure, and 2) being the type of person who is easily conned, they also have fragile self-esteem, so they can't ever admit failure.

They aren't sobbing " I didn't think the leopard would eat MY face!".....they're still exclaiming, as the leopard rips their cheek off, "yeah, this is awesome!  Suck it libtards!  I can see you crying those sweet lib tears!" (as we recoil in tearful horror watching morons celebrate their own slaughter).

No matter what happens in any election, our challenge for the next generation will be SWEET MOTHER OF FUCK, WHAT DO WE DO WITH ALL OF THESE ABJECT MORONS?

So the President is retweeting Russian bot conspiracy theories about Obama and Hillary and asking someone to arrest them?

1 minute ago, Neonmoon said:

So the President is retweeting Russian bot conspiracy theories about Obama and Hillary and asking someone to arrest them?

We're in good hands.

2 hours ago, tokamak said:

Surly doesn't count as social media, right? Asking for a friend.


Hell no. If anything, we're anti-social media. 

22 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

 

No matter what happens in any election, our challenge for the next generation will be SWEET MOTHER OF FUCK, WHAT DO WE DO WITH ALL OF THESE ABJECT MORONS?



Covid is going to help with that.

What jumped out most to me from the QP poll was that 2-3% of the respondents are complete trolls:
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8 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

What jumped out most to me from the QP poll was that 2-3% of the respondents are complete trolls:
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No, that small percentage is Mike Pence, and his answer is "not hard enough."

Penis.

28 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

No matter what happens in any election, our challenge for the next generation will be SWEET MOTHER OF FUCK, WHAT DO WE DO WITH ALL OF THESE ABJECT MORONS?

there has to be a way to harness their galactic gullibility/stupidity and use it for good. Something involving treadmills and power generation, perhaps. 

1 minute ago, Blotto said:

there has to be a way to harness their galactic gullibility/stupidity and use it for good. Something involving treadmills and power generation, perhaps. 

We're gonna need a lot of colonists/expendables

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4 minutes ago, Herpa Derpa said:

We're gonna need a lot of colonists/expendables

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By the way--please tell me we're getting rid of this nonsense in the new year.

2 minutes ago, Ghost of LL said:

By the way--please tell me we're getting rid of this nonsense in the new year.

You know its impossible to walk back anything that expands the military industrial complex. 

3 hours ago, cactusflinthead said:

What an asshole 

 

I bet he’s not really working on real problem President stuff that help All Americans. He’s probably going nuts and bouncing off the walls, yelling and screaming  and Meadows is baby sitting. 

1 hour ago, Blotto said:

there has to be a way to harness their galactic gullibility/stupidity and use it for good. Something involving treadmills and power generation, perhaps. 

Raking the forests 

3 hours ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

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Proud Girls, stand back and stand by!

1 hour ago, Brandywine said:

I bet he’s not really working on real problem President stuff that help All Americans. He’s probably going nuts and bouncing off the walls, yelling and screaming  and Meadows is baby sitting. 

"probably?"

Because he has yet to be charged with a crime, you fucking child.  

You've had almost 4 years to prove one shred of evidence despite controlling all the federal law enforcement entities in the nation.  Bring one charge against him and people will start falling in line.  But you can't...because you'd rather take drugs and molest family members.  

3 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Because he has yet to be charged with a crime, you fucking child.  

You've had almost 4 years to prove one shred of evidence despite controlling all the federal law enforcement entities in the nation.  Bring one charge against him and people will start falling in line.  But you can't...because you'd rather take drugs and molest family members.  

WHY NOT DONE?!? 

Bloomberg needs to buy 20 million of ads in the rust belt talking about Trump being a titty boy for having a spray tan. That’s what matters to them

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7 hours ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

 

I wonder if Twitter could freeze his twitter feed because his doctors have determined it's not good for him. In other words, "based on the advice of his physicians, we're limiting the President's access to Twitter until he's recovered from Covid."

if he went silent for 1 month he would increase his chances of re-election.

after 3 years and 11 months of his tweets, i can endure 1 more month.

have we heard one public utterance from Trump expressing concern for his wife's health?

Concern for the well being of Hope Hicks, Chris Christie, Kellyanne Conway? Anyone?

Any expression of regret that he himself may have personally infected others?

I can, somewhat, get that it might be difficult to empathize with a large, seemingly anonymous group of people (210,000+ of them), but these are people he knows, works with, even married. And nothing?

IT.IS.ALL.ABOUT.HIM. ALWAYS. Full stop.

(i dont get why anyone would follow, champion, or support him.)

 

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10 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

 

who in the literal fuck is he screaming at? he is the president, his AG and DOJ are under his control, his party controls the senate...just shut up, man.

4 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

 

First I get free tit pics, then I get to see the suburbs burn in hell?  Maybe I will vote twice.  

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