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#3602

I realize this article is a a couple of years old, but Jimmy fuckin' Carter 1) is the 100% antithesis of Donald Trump in every meaningful way and may be the best human being to ever occupy the White House 2) I read elsewhere that he's trying to add more space to his solar array, which is currently providing roughly 55% of the the electricity required by Plains, Georgia.

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#3603

“But what you have is, when that gets painted black, it becomes virtually untouchable during many parts of the season because of the sun hitting it. The black absorbs the heat”
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#3607
1 hour ago, Ths71 said:

“But what you have is, when that gets painted black, it becomes virtually untouchable during many parts of the season because of the sun hitting it. The black absorbs the heat”

Then along comes this thing called night. 

#3608
26 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

That was like 2 weeks ago. Is he on a delay?

 

the problem was the concrete was wet when it got windy?  For a guy who has done so much perfect building, he sure doesn't understand much about construction.  

Go up to the 30 or 40th floor of a construction site when they're still pouring up there.  Guess what?  It's fucking windy up there, that's how tall shit (like border walls) works.  

And somebody get the presidents quotation marks with "fell over" and a picture of the wall portion that actually did fall over.  

The President's tweets are starting to remind me of Joey Tribiani on Friends.  When he'd frequently make air quotes during comments that did not require quotation marks.  He just saw other people do it, so he started doing it.  

#3611
1 hour ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Then along comes this thing called night. 

You know someone who thinks TV's powered by solar stop working at night should have thought of this.

 

Who am I kidding, he's a fucking moron.

#3617

Imagine Obama did it and you have your answer.

#3618

Heh, heh. The announcer: "...but the president with the closest ties to the sport was Jimmy Carter...." Funny how that works. The humble over the hubris earns true respect.

#3621
37 minutes ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

Heh, heh. The announcer: "...but the president with the closest ties to the sport was Jimmy Carter...." Funny how that works. The humble over the hubris earns true respect.

To use a phrase from the newest Star Trek series

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#3623
3 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

It wasn't "frequently." It was one episode. 

Sorry, I don't have your working knowledge of "Friends."  It was one of the few funny episodes I remember.  I also remember having fun in college instead of watching that show.  Anyway, back to President Donald "Tribian" Trump.  Why couldn't his car hit turn 4 the wrong way?  

#3624
13 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

lame if they didn't take the chance to do doughnut burnouts in the beast. 

Same reason they wouldn't take the banking. Didn't want Dotard to get car sick.

#3626
Then along comes this thing called night. 
Sure, but everyone knows illegals only travel during the day. In the Desert.
#3629

Staying at Doral for a conference.  What a dump.  The bounty is $500 for anyone filmed pissing on a Public Trump sign.  


I’m already out $1k.  And had to throw in public bc I was immediately inundated with dudes pissing on stationary in their room.  And obviously if your lil pecker is in the video the offer is null and void (huge schlongs are good).  

#3630
25 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Obama throwing shade at Trump:

 

 

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#3633
21 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

is anyone gonna tell him?

Tell midwestern Columbia/UChic Obama to stop speaking in a bad suthin' "person of color" accent?  Sure.  I'll text him.

#3634

Jesus fuck, these assholes will lie about the most trivial shit and when they get called out, they either pretend like it never happened or pile more lies on top.

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Insecure people with power are not only assholes but dangerous assholes.

#3635

I gotta say, I didn't think he would actually go through with something so tacky and lame. I was wrong about that. 

#3636
15 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

I gotta say, I didn't think he would actually go through with something so tacky and lame. I was wrong about that. 

Were you drunk when you thought that?

#3637

60 minutes playing Trump's lies on Crowdstrike--interesting.  Owned by American companies yet he claims it's owned by Ukraine.  And then came Trump's ultimatum to Ukraine.  

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#3638
1 minute ago, Mdhorn said:

60 minutes playing Trump's lies on Crowdstrike--interesting.  Owned by American companies yet he claims it's owned by Ukraine.  And then came Trump's ultimatum to Ukraine.  

All the viewers, the 10 olds who watch that are so confused.  

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#3639
3 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Were you drunk when you thought that?

Possibly. I just figured since there wasn't any money in it for him it would be easy to convince him to go golfing instead. 

#3640
Possibly. I just figured since there wasn't any money in it for him it would be easy to convince him to go golfing instead. 


A standing ovation from another favorable crowd was his reward.

Plus, he did get to make some money. Everyone involved in these shenanigans probably stayed at Mar-A-Lago at super inflated rates.
#3641


A standing ovation from another favorable crowd was his reward.

Plus, he did get to make some money. Everyone involved in these shenanigans probably stayed at Mar-A-Lago at super inflated rates.


And the race was postponed until tomorrow. As far as I am concerned that means his sporting event curse continues.
#3642
Possibly. I just figured since there wasn't any money in it for him it would be easy to convince him to go golfing instead. 
I don't think he is well enough to golf these days.
#3643
1 hour ago, shnsajax said:

 


And the race was postponed until tomorrow. As far as I am concerned that means his sporting event curse continues.

 

Yep. All the redneck dipshits got to cheer trump lamely going around the track, then they got to go home. Totally fitting. Thanks prez!

#3644
3 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

I gotta say, I didn't think he would actually go through with something so tacky and lame. I was wrong about that. 

Really?

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#3646
10 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Then along comes this thing called night. 

Aggie Scientists say that’s when they’re heading to the sun. 

#3650
11 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

Someone is getting laid tonight.

Or wearing her skin as a suit.

Hard to know.

 

Opening scene from the next Purge movie 

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