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14 minutes ago, Loch Ness Monster said:

Love how Stephen Miller is openly racist and can work in the WH in the year 2020.

#maga

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43 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

Someone is getting laid tonight.

Or wearing her skin as a suit.

Hard to know.

 

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9 hours ago, Nope said:

Opening scene from the next Purge movie 

Since Vince Vaughn is a Trump supporter, I was thinking "The Wedding Fashers," but Purge would fit the genre.

 

After a late night at the wedding, the President has no events scheduled for today, Presidents' Day.

9 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

Someone is getting laid tonight.

Or wearing her skin as a suit.

Hard to know.

 

I imagine it was a touching scene when Miller said to Trump, "Mr. President, it would be an honor if you would invoke your right of prima nocta."

10 minutes ago, HornOnTheBayou said:

I imagine it was a touching scene when Miller said to Trump, "Mr. President, it would be an honor if you would invoke your right of prima nocta."

I do not believe the President is capable of exercising that right anymore so he might need to use the line of succession principle. Oh wait.

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Is Obama throwing shade?

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Is Obama throwing shade?

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Trump has poisoned the discussion to the point that any positive thing BO says is throwing shade at the current administration.

Look for Trump ro respond with overt bullshit.

Trump will never have the approval rating that Obama does/did. That's got to eat at him. 

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12 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Trump will never have the approval rating that Obama does/did. That's got to eat at him. 

Sure he will, among republicans.  Shit, it's higher* among them than Reagan or W was.  And that's all (well, er, the Senate GOP as well) that matters

 

*I'm not looking it up. Maybe I'm wrong.  But I doubt it.

9 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Sure he will, among republicans.  Shit, it's higher* among them than Reagan or W was.  And that's all (well, er, the Senate GOP as well) that matters

 

*I'm not looking it up. Maybe I'm wrong.  But I doubt it.

Most popular president since Lincoln!

<crosses fingers>

5 minutes ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

Most popular president since Lincoln!

<crosses fingers>

Honest Donnie is more popular than Lincoln among fucking assholes:

A majority of Republicans say President Trump is a better leader than former President Lincoln, according to this week’s Economist/YouGov weekly tracking poll. Fifty-three percent of Republicans said Trump was a better president than Lincoln, while 47 percent chose the Civil War-era leader. Lincoln still overwhelmingly beats Trump among all Americans, 75 percent to 25 percent, with the vast majority of Democrats and independents choosing the former president.

https://thehill.com/homenews/administration/472460-poll-majority-of-republicans-say-trump-better-president-than-lincoln

Just now, Goredho said:

Honest Donnie is more popular than Lincoln among fucking assholes:

A majority of Republicans say President Trump is a better leader than former President Lincoln, according to this week’s Economist/YouGov weekly tracking poll. Fifty-three percent of Republicans said Trump was a better president than Lincoln, while 47 percent chose the Civil War-era leader. Lincoln still overwhelmingly beats Trump among all Americans, 75 percent to 25 percent, with the vast majority of Democrats and independents choosing the former president.

https://thehill.com/homenews/administration/472460-poll-majority-of-republicans-say-trump-better-president-than-lincoln

Well, most Republicans actually hate Lincoln so that's not surprising.  

Most of them don't know anything about Lincoln.  They just know he was a president once.

I'm reminded of my ex-wife's grandmother in Tennessee who didn't have single good word to say about Lincoln.  Sweet old lady, but damn, don't get her started on Lincoln.  I wonder how much of that still persists in the South.

Just now, Thrawn said:

I'm reminded of my ex-wife's grandmother in Tennessee who didn't have single good word to say about Lincoln.  Sweet old lady, but damn, don't get her started on Lincoln.  I wonder how much of that still persists in the South.

There is no racism in America anymore. If anything, America has swung the other way and is racist towards white men!

@Johnny Sack out front shoulda told ya

I don't know.  I think Lincoln being a Republican is sort of like having one black friend.  They get to be as racist as they want, and use it as a get-out-of-racism-jail-free card.  

Something to remind us of when we see an all-white Trump rally where they're chanting "Send them back!" about 4 black and brown Americans.

7 minutes ago, Thrawn said:

I'm reminded of my ex-wife's grandmother in Tennessee who didn't have single good word to say about Lincoln.  Sweet old lady, but damn, don't get her started on Lincoln.  I wonder how much of that still persists in the South.

Replace "Lincoln" with "Obama" and you'll get an idea of just how much the south hasn't changed. 

On 2/14/2020 at 8:18 AM, SmokeyTheBear said:

You need to realize that the "far-left" you talk about is not really as far left as you think, especially within the context of other governments around the world. Governments with far higher standard of living metric scores than us. They are not crazy, they are only viewed that way because the far-right (and yes, they are that far right) has marketed them as such to scare voters away from them. Especially since the large special interests that fund the GOP do not want the regulations that Sanders and Warren would bring about which would put our economy in a better balanced situation (similar to pre-Reagan America) and take away their competitive advantages. 

So are you saying that our economy was “better balanced” before Ronald Regan came into office?If so please tell me how.  Thanks. 

9 minutes ago, Paul Wesley said:

I don't know.  I think Lincoln being a Republican is sort of like having one black friend.  They get to be as racist as they want, and use it as a get-out-of-racism-jail-free card.  

Something to remind us of when we see an all-white Trump rally where they're chanting "Send them back!" about 4 black and brown Americans.

Never mind the fact that the Republican Party in 1865 was not the same as the Republican Party of today.  "Lincoln freed the slaves and he was a REPUBLICAN" goes hand in hand with "Nazis were socialists, it's right there in the name!".

Fat, dumb, and stupid is no way to go through life.

Well Lincoln drove us out of a civil war and Trump is gonna drive us into a.........hot new real estate deal!!!

No one waved the Confederate flag at a Lincoln rally other than the people who wanted to assassinate him. 

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Wonder if anyone would notice if a supporter started bringing this one to the rallies?

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1 hour ago, JustBecause said:

So are you saying that our economy was “better balanced” before Ronald Regan came into office?If so please tell me how.  Thanks. 

Referencing the massive cut in taxes for top earners that never returned to a healthy level. 

1 hour ago, JustBecause said:

So are you saying that our economy was “better balanced” before Ronald Regan came into office?If so please tell me how.  Thanks. 

I find it a bit bizarre that you don't know how to spell Reagan, badmofo.

3 hours ago, sachick said:

Is Obama throwing shade?

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#truth 

any surly trumpers want to argue against this ?

Um yeah, I will. The economy was a disaster in 2016. The numbers were all bogus. However in February of 2017 the economy turned around and the numbers became real again. I'm surprised y'all don't remember this. 

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25 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

#truth 

any surly trumpers want to argue against this ?

A real American uses a Sharpie to sign a bill, not some fancy pen!  He saves us money!

#MAGA

 

(that's the extent of this argument).

22 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Um yeah, I will. The economy was a disaster in 2016. The numbers were all bogus. However in February of 2017 the economy turned around and the numbers became real again. I'm surprised y'all don't remember this. 

Yes, I remember.  U3 was a horrible metric for unemployment, right up until 1/20/2017.  It's funny how these things shift over time.

58 minutes ago, bolverk said:

I find it a bit bizarre that you don't know how to spell Reagan, badmofo.

He's clearly referring to Reagan's Treasury Secretary, Donald Regan 

I was just thinking, we haven't seen Fake Melania in awhile. Did they pull her after they got busted, or was that just a temp thing while Real Melania recovered from her "surgery"? 

Well, all I know is when I see Melania in a sleeveless dress, I immediately think "white gorilla".

8 minutes ago, yoladu said:

that is some odd analysis. So of the last 15 Presidents none have spoken any higher than an 11th grade level?

Heard a while back that most journalism isn’t printed at above an 8th grade level. If you go too far most of your audience ends up tuning out.

Example of some 11th grade level words:  coalesce, aberration, commiserate, ameliorate.

How many presidents do you recall using words like that?

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2 hours ago, bolverk said:

I find it a bit bizarre that you don't know how to spell Reagan, badmofo.

Phone typing.  So that’s it?   Thanks for adding to the conversation. 

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31 minutes ago, Nope said:

Heard a while back that most journalism isn’t printed at above an 8th grade level. If you go too far most of your audience ends up tuning out.

Example of some 11th grade level words:  coalesce, aberration, commiserate, ameliorate.

How many presidents do you recall using words like that?

Barack Obama :)

“I would advise that we try to move quickly to coalesce around those elements in the package that people agree on." - January 20, 2010

“What happened in Ferguson is not a complete aberration.” - March 6, 2015

"A bunch of you, because you’ve known me for a long time, came up and commiserated while we were taking pictures." - May 23, 2014

"Since I have been in the Senate, I have worked to try to ameliorate the impact of these trade agreements." - February 27, 2008

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7 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

Sounds uppity. 

Yep, he was trying to hide the fact he's just a run of the mill country negroe.

16 minutes ago, yoladu said:

Barack Obama :)

“I would advise that we try to move quickly to coalesce around those elements in the package that people agree on." - January 20, 2010

“What happened in Ferguson is not a complete aberration.” - March 6, 2015

"A bunch of you, because you’ve known me for a long time, came up and commiserated while we were taking pictures." - May 23, 2014

"Since I have been in the Senate, I have worked to try to ameliorate the impact of these trade agreements." - February 27, 2008

"Covfefe"

- Donald J. Trump

5 hours ago, Paul Wesley said:

I don't know.  I think Lincoln being a Republican is sort of like having one black friend.  They get to be as racist as they want, and use it as a get-out-of-racism-jail-free card.  

Something to remind us of when we see an all-white Trump rally where they're chanting "Send them back!" about 4 black and brown Americans.

fchorn's entire shtick

 

57 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

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satire

23 hours ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Staying at Doral for a conference.  What a dump.  The bounty is $500 for anyone filmed pissing on a Public Trump sign.  


I’m already out $1k.  And had to throw in public bc I was immediately inundated with dudes pissing on stationary in their room.  And obviously if your lil pecker is in the video the offer is null and void (huge schlongs are good).  

Did you try it?  Oh, you know what I’m talking about... this bad boy.

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1 hour ago, yoladu said:

Barack Obama :)

“I would advise that we try to move quickly to coalesce around those elements in the package that people agree on." - January 20, 2010

“What happened in Ferguson is not a complete aberration.” - March 6, 2015

"A bunch of you, because you’ve known me for a long time, came up and commiserated while we were taking pictures." - May 23, 2014

"Since I have been in the Senate, I have worked to try to ameliorate the impact of these trade agreements." - February 27, 2008

Geez, what an embarrassment. Bet he likes gay stuff like fancy mustard and international agreements. BORING!! 

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