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    it won't matter if his taxes ever come out.  it won't matter if his taxes don't ever come out.  you wanna know why?  because we already know what's in them. since early 2017 when people starting

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Ummm.....I'm pretty sure fantasizing about "electoral intrusion" is what got Jeffrey Toobin all hot and bothered and in trouble.

I think the rest of us should hold out for the sequel "Electoral Intrusion II: Ballatio"

1 hour ago, 4th&Five said:

It’s electoral intrusion!

 

So does this mean the interview didn’t go so well for ole trump?

Gonna need some new campaign lawyers

I kind of empathize with trump here. If I was as big of a piece of shit as he is I would hate to have someone interviewing me point that out so effectively.

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ruh roh

1 hour ago, 4th&Five said:

It’s electoral intrusion!

 

Asking voters to compare your unhinged rants to rational, polite performances by your opponent may not be the best campaign strategy, Donnie Dipshit.

5 minutes ago, G650 said:

 

 

ruh roh

And if said bank account has I believe $10,000 or more  in it then not reporting it is a crime.  And it doesn’t have to be a personal account as long as you have signing ability on it.

Don’t ask me how I found out about that one about seven yers ago.  

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28 minutes ago, BradInATX said:

Twumpy mad :(

This will cheer him up

 

11 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

And if said bank account has I believe $10,000 or more  in it then not reporting it is a crime.  And it doesn’t have to be a personal account as long as you have signing ability on it.

Don’t ask me how I found out about that one about seven yers ago.  

I would like to know more. 

 

48 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

 

Low Energy. SAD!

10 hours ago, Dnaguy said:

.....Mike Murphy, a veteran Republican consultant who advised John McCain and Jeb Bush and is an outspoken Trump critic. “You could literally have 10 monkeys with flamethrowers go after the money, and they wouldn’t have burned through it as stupidly.”


Bwhahahahaha!

That's another factor going undiscussed.  In 2016, in bursts, Trump had the services of some of the most sinister and effective political minds of the last half century in Manafort and Stone.

Now he's got or had a glorified website designer.

 
He's walking like Leslie Stahl ripped his balls off.
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56 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:
 

He's walking like Leslie Stahl ripped his balls off.

or he ripped her.... uh, labia off. I don't think that's how that works:

 

2 hours ago, Aqua Buddha said:

No real billionaire would touch Melania.  She's straight Euro Trash.  Only applicants might be Saudi oil shieks or Russian oligarchs who are looking for a trophy.  

David Lowery, apparently.

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2 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

 

I know I'm weird but I would not hork down on her. Even if she was just some woman who I met at a party, I don't think I'd hit it if I had the chance.   There's something off-putting about her. 

She has very rodent-like features.  An emaciated muskrat, imo.

4 hours ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

NY is not a community property state...

Nonetheless, most states have some sort of scheme that makes marital property liable for marital debt.

Most states are now closer to community property than ever.  Especially progressive ones like NY.

And I am betting that, like Texas, creditors get to take a whack before she sees a dime, notwithstanding any pre- or post-marital agreement.  Although, given that he has always been up to his eyeballs in debt, they may have a "partition" scheme that regularly converts marital property to separate property, which might make her chunk free of creditor claims.

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18 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

or he ripped her.... uh, labia off. I don't think that's how that works:

 

“Good beautiful clean coal.”

Pittsburgh has the 8th worst air quality of all metro areas over the last few years and 6 of the other 7 were Californian cities dealing with wildfires. Largely due to a coal power plant on one river and a coke plant on another. And at the coke works, us steel regularly just pays the fines instead of actually fixing anything. 

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9 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Loans getting paid 

Yeah but Rudy has pdf print outs of Hunter Biden’s emails.....  

Seems like a good time to be a forensic accountant.

1 hour ago, UncleSonny said:

Fuck me for trying to dig down into the rantings of a lunatic, but what is he even threatening here? CBS obviously owns their own footage, did he have his own crew filming the entire interview? Is it footage from Kayleigh’s iPhone? Is Fox News even allowed to broadcast an interview recorded for another network or is he going to just post this shit on Twitter? 

Your answer is in your first sentence.

3 hours ago, Ghost of LL said:

She's going to conspire with the CIA to have her husband killed?

I mean, I hope.

Apparently they can't even defend themselves vs Russian brain scrambling without Trump approval.

Probably already posted, but really need him to tangle with Ashley Judd. It would really cap of the mid-week.

 

1 hour ago, Steamboat1874 said:

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HOLY SHIT!  Michael Shannon is another Paul Rudd, the man does not age at all.

I highly recommend downloading this free pdf book. It's short but great read.

Alright, I'm ready to add two names to the list of posters 2020 has broken....

 

Lobo makes the list for returning to the darkside and voting gop....and more importantly thinking that dude Melania is a smoke show 

Immamac makes the list for melting down every other day.

 

If there really is a third of a billion that's unaccounted for in his re-election campaign, it would just serve as a bookend to his inauguration committee, which, as I recall, raised 40 or 50 million more than previous presidents, and those extra tens of millions just sort of disappeared into the Trump pockets, to their wives, their supporters, their hotels (who hosted self-dealing events where the hotel charged the campaign exorbitant prices), etc.

I see a lot of stories about how much the Trump properties profit by Trump bringing his security details there -- which is definitely unprecedented, and definitely corrupt -- but it's peanuts compared to these fundraising shenanigans (which Trump has decades of experience in how to pocket).

He hides money in Chinese accounts, just like I do!

He hates my hometown and insults it like it's a shithole, just like I do!

1 hour ago, Ted Lange said:


 

The "sweetheart deals" on trademarks in China is so overplayed.  It's not difficult to obtain a trademark registration in China.  Cost ya about $2500, tops, especially if you have a corresponding US registration.

There's plenty of shit on Trumpco without dwelling on chickenshit false narratives.

Well duh, how the fuck you think his campaign was matching 5:1 on donations last month?  

I love that people are still donating to this sinking ship.  When some of you dumbfucks complain about not being able to make ends meet next year...remember this moment.  

Let it burn you up inside. 

1 hour ago, TexEx15 said:

 

The man is a complete idiot 

2 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

The man is a complete idiot 

Yeah, but what does that say about the people in Erie that cheered for that?

The lowest common denominators are cheering at this clown calling their town a shithole and admitting that he doesn’t give a fuck about them.

1 hour ago, TexEx15 said:

 

he's starting to sound a lot like a guy who's about to lose an election.

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