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36 minutes ago, UncleSonny said:

Truly. Feels like we have really crossed the rubicon on political scandals that make an impact. Anything short of a politician caught stabbing a hooker in HD video while identifying himself will just get Maddow fired up for a few days of shows and then get lost in the wash of other bullshit. 

I actually have a video of that, but my only copy of it got lost in the mail. I promise. 

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3 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

This white trash piece of shit bought mcdonald's for a national championship team visiting the wh. that will never not be amazing and hilarious.

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Wait...  This is serious?  I was looking for the hidden Bert.

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2 minutes ago, TexasEd said:

Wait...  This is serious?  I was looking for the hidden Bert.

Several times, top of my head I know Clemson, North Dakota St & Baylor women all got stale fast food.

Yep. This is my favorite. 
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9 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

 

LOL after the recent Hunter Biden stuff on China. Literally every accusation is a confession. Every single one. 

Every single person employed or appointed by Trump needs to be looked into. It’s one big corrupt syndicate 

1 hour ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

My 7th grade social studies teacher said there were some redneck assholes definitely celebrating Kennedy's assassination.

There were thousands of Arabs in Jersey celebrating when it happened. I saw it.

1 hour ago, Dahobbs said:

LOL after the recent Hunter Biden stuff on China. Literally every accusation is a confession. Every single one. 

This isn't just some fun meme.  It is literally reality.  They project their misdeeds onto others so in case they get caught, they can say the other side was doing it too.

1 hour ago, TommyGufano said:

There were thousands of Arabs in Jersey celebrating when it happened. I saw it.

What did they have against JFK?

8 minutes ago, TommyGufano said:

There were thousands of Arabs in Jersey celebrating when it happened. I saw it.

You done seened it witch your own eyeballs?

Dang. 
That ain’t right. 
That ain’t right at all.

4 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

What did they have against JFK?

If serious, it is a reference to specious accusations after 9-11, which is what the Kennedy thing sounded like.

1 hour ago, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

If serious, it is a reference to specious accusations after 9-11, which is what the Kennedy thing sounded like.

Sweet fucking christ.  I need to take the night off.

I really don't know if they ever will.  And I don't think that's a good thing, by the way.  But seriously, will anyone who isn't already a cultist ever believe a single word from the party of Qanon, Pizzagate, and Rudy's shitshows?
At this point, they could come to me with a videotaped confession of Joe Biden saying "I love Chinese bribes, I've taken $100 million in Chinese bribes, here, look at this briefcase full of cash,".....and I wouldn't buy it without 1,000 layers of independent proof, video analysis, etc.  They have no credibility left.  And that sucks.  Because some things are and should remain scandals, and I don't care if they are uncovered by Joe Schmoe or an opposition party -- if it's real, and it matters, then it's real, and it matters.
But nothing the GOP says is real anymore.  Nothing.  They are the party of deranged, magical thinking.  They stand their and lie to our faces relentlessly (still waiting on that beautiful healthcare plan in two weeks....from early 2016, when it was first promised by this regime).  And then wonder why we don't believe a thing they say?  Damn shame what a political party became.

We can’t even rely on video evidence any longer.

Welcome to the world of deepfakes.

Lord I wish. Tennis has some nice....I'll stop there.

The Borg (husband enjoys Star Trek when he has time) And if you already knew that's what I meant, that's okay I like Bjorn too.

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Politico has an extremely depressing article about the pollsters who supplied the data for the 2016 USC LA Times poll that predicted a Trump win, and they are big believers in the “shy Trump voter” concept. Essentially, there are a shit ton of people so embarrassed by supporting Trump, they won’t admit it to a live pollster, so they lie. I don’t have the energy to do the nice quotes and link, but if you want to join Brisket on the ledge, I went ahead and put the link here. 
 

https://www.politico.com/news/magazine/2020/10/29/2020-polls-trump-biden-prediction-accurate-2016-433619

45 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

This isn't just some fun meme.  It is literally reality.  They project their misdeeds onto others so in case they get caught, they can say the other side was doing it too.

Including the secret pedophile ring stuff.

Has anyone made a map of the Trump rally locations and covid outbreak? Is there a correlation?

1 hour ago, 4th&Five said:

Yep. This is my favorite. 
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do you think he used a coupon for that order ?

7 minutes ago, Vito Andolini said:

Politico has an extremely depressing article about the pollsters who supplied the data for the 2016 USC LA Times poll that predicted a Trump win, and they are big believers in the “shy Trump voter” concept. Essentially, there are a shit ton of people so embarrassed by supporting Trump, they won’t admit it to a live pollster, so they lie. I don’t have the energy to do the nice quotes and link, but if you want to join Brisket on the ledge, I went ahead and put the link here. 
 

https://www.politico.com/news/magazine/2020/10/29/2020-polls-trump-biden-prediction-accurate-2016-433619

Obviously, these people were on to something in 2016 but the dynamics have changed. There are no shy Trump voters anymore. It’s also, situational, I guarantee there are shy Biden voters in Tex. I know of at least 10 off the top of my head. People who are repubs but whispered to me they couldn’t do it again and are voting Biden.

9 minutes ago, Vito Andolini said:

Politico has an extremely depressing article about the pollsters who supplied the data for the 2016 USC LA Times poll that predicted a Trump win, and they are big believers in the “shy Trump voter” concept. Essentially, there are a shit ton of people so embarrassed by supporting Trump, they won’t admit it to a live pollster, so they lie. I don’t have the energy to do the nice quotes and link, but if you want to join Brisket on the ledge, I went ahead and put the link here. 
 

https://www.politico.com/news/magazine/2020/10/29/2020-polls-trump-biden-prediction-accurate-2016-433619

Cahaly (Trafalgar) is going to get pantsed this year.  Badly.  He's doubled down on the shy Trump voter phenomenon.  You can tell he is a hack because, when asked if there was a shy HRC voter in 2016, he responded 'absolutely not'. There were plenty who held their nose and voted for HRC in 2016, and there will be plenty that will do the same for Biden this year.  I know some personally.

 

12 minutes ago, sachick said:

Has anyone made a map of the Trump rally locations and covid outbreak? Is there a correlation?

Yes they have. Google it. There’s been an uptick in cases after every stop 

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/investigations/2020/10/22/trumps-campaign-made-stops-nationwide-then-coronavirus-cases-surged/3679534001/

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1 hour ago, 4th&Five said:

Yep. This is my favorite. 
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The best part is that he left his top-coat on for the photo.  As if to suggest, "Hey kids, just got back from the drive-thru...look what dad brought home from the Burger King."  

The state dinner serving trays were also a nice touch.  This man just exudes class and refinement.  

Years from now, I promise the terms "arriviste" or "nouveau riche" will be replaced by "Trumpian."  Only none of his supporters will ever know that, because you know...reading.

18 minutes ago, elfenix said:

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"Pussy juicy" -lil wayne

2 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

 

Why do Trump people like to take pictures of themselves in their cars trying to look tough so much?

5 minutes ago, Continental Op said:

Why do Trump wipeepo like to take pictures of themselves in their cars trying to look tough so much?

FIFY

Shut up and sing / dance nigg Weezy is what they wanted to say.

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1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:


do you think he used a coupon for that order ?

No, he sent someone out to pick it up, then refused to reimburse them.

8 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

That's surely what he meant, but if you think his base doesn't include a bunch of whack jobs that thought "assassinated", you're be wrong.

8 hours ago, wildcat09 said:

What exactly makes you believe this?

I actually think he means Joe's mind is gone and he has to be removed by the 25th, because every accusation is a confession and Trump think's he's having problems and/or paranoid about the 25th Amendment.

Joe is a boring old white guy.

Kamala, according to Trump followers, is a rabid socialist who is farther left than Bernie and wants to take your guns, make you get gay-married, and close down your churches and replace them with Indian temples or whatever she believes in.

Kamala is actually an argument against Trump's followers attacking Biden.

 

 

I actually think he means Joe's mind is gone and he has to be removed by the 25th, because every accusation is a confession and Trump think's he's having problems and/or paranoid about the 25th Amendment.
Joe is a boring old white guy.
Kamala, according to Trump followers, is a rabid socialist who is farther left than Bernie and wants to take your guns, make you get gay-married, and close down your churches and replace them with Indian temples or whatever she believes in.
Kamala is actually an argument against Trump's followers attacking Biden.
 
 
If you white trash fuckers take Joe out you get Kamala.
Take her out and you'll get Bernie.
Take Bernie out? AOC.
And if y'all are still at it we'll get Hillary and Kaepernick somewhere in line.

Better behave kids.
1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:


do you think he used a coupon for that order ?

Probably went through the Drive-thru, " Yes, I'd like to place 127 orders, paid separately." 

1 hour ago, elfenix said:

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Whoopi looks much different on The View than in this photo. 

1 hour ago, Bama Chick said:

Mmmmm Bjorn.

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"You've got to be kidding me!"

25 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

Greatest hits.

So Joe is going to surge 700% from zero. I am as bad at math as trump. So he is going to increase it to...uhhh, checks calculator and carries the 1... to....0?

Yeah, I mean the last four years of Biden sending Yemen refugees into Duluth has been off the fucking charts.  To put that at a 700% increase?  That takes us from the Radial Terror to the Sublime Terror.  I mean, I'm scared mister.  Somebody's gotta do something!  

1 hour ago, Vito Andolini said:

Politico has an extremely depressing article about the pollsters who supplied the data for the 2016 USC LA Times poll that predicted a Trump win, and they are big believers in the “shy Trump voter” concept. Essentially, there are a shit ton of people so embarrassed by supporting Trump, they won’t admit it to a live pollster, so they lie. I don’t have the energy to do the nice quotes and link, but if you want to join Brisket on the ledge, I went ahead and put the link here. 
 

https://www.politico.com/news/magazine/2020/10/29/2020-polls-trump-biden-prediction-accurate-2016-433619

Christ. That was a very depressing article. I’m preparing myself for the worst

Apparently they’re also very shy about congressional polling and donating money. 

7 minutes ago, SubliminalHorn said:

Christ. That was a very depressing article. I’m preparing myself for the worst

It should be clear to the most casual observer, that the once shy Trump voter is no longer all that shy. Over the last four years, Trump has normalized a set of behaviors that his people are no longer ashamed to exhibit. They are out and proud. 

I never understood who would take time to answer a poll phone call. 

1 minute ago, Satchel said:

It should be clear to the most casual observer, that the once shy Trump voter is no longer all that shy. Over the last four years, Trump has normalized a set of behaviors that his people are no longer ashamed to exhibit. They are out and proud. 

Yeah well I would rather expect the worst

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