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Yeah, that's it. 

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2 minutes ago, BNB said:

Trump is the first President since Carter that hasn't started a war, and you all can't stand it.

You want a war.

Trump is trying to make peace in the middle east and you all want continued wars.

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1 minute ago, BNB said:

Trump is the first President since Carter that hasn't started a war, and you all can't stand it.

You want a war.

Trump is trying to make peace in the middle east and you all want continued wars.

Trump is the first president in modern history to incite his followers to commit acts of violence against their fellow Americans, so.....keep fucking that chicken.

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4 minutes ago, BNB said:

Trump is the first President since Carter that hasn't started a war, and you all can't stand it.

You want a war.

Trump is trying to make peace in the middle east and you all want continued wars.

WAR IS ON THE BALLOT. VOTE. 

4 minutes ago, BNB said:

Trump is the first President since Carter that hasn't started a war, and you all can't stand it.

You want a war.

Trump is trying to make peace in the middle east and you all want continued wars.

There’s no way you weren’t a “freedom fries” guy 17 years ago. 

A Trump Train w/out Ivanka involved?  I call shenanigan's. 

6 minutes ago, BNB said:

Trump is the first President since Carter that hasn't started a war, and you all can't stand it.

You want a war.

Trump is trying to make peace in the middle east and you all want continued wars.

what in the actual fuck? lol

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6 minutes ago, BNB said:

Trump is the first President since Carter that hasn't started a war, and you all can't stand it.

You want a war.

Trump is trying to make peace in the middle east and you all want continued wars.

That's a lie. I heard Trump is at war with a cabal of baby eating Democratic George Soros clones that shoot lasers out of their asses. WAKE UP

11 minutes ago, BNB said:

Trump is the first President since Carter that hasn't started a war, and you all can't stand it.

You want a war.

Trump is trying to make peace in the middle east and you all want continued wars.

Better to Remain Silent and Be Thought a Fool than to Speak and Remove All Doubt. 

Learn it, Live it, Love it. 

19 minutes ago, BNB said:

Trump is the first President since Carter that hasn't started a war, and you all can't stand it.

You want a war.

Trump is trying to make peace in the middle east and you all want continued wars.

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Rather with the Rim Shot...

 

1 hour ago, wildcat09 said:

Apparently they’ve got a bigass convoy driving around the loop in Houston right now. Seems they’re doing this all over the country.

I got stuck in one of these at work today. Blasted past it on the highway so I didn’t appear to be helping them or whatever. That thing went on for several miles with hundreds of cars. 

37 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:



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For those of you Trumpers who've always wondered what Rosie O'Donnell's vagina looked like up close, whilst wearing wool underwear...here it is (albeit rotated 90 degrees)

On 10/31/2020 at 10:57 AM, BrickHorn said:

My kid was upset that Lil Wayne met with Trump, but he just laughed his ass off about Lil Pump. Apparently that dude has zero cred and is a joke in the rap community. 

I can totally relate to the discussion with a kid about the relative credibility of Lil Wayne, Lil Pump, and Lil Jon.  

Oof, my life.

18 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

I can totally relate to the discussion with a kid about the relative credibility of Lil Wayne, Lil Pump, and Lil Jon.  

Oof, my life.

What about Big John?  You really shouldn't give him any lip.

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1 hour ago, BNB said:

Trump is the first President since Carter that hasn't started a war, and you all can't stand it.

You want a war.

Trump is trying to make peace in the middle east and you all want continued wars.

Did you just read that on Facebook and come running here to post it without fact checking it first? Bill Clinton didn't start a war. He ended one. The Dayton Accords were a foreign policy victory that led to peace in Bosnia. But then maybe you come down on the side of genocide. Trump doesn't seem to have a problem with it as he betrayed our Kurdish allies in Syria to the Turks. Clinton inherited the Somali conflict from George HW Bush who sent in troops after losing the election. 

It would be nice if Trump would wage war on the novel coronavirus which, thanks to his incompetence, his inaction, his denial and outright lies, has killed more Americans than all our military conflicts in the last 40 years combined. 

1 hour ago, mdmost said:

Yeah, that's it. 

Yeah, that was a much more succinct response than I would have come up with.  LMAO.

I love the "election night" angle that Trump is promoting as vital in terms of deciding an election.

George W. Bush was declared the victor over Al Gore exactly 5 weeks after election day.  I'm no historian, but I'm pretty sure Donald Trump wouldn't be President right now if Al Gore had won that election.  

6 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

According to my sources. 

 

He's just mad he didn't think of it first.

6 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

I love the "election night" angle that Trump is promoting as vital in terms of deciding an election.

George W. Bush was declared the victor over Al Gore exactly 5 weeks after election day.  I'm no historian, but I'm pretty sure Donald Trump wouldn't be President right now if Al Gore had won that election.  

He only ran because of how bad obama was remember?

1 hour ago, BNB said:

Trump is the first President since Carter that hasn't started a war, and you all can't stand it.

You want a war.

Trump is trying to make peace in the middle east and you all want continued wars.

Are you this dumb irl?

5 minutes ago, DigDug said:

Are you this dumb irl?

The answer, whether it's "yes" or "no", is damning.

2 hours ago, BNB said:

Trump is the first President since Carter that hasn't started a war, and you all can't stand it.

You want a war.

Trump is trying to make peace in the middle east and you all want continued wars.

 

i guess this doesn't count because, you know, he's getting his ass kicked.

1 minute ago, henrygandorf said:

 

i guess this doesn't count because, you know, he's getting his ass kicked.

It's the Generals' fault. Apparently they've defected to Russia Today.

5 hours ago, Constant said:

The width and depth of his pussy is incalculable. 

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2 hours ago, BNB said:

Trump is the first President since Carter that hasn't started a war, and you all can't stand it.

You want a war.

Trump is trying to make peace in the middle east and you all want continued wars.

You know what else he shares with Carter: being a US president when an unruly mob sacked a US Embassy in the Middle East. 
 

Are you Tom Herman in real life?  Cause you seem like MENSA. 

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1 hour ago, Constant said:

I got stuck in one of these at work today. Blasted past it on the highway so I didn’t appear to be helping them or whatever. That thing went on for several miles with hundreds of cars. 

passed one today in Maryland clogging up the middle lane of the freeway.  Can't understand the purpose--nobody here jumps on the freeway to get to a voting center.

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Trumpkins are going to block each other from voting centers on Tuesday. 

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Trumpkins are going to block each other from voting centers on Tuesday. 

That's my take away too 

57 minutes ago, Bateshorn said:

You know what else he shares with Carter: being a US president when an unruly mob sacked a US Embassy in the Middle East. 
 

Are you Tom Herman in real life?  Cause you seem like MENSA. 

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Man, I had completely fucking forgotten about this. How wild is it that something like this was just a complete nonstory?

5 minutes ago, Pasken said:

Trumpkins are going to block each other from voting centers on Tuesday. 

A new meaning for the term "cock blocking."

3 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Oh, the freeway blocking assholery is pretty garden-variety.  But these folks aren't "protesting" anything.  It's a show of force.  That's all that it is.  Flexing muscle, and warning the "enemies of the state" that they're ready to act.  See the iteration of this bullshit here in Texas this week, with the Biden campaign bus.

See the bodies being carted out of an El Paso Wal-Mart.

The Brown Shirts are following the playbook.  It will get worse.

Hey man maybe you should take a break for a couple days

2 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

Brian Kelly likes this. 

3 hours ago, BNB said:

Trump is the first President since Carter that hasn't started a war, and you all can't stand it.

You want a war.

Trump is trying to make peace in the middle east and you all want continued wars.

Don't want a war, but I'd take Carter.

What war did Obama start? Is he getting credit for “starting” Libya? If that counts as starting a war, then you’ve got to count Trump’s support for the Saudi’s expanded Yemen war too.

2 minutes ago, wildcat09 said:

What war did Obama start? Is he getting credit for “starting” Libya? If that counts as starting a war, then you’ve got to count Trump’s support for the Saudi’s expanded Yemen war too.

We've always been at war with Eastasia, you moron.

10 minutes ago, wildcat09 said:

What war did Obama start? Is he getting credit for “starting” Libya? If that counts as starting a war, then you’ve got to count Trump’s support for the Saudi’s expanded Yemen war too.

The war on white male Presidents.

Y’all already forgot about Obama’s war on Christianity?

27 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

so Biden gets bald eagles flying overhead and Trump's MAGA scaffolding collapses. 

much like Bevo attacking UGA before the Sugar Bowl, let these be good omens.🤘

2 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

But Biden has dementia!!!
 

I don't want to make issue of folks with speech issues as my wife is a 20+ year dedicated speech therapist/speech-language pathologist.  

But just so you Trumpers know...his speaking here is completely and nearly 100% indicative of a palatal lisp.  Since he only recently developed this issue, it is about 80%+ indicative evidence that he has endured a TIA, or Transient Ischemic Attack.  A mini stroke.  I know you Trumpers won't accept that.  But listen to the way he speaks lately.  It's happened.  It's not a childhood stutter like Biden has that get to pick on like bullying assholes.  Your False Messiah is displaying one symptom after another of someone who has suffered mini-strokes.  I wish him well.  I'd wish you well, but you're already looking for hell on earth.  

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