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54 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

Someone on the advance team really should have reached out to Brian Kelly about using a scissor lift in high winds.

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    it won't matter if his taxes ever come out.  it won't matter if his taxes don't ever come out.  you wanna know why?  because we already know what's in them. since early 2017 when people starting

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he sure is doing a lot of rallies for a guy who's leading big in every internal poll.

51 minutes ago, wildcat09 said:

What war did Obama start? Is he getting credit for “starting” Libya? If that counts as starting a war, then you’ve got to count Trump’s support for the Saudi’s expanded Yemen war too.

Trump should also get credit for surrendering our base to Russia shouldn't he?

12 minutes ago, Lobo said:

I don't want to make issue of folks with speech issues as my wife is a 20+ year dedicated speech therapist/speech-language pathologist.  

But just so you Trumpers know...his speaking here is completely and nearly 100% indicative of a palatal lisp.  Since he only recently developed this issue, it is about 80%+ indicative evidence that he has endured a TIA, or Transient Ischemic Attack.  A mini stroke.  I know you Trumpers won't accept that.  But listen to the way he speaks lately.  It's happened.  It's not a childhood stutter like Biden has that get to pick on like bullying assholes.  Your False Messiah is displaying one symptom after another of someone who has suffered mini-strokes.  I wish him well.  I'd wish you well, but you're already looking for hell on earth.  

we already know he suffered mini-strokes since that tweet where he specifically explained that he absolutely did not suffer mini-strokes.

He still has Georgia and Florida to go tonight, I believe?

Maybe by the time he reaches Florida he will be singing Nessun Dorma.

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But sometimes it takes mini-strokes.  It takes mini-strokes.  it takes mini-strokes to move the world.  yes it does.  It takes mini-strokes to move the world.  

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I am rooting for a major stroke. Me or him, it doesn't matter at this point.

47 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

I’m so tired.
 

About 99% of that crowd has no idea who Pavarotti is.

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3 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

About 99% of that crowd has no idea who Pavarotti is.

Trump's making it up.  (Shocking.)  My sister worked with Pavarotti.  She made the connection via her professor in grad school (John Wustman, University of Illinois), who was Pavarotti's accompanist in the US.  I looked up and copied Pavarotti's home phone number in Modena off of Wustman's rolodex while we were hanging out in his studio.

By all accounts Pavarotti was as far from a diva as could be imagined.  He might have canceled a concert for sickness now and again, but the dude had a huge heart and was magnanimous to a fault.  In contrast, Donald Trump is a lying sack of shit who deserves what's coming to him.

12 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

About 99% of that crowd has no idea who Pavarotti is.

If you asked them who the three Tenors were, after spotting them Pavarotti...they'd say, "Ah yes, Pavarotti, Trump, and that other guy..."  

The width and depth of his pussy is incalculable. 

I really want to fist fight this guy. He has 2 inches and 60 to 160 pounds on me, but I'm not scared.
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Neighborhood just turned into a trump rally today. All the trump signs and flags on full view. Skeleton Donny decided it was time to make an appearance for all to see.

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Telling a lie just to tell a lie, is the worst kind of liar 

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3 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Telling a lie just to tell a lie, is the worst kind of liar 

Telling a lie (or gossip) is the only kind of conversation the President can have.

That's it.  

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That doesn’t look like fat. That looks like bloating from some underlying condition.

Nah, that neck wattle is old fat man fat.

And why was goofing around with his tongue out the whole time?

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He’s so gross and weird.

I am rooting for a major stroke. Me or him, it doesn't matter at this point.
Hey quit hogging, I want in on this too.

I assume Mexico is paying. Congrats to Bunker Bitch for finally getting his wall. 

Non-scalable?  As in, we can't replicate it nationwide...Like the President's response to the Covid-19 pandemic?  

Non-scalable...Perfect end to his Presidency.  

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Calling something non-scalable is just challenging people 

I am looking forward to the screen capture of Trump's victory speech on Fox with "Biden Wins Texas" below him.

i can't wait for Biden to be way up on election night only for Trump to say all ballots must be counted

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BV beat me by a hair.

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8 hours ago, BNB said:

Trump is the first President since Carter that hasn't started a war, and you all can't stand it.

You want a war.

Trump is trying to make peace in the middle east and you all want continued wars.

The trolls are getting desperate. 

26 minutes ago, Burt said:

Happy Halloween!  Here's something can thank Trump for - open racism....Montana style.  The guy under the sheet is one of our coaches at the school.  Just glad he coaches a different sport than me!

Looks like he owns a wrestling school -- does he also coach at public schools?

4 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Looks like he owns a wrestling school -- does he also coach at public schools?

He coaches (or coached...name has already been removed from the website) our AAU wrestlers for certain.  I'm not sure if he still coaches our middle school kids for the school or not. 

5 minutes ago, Burt said:

He coaches (or coached...name has already been removed from the website) our AAU wrestlers for certain.  I'm not sure if he still coaches our middle school kids for the school or not. 

I'm sure things will work out fine for him- look at the things Jim Jordan has been able to accomplish as a wrestler steeped in scandal!

4 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

 

This piece of shit needs his comeuppance so very much. 

When karma catches up to this douche bag and his followers, it’ll be an event 

37 minutes ago, Celery Man said:

 

fauci would be wise to take those unused vacation days until biden’s hand is on the bible. just assuming he’s accrued a few. 

5 hours ago, Planet Houston said:

 

Bluth family to the rescue

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Edit - Shit, Beau Vine beat me to it.

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Free advice to Mr. Whitmer, maybe don’t tell the guys in your cell block that your nickname on the outside is ‘Red Hot.’   

why on earth would you tell the journalist that factoid, you fucking moron.  It’s gonna around the whole prison by noon. 

9 hours ago, Planet Houston said:

I assume Mexico is paying. Congrats to Bunker Bitch for finally getting his wall. 

Awesome! Looks like I’ll have somewhere to hang a wreath at while I’m there on Tuesday night.

Kaleb Franks of Waterford, a recovering heroin addict who says he has turned his life around after doing time for cocaine and home invasion,

Involved in a plot to kidnap, kangaroo court, and execute the Governor.  
 

Really, Kaleb Red Hot, Turned your life around, you say.

11 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

About 99% of that crowd has no idea who Pavarotti is.

Probably thinking it's some eye-talian dish at Olive Garden. 

29 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Probably thinking it's some eye-talian dish at Olive Garden. 

He is they guy that played Frank Drebin.

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