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Ssssssupersssssspreader. They used to use that snake emoji for Elizabeth Warren, but if she becomes our next Secretary of the Treasury, I hope she plays "How Do You Like Me Now?" when she goes after his crony partners in mob.

 

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    it won't matter if his taxes ever come out.  it won't matter if his taxes don't ever come out.  you wanna know why?  because we already know what's in them. since early 2017 when people starting

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Strong closing argument.

6 hours ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

All you need is a subtle incline/decline and Trump becomes literally helpless.

Gravity isn't working in his favor.

6 hours ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

That's every Trump rally.  Its two hours of stream of consciousness.  He probably only has 20 minutes of prepared material - the rest is him just going off on these wild tangents.  He literally says whatever pops into his little monkey brain in that moment.

 

And the fucking idiots that would spend their day at one of his propaganda events eat it up.

I was going to say the same thing. His stream-of-consciousness is insane, but it’s a heckuva treasure trove for psychologists to analyze for year to come. 

7 minutes ago, Mdhorn said:

Gravity isn't working in his favor.

That sounds like "science talk" to me.

15 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Here's how I picture Meadows after Trump finally strokes out in a couple of weeks ...

 

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he couldn't pick her out of a lineup.

43 minutes ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

Ssssssupersssssspreader. They used to use that snake emoji for Elizabeth Warren, but if she becomes our next Secretary of the Treasury, I hope she plays "How Do You Like Me Now?" when she goes after his crony partners in mob.

 

Those aren’t droplets, but flying insects, like in The Mummy or The Amityville Horror.

6 minutes ago, Vito Andolini said:

Those aren’t droplets, but flying insects, like in The Mummy or The Amityville Horror.

or the reverse of The Green Mile.

In an oddly related note, Michael Clarke Duncan’s girlfriend when he died?

Omarosa.

https://www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archive/2020/11/trump-will-live-on-well-past-the-election/616950/?fbclid=IwAR3trJWKg61c6EPJ9IEyG_aKOHM4B2h7jmX1aq3wA5Ud8eZf9dND5jDMMb8

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Donald Trump will never really go away, even if he is resoundingly defeated on Tuesday. Not on November 4, not on January 20, not when he dies, not in a hundred years. He may well be what future generations remember most about our era. Not because of what he accomplished, but because the story of a mad king is an immortal tale.

The phenomenon is rare, which is why it is so captivating. The Roman emperor Caligula appointed his horse a consul of Rome. He made it illegal for anyone to look at him in the street, was an enthusiastic sadist, and seems to have genuinely believed that he was a deity. King George III of England, whose madness would be made into a Hollywood movie, supposedly tried to shake hands with a tree, thinking it was the King of Prussia, although this story was almost surely apocryphal. America has been relatively immune to this sort of leader, although Richard Nixon had some moments in his final, besieged years—ordering military operations he never intended to carry out, musing openly about using the Army to hold on to power, and pouring out vitriol on tape.

The mad king also makes for great literature. Game of Thrones begins a few years after the death of one such figure and introduces its share of irrational leaders along the way. William Shakespeare’s King Lear is the story of a monarch who responds well to flattery and is taken advantage of by his own daughters.

Trump is not trying to shake hands with a tree, but he does have many of the features, weaknesses, and idiosyncrasies of the stereotype. The president is incapable of empathy, susceptible to flattery, and prone to self-destructive behavior. He has a mercurial family that exerts undue influence over his administration. He traffics in the most absurd conspiracy theories. His wealth, or lack thereof, is shrouded in secrecy. He is insecure. He lays out his deepest prejudices on Twitter for the world to see. He captivates crowds. Everything about him—the hair, the tan, the long tie, the goofy hat—is outlandish.

He is the president of one of the most powerful countries in history, one that invests unrivaled authority in its commander in chief, including the right to use nuclear weapons. He also has formidable adversaries with powerful stories of their own—the first African American president and the person who would have been the first female president. And it looks like he could meet his political end partly because of a plague. It’s hard to get more biblical than that.

What will make the Trump story particularly irresistible for future generations is that it’s not just a comic farce; it’s also of huge significance to anyone who wants to understand the United States in the early 21st century.

Ever since Trump was elected, political theorists have debated whether his presidency is a cause or a symptom of political change. The conventional wisdom is that he is a symptom of a bigger shift. He benefited from trends that were already under way—the disillusionment of non-college-educated white voters, the shock waves from the financial crisis, and distrust in authority. All of this is true, but that argument overlooks the effect that the president’s irrational behavior has had on America.

If, say, Ted Cruz had been elected president in 2016, he too would have benefited from populist trends. Many commentators would have asked if Cruz’s nationalism spelled the end of the liberal international order—after all, he was the first candidate in the 2016 election cycle to use the term America First to describe his foreign policy. The Europeans would have almost certainly been distraught about his election. But a Cruz presidency would have been qualitatively different from Trump’s. He would surely not have played doctor during the pandemic, actively promoting unproven medicines or advising the public to inject themselves with disinfectant. He would not have tweeted orders at the Pentagon. He would have likely shown empathy when he met a Nobel Prize winner whose six brothers and mother were murdered by the Islamic State. He would not have proclaimed his love for Kim Jong Un.

The Cruz hypothetical is helpful in understanding what about this time historians might attribute to Trump, in particular. To the extent that they focus on certain aspects of his administration’s policy—voter suppression, tax cuts for the wealthy, his failure to stand up for democracy abroad, and the ramming through of a Supreme Court justice while voting is under way—Trump is a symptom, not a cause of change. He may even be less radical than others who might follow him, including Cruz.

However, Trump’s ineptitude and erratic behavior also shaped the trajectory of the country. He seemed incapable of reading a brief and of having foresight that extended beyond tomorrow. He had no desire to actually do the job of president and was vindictive toward civil servants who were doing theirs, meaning that much of the government was hollowed out under his watch. He did not feel a responsibility to citizens of states that did not vote for him. And now we are seeing just how irrationally he would act in a crisis, even when his actions hurt his own political interests. He refused to treat the coronavirus as a real risk, and now the country is in its third wave of infections and has suffered more than 19 percent of the world’s fatalities, even though it makes up only 4 percent of the global population.

Voting Trump out of office will probably not decouple the Republican Party from Trumpism. But it could strike a decisive blow against the notion that entrusting the presidency to someone who is so obviously unfit for the role is acceptable. And that is not nothing.

Future historians might conclude that in the end, American democracy was strong enough to survive Trump—that is, if the election takes place without disruption. If Trump wins, then all bets are off. He will feel utterly vindicated and will believe that he alone represents the will of the people. It is a short step from that level of hubris to an attempt to fundamentally remake and even undo key elements of American democracy and the country’s global role.

Trump is now an intrinsic part of the story of America—its first mad president. The only major question left is whether the story relayed decades and even centuries from now will end with what Trump did to America or with what America did to Trump. That will be answered soon.

 

LOl, wut? He's talking about the coastal waters, but hilarious the way it is worded.

 

As the campaign wraps up and Americans head to the polls, the President is driving home the important issues of the day:

 

He gave Maine lobster?   
 

israel ain’t gonna like this one bit

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13 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

JFC

 

So, the Biden Lockdown is pretty much like society today, under Trump,  right?

 

37 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

JFC

If he had kept going he might have had a good country western song.

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that last tweet is hyper onion level shit haha. put that motherfucker in the smiffsonian

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1 hour ago, Mo Horn said:

JFC

Look, man- When the election results are certified and the Orangutan in Chief leaves office, I won't need Thanksgiving, Christmas, or Fourth of July.

I'll be too busy enjoying the 365.25 day holiday called "Trump's Not The President".

And if he gets perp-walked soon thereafter? Wellll....

1 hour ago, Mo Horn said:

JFC

From today's every accusation is a confession department, Trump is contemplating making life as miserable as possible for every American if he loses.

8 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

Law and Order!

 

Has any president ever been so involved in the idiot minutiae of his supporters and detractors?

9 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

 

Things are going to go swimmingly after the election.  Yessir.  I'm sure they'll all just calm down, regardless of the results. 

 

 

No, people are going to die.

1 minute ago, Biff Tannen said:

Things are going to go swimmingly after the election.  Yessir.  I'm sure they'll all just calm down, regardless of the results. 

 

 

No, people are going to die.

And that is in California.  Imagine places like, say, Oklahoma.

2 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

And that is in California.  Imagine places like, say, Oklahoma.

Specifically, Tulsa 1921.

In the 50s and 60s, they'd just lynch the driver and passenger. And the authorities would stand by and do nothing. 

Imagine if she didn't have a phone to record that shit with. Her family would still be looking for her.

19 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

And that is in California.  Imagine places like, say, Oklahoma.

Yeah, but it’s Bakersfield.  That place is more redneck than most places in Oklahoma.

If y’all are bored.

Still business hours in California.....

2 minutes ago, Horn Dogg said:

Yeah, but it’s Bakersfield.  That place is more redneck than most places in Oklahoma.

It is actually full of former Oklahomans.

6 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

It is actually full of former Oklahomans.

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How the fuck does a citizen report an assault to the police and they say nope didn’t happen and walk away?

8 minutes ago, Gardner Barnes said:

 

 


This part of the video was for real laugh out loud funny

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Why should he be worried? I am not worried.
52 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

 

Just in case any of you were wondering still.....it's not that police are not good.  It's that they are ACTIVELY AND PROUDLY BAD.  

If you think the cops are going to stop the MAGA Brown Shirts when they do whatever they want, and attack whoever they want, watch this video again.  The police are the ENEMY of the people and the public.  How fucked is that?  Seriously, how fucking fucked is that?

In the 50s and 60s, they'd just lynch the driver and passenger. And the authorities would stand by and do nothing. 

Shit, the cops would provide the rope.
Just in case any of you were wondering still.....it's not that police are not good.  It's that they are ACTIVELY AND PROUDLY BAD.  
If you think the cops are going to stop the MAGA Brown Shirts when they do whatever they want, and attack whoever they want, watch this video again.  The police are the ENEMY of the people and the public.  How fucked is that?  Seriously, how fucking fucked is that?

Nah man, you are just a kook. It is fair-ish.

Based on that video....burn it all fucking down...what’s the fucking point. American society is fucked regardless of what happens in the election.

And that is in California.  Imagine places like, say, Oklahoma.
Kiss my ass hippie! We're not all rednecks.
27 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Just in case any of you were wondering still.....it's not that police are not good.  It's that they are ACTIVELY AND PROUDLY BAD.  

If you think the cops are going to stop the MAGA Brown Shirts when they do whatever they want, and attack whoever they want, watch this video again.  The police are the ENEMY of the people and the public.  How fucked is that?  Seriously, how fucking fucked is that?

This is my concern dude. 

Kiss my ass hippie! We're not all rednecks.
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To be fair, I could totally see that happening in Oklahoma...or Texas...or a bunch of other places.
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