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  • Let me be candid and honest here my man. I cannot be sympathetic to your comments because this is how adult life has always been. From the moment I stepped out of my home and headed off to college I h

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    it won't matter if his taxes ever come out.  it won't matter if his taxes don't ever come out.  you wanna know why?  because we already know what's in them. since early 2017 when people starting

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4 hours ago, Asithappens said:

Am I the only one who, while agreeing with Bernie, would wish he would just stfu?

I’m waiting to hear what Hillary has to say.

18 hours ago, NAVY said:

Did I just read earlier today Trump wants to pull more troops from Afghanistan and Iraq? And now this talk of bombing Iran? Wouldn’t you want more  troops in the countries surrounding the target? 
 

Trump. No use trying to make sense of it. I hope the adults that are still around can control this PoS for another 2.5 months 

You are thinking of it the wrong way. Imagine a spoiled little kid playing with a game boy. Another kid comes over and his mom tells him to share. Instead of sharing, he throws a fit, smashes the game boy, runs to his room, and slams the door. 

Trump is trying to do that to the country. He would rather break it than let Biden play with it. His plan in the Middle East is simply to make it even harder to deal with than it already is. 

 

7 hours ago, Asithappens said:

Am I the only one who, while agreeing with Bernie, would wish he would just stfu?

That tweet in particular needed to be said and needs to be drummed into the subconscious of every trumptard.

3 hours ago, Underdog said:

Greatest Gif ever. 

I see your Jaguars fan, and raise you Chloe.

Chloe GIFs | Tenor

14 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

who is eye roll girl? I need to know for, uh, well, I just need to know.

I always assumed that was Kate Beckinsale. Reverse Google Image says it's Cheryl Cole, former wife of English footballer Ashley Cole.

I always assumed that was Kate Beckinsale. Reverse Google Image says it's Cheryl Cole, former wife of English footballer Ashley Cole.

She has a little bit of Kate Mara going on too.
13 hours ago, Loch Ness Monster said:

Obviously Trump is a POS but I at least like he hasn't got us into any more wars. 

It's hard saying no to the neocons that want to overthrow every country. 

do civil wars count?

asking for lots of friends

Maybe they will make Barron acting CISA like it's some kind of Make a Wish thing for kids whose parents are getting thrown the fuck out of the White House in a couple of months.  He has the best cyber. 

9 hours ago, Superhero said:

I see your Jaguars fan, and raise you Chloe.

Chloe GIFs | Tenor

“side-eye chloe” is my fantasy football team name this year. she’s #1. 

jlaw.okay is also top 5. along with green shirt laugh guy. 

5 hours ago, henrygandorf said:

jlaw.okay is also top 5. along with green shirt laugh guy. 

Those are my top two.

10 hours ago, C-Man said:

Trump fires head of election cyber security who debunked conspiracy theories — uses Twitter to do the deed (again).


https://www.nbcnews.com/tech/security/trump-fires-head-u-s-election-cybersecurity-after-he-debunked-n1248063?fbclid=IwAR38UjLjdK9px9fpmfQww4iSzZq7iuoLUaqtdJq1_42QrI8tTfvAYj06ajM

His reaction to this election alone is reason enough on why he should never have been President. He’s bringing it all down with him. 

58 minutes ago, Brandywine said:

His reaction to this election alone is reason enough on why he should never have been President. He’s bringing it all down with him. 

He was forced to contradict Trump because of the website he set up to debunk unfounded election security rumors.  it just ended up being a fact check for all the shit Trump and his lawyers threw at the wall.

1 hour ago, Brandywine said:

His reaction to this election alone is reason enough on why he should never have been President. He’s bringing it all down with him. 

Yeah, we thought the virus had fully exposed him, but this really does.  He's just a fucking clown.

3 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Yeah, we thought the virus had fully exposed him, but this really does.  He's just a fucking clown.

AND HE ALWAYS WAS.  This was ALWAYS how it was going to end.  Well, correction, had he won a second term, it would have ended even worse, with an authoritarian government locked into place that we never could escape from.  But this is what happens when you 1) openly reject a malignant narcissist who 2) still has the keys to the house and the cars, and access to all the bank accounts.  The destruction will continue to be jaw-dropping.

But that's not the crime here.  Insane narcissist gonna insane narcissist.

No, the crime is his GOP enablers watching him burn down everything in sight.....and not lifting a finger to stop it.  Never, ever, ever forget the evil complicity of the GOP.  Their complicity to this point pales in comparison to what they are going to watch over the next 60 days.  This is not unlike the German people watching the Nazis ferverishly execute as many jews as possible in the last days as the allies close in.  The evil will be compressed and heightened.....and they will just watch, doing nothing to stop it.

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10 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Yeah, we thought the virus had fully exposed him, but this really does.  He's just a fucking clown.

I get what you're saying, but I'm 44 years old. I've known he's a fucking clown since I was about 12 years old. How anyone who was around in the 80s and 90s and well anytime prior to 2016 couldn't know this is astounding. 

Make no mistake, when they say transform the curriculum, it’s a white power push.

 

You are thinking of it the wrong way. Imagine a spoiled little kid playing with a game boy. Another kid comes over and his mom tells him to share. Instead of sharing, he throws a fit, smashes the game boy, runs to his room, and slams the door. 
Trump is trying to do that to the country. He would rather break it than let Biden play with it. His plan in the Middle East is simply to make it even harder to deal with than it already is. 
 

As the experts start to refill some positions, they’ll be crawling thru shit like Andy Dufresne. They’ll make “They did what?!?” stamps for classified materials.

Prediction - We’ll see a new Sunni-led terrorist group pop up.

One of the advantages to having a corrupt President who DGAF is that he could make back-channel deals with other corrupt regimes to temporarily cease hostilities. Mob rules.

In the past 4 years, my gifs of choice are...

Laughing Green Shirt Guy
Jaguar Fan (who was a student at Columbine High during the mass shooting)
Nathan Fillion Castle Wait Wut
Thats Not How Any of This Works Lady
George Constanza Panic Escape From Fire

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6 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Best face ever:

Sceptical Third World Child': What a viral picture tells us about child  poverty in Africa - BBC News

funny sidenote - in the league where we're "side-eye chloe" we almost always pick a meme or gif.

several years ago we were "skeptical third world kid" and went 12-1 and won the title.

radical larry was another one that did well.  #dealwithit was 3-10.  

12 minutes ago, Eskimohorn said:

In the past 4 years, my gifs of choice are...

Laughing Green Shirt Guy
Jaguar Fan (who was a student at Columbine High during the mass shooting)
Nathan Fillion Castle Wait Wut
Thats Not How Any of This Works Lady
George Constanza Panic Escape From Fire

/Thread

this is a good list.

2nd greatest gif...

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Little man is Boss! 

Close behind...

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2nd greatest gif...
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Little man is Boss! 
Close behind...
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I have a pic of my youngest at about that age holding a can of beer on his shoulder. He used to like to bring them to me from the fridge.

He got his MPA from McCombs this spring. Time flies.
29 minutes ago, Underdog said:

2nd greatest gif...

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Little man is Boss! 

 

 

 

 

This could be me getting a beer from the fridge just about any morning between the years of about 1980 to 1990.

 

5 hours ago, Brandywine said:

His reaction to this election alone is reason enough on why he should never have been President. He’s bringing it all down with him. 

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"go get your shine box" cat is my favorite of that genre:

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55 minutes ago, Underdog said:

2nd greatest gif...

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Little man is Boss! 

Close behind...

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Kid Screaming GIFs | Tenor

6 minutes ago, washparkhorn said:

 

is 'value added' code for racism? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

"Value added" = lining my pockets. 

Since gif talk not going away my second favorite after the Tech 'fuck that' chick, even if it's Yankees related:

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Bart Scott's Can't Wait is another good one. 

Whoever thought of putting the pictures of the screaming Real Housewife alongside the cat at the dinner table deserves the Nobel Prize for Funny.

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2 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

Use this one at work quite often. 

I got a strongly worded email for using this one in a group Teams chat one day. I thought i clicked over to a private chat.. Whoops!27cd533087e184fd1bc3354c383dcc66.gif

21 minutes ago, qwertyu1234 said:

Since gif talk not going away my second favorite after the Tech 'fuck that' chick, even if it's Yankees related:

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Also Yankees related, but kind of sums up the entire dotard admin the last 4 years.

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I don’t know anything about Krebs in his role. But I’m aware of what he said and what other people keep repeating about how “there was no election interference from foreign actors” or whatever. But what is that based on? That there wasn’t actual hacking of machines and vote changes? Because the interference we had in 2016 wasn’t that either. It was the troll farms and whatnot, right? Those certainly didn’t all shut down. So didn’t we have about the same amount of foreign interference this go around (with the caveat that it was maybe less influential because more people were able to spot it for what it was)?

1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

Also Yankees related, but kind of sums up the entire dotard admin the last 4 years.

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If there was a better quality version of this, it’s up there 
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suicide GIF

some favs

Dog Roomba GIF by Cheezburger

but depends on the moment. 

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