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Pretty normal shit here:

(and Quaid's nose looks like a tiny penis)

 

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27 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

He’s retweeting Randy Quaid.

Trump's shitter is full.

4 minutes ago, Chooky said:

Pretty normal shit here:

(and Quaid's nose looks like a tiny penis)

 

You can watch Randy playing with his real tiny penis if you google his content history. All the more amazing that the fucking President of the United States is retweeting anything from him.

Fox News really is like crack. Even the dude that should feel most personally betrayed by them can't quit watching, even after publicly condemning them.

1 minute ago, smuggs said:

You can watch Randy playing with his real tiny penis if you google his content history. All the more amazing that the fucking President of the United States is retweeting anything from him.

I guess Jon Voight wasn't available.

OAN/Newsmax will have their credentials revoked on Jan 20. 

No one wants to have to listen to questions like "President Biden, do you deny being a leader of a global cabal that meets in a pizza shop?" While funny and sad, it's just distracting. 

"Mr. President, can you confirm that your Secret Service detail verified that your dick is a full 8 inches shorter than Mr. Trump's?"

Sadly, revoking their credentials just plays into their viewers' pathos of left wing media censoring the truth. 

16 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

OAN/Newsmax will have their credentials revoked on Jan 20. 

No one wants to have to listen to questions like "President Biden, do you deny being a leader of a global cabal that meets in a pizza shop?" While funny and sad, it's just distracting. 

Yeah that wont happen. At all. Biden won’t be that aggressive at all. 

26 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

OAN/Newsmax will have their credentials revoked on Jan 20. 

No one wants to have to listen to questions like "President Biden, do you deny being a leader of a global cabal that meets in a pizza shop?" While funny and sad, it's just distracting. 

Nah. -  flack loves thin foil. They gonna get the c'mon man treatment. 

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Didn't see this posted but yet another example of Trump going scorched earth on his way out the door.

 

I love the fact that he's already talking about running in 2024, and he's already the favorite for the GOP nomination. All those assholes that have been complicit these last 4 years, but who want to run for president, can't run against him in the primary. They have totally fucked themselves. 

4 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

I love the fact that he's already talking about running in 2024, and he's already the favorite for the GOP nomination. All those assholes that have been complicit these last 4 years, but who want to run for president, can't run against him in the primary. They have totally fucked themselves. 

Maybe. But they’ve fucked all of America substantially more. 

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19 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

I love the fact that he's already talking about running in 2024, and he's already the favorite for the GOP nomination. All those assholes that have been complicit these last 4 years, but who want to run for president, can't run against him in the primary. They have totally fucked themselves. 

 

https://www.politico.com/playbook

 

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NEW … POLITICO/MORNING CONSULT POLL … 67% of voters want a new coronavirus relief package in the first 100 days of BIDEN’S presidency. … 53% of Republicans say they would vote for TRUMP in the 2024 GOP primary. 12% say they would vote for PENCE. In third place: DONALD TRUMP JR. with 8%.

 

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1 hour ago, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

How he keeps people in his thrall I don’t get.  People side with him over generals?

 

 

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Pretty good take on how Gen. Milley's refusal to use the military for civilian protest control led to the current state of events. Read the whole thread.

 

2 hours ago, HenryJames said:

He’s retweeting Randy Quaid.

really nice christmas vacation GIF

1 hour ago, aggie08 said:

Sadly, revoking their credentials just plays into their viewers' pathos of left wing media censoring the truth. 

Fuck their feelings.

2 hours ago, smuggs said:

You can watch Randy playing with his real tiny penis if you google his content history. All the more amazing that the fucking President of the United States is retweeting anything from him.

It dawned on me a few  years ago that Randy Quaid actually is Cousin Eddie.

Maybe Randy is going to take Trump to a casino for the simple minded where he will play war in an effort to run up enough money to pay off his nine figures worth of debt. 

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Parler is now deleting #WriteInTrumpforGeorgia posts.

This is one of the greatest things ever.

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1 minute ago, Beau Vine said:

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Parler is now deleting #WriteInTrumpforGeorgia posts.

This is one of the greatest things ever.

But muh free speech and no censors!

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Dumbasses.

 

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1 minute ago, jimmyjazz said:

Dumbasses.

Florida will annex Georgia (but GA keeps its representative seats) before the election so Trump has residency, stupid libtard. You don’t think they already got that figgered out?

4 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

She's a moron

She should call her mother. I bet she doesn't call her mother often enough. Someone interviewed Ivana after the election and she said she'd like for them to leave Washington and just live normal lives. Now, you and I know that the Trump idea of normal is not remotely normal, but I'd settle for the Kushner family just disappearing into 'normal' for awhile since it's unlikely they will serve time for any of the dodges with which they were involved.

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2 hours ago, bolverk said:

Didn't see this posted but yet another example of Trump going scorched earth on his way out the door.

 

That was Rachel Maddow's top story last night. I only caught about the first 20 min. I haven't seen confirmation but she said Trump is also having the planes that do the surveillance dismantled. 

good.  watching his ass get dragged out is the perfect way to start a new year.

11 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

That was Rachel Maddow's top story last night. I only caught about the first 20 min. I haven't seen confirmation but she said Trump is also having the planes that do the surveillance dismantled. 

Germany knows. I believe Merkel commented a month ago regarding their own military. I think she is smart enough to anticipate this. Putin is trying not to drool over Ukraine, etc.

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Should clarify--I believe her concern is not that Russia will attack Germany but what his encroachment in other adjacent countries does with respect to the EU, etc

LOL, that was all he basically said at the press conference and then walked out. 

Maybe it's not completely lost on him that what triggered the surge today was news that the transition was moving forward?

 

LOL, right. 

1 hour ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Florida will annex Georgia (but GA keeps its representative seats) before the election so Trump has residency, stupid libtard. You don’t think they already got that figgered out?

I think The band Florida-Georgia Line even wrote a song about it.  It’s his senate theme song.  You could also fool the rubes by telling them the reason so many Trump officials went to Georgia is to lay down foundations for his senate bid.  It really could be possible to get enough of them to write him in to tilt one of the two seats.  You’d only need 50k or so 

That was Rachel Maddow's top story last night. I only caught about the first 20 min. I haven't seen confirmation but she said Trump is also having the planes that do the surveillance dismantled. 

This is straight up traitorous bullshit. He’s a Russian asset.

I love the "new Dow high" count.  I have zero doubt he understands how utterly uninteresting that is as a stock market metric.

We switch out stocks in DJIA every few years to artificially prop it up, just like Presidents. 
 

Hasta Luego, Commander Dipshit 

1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

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Parler is now deleting #WriteInTrumpforGeorgia posts.

This is one of the greatest things ever.

Yes! Whose idea on surly was this? Stand up and accept your prize o silent rogue. 

10 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

I love the "new Dow high" count.  I have zero doubt he understands how utterly uninteresting that is as a stock market metric.

He likes big numbers.  If I created something called Trump’s Really Awesome Index Totally Obstructing Reality and it was 200,000  I would probably get a retweet.

1 minute ago, Lobo said:

I think The band Florida-Georgia Line even wrote a song about it.  It’s his senate theme song.  You could also fool the rubes by telling them the reason so many Trump officials went to Georgia is to lay down foundations for his senate bid.  It really could be possible to get enough of them to write him in to tilt one of the two seats.  You’d only need 50k or so 

Florida-Georgia is my favorite band. I think they edge out the Highwaymen as the best country group ever.

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um, this open skies abandonment should be bigger news. does the military say "nah" on destroying the planes? are they seriously going to do that?

Should we have a "shit trump is destroying on his way out" thread?

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17 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

um, this open skies abandonment should be bigger news. does the military say "nah" on destroying the planes? are they seriously going to do that?

Should we have a "shit trump is destroying on his way out" thread?

It really is stunning that this isn't being explained on a thorough level.  I say that as I too have giggled about the Randy Quaid nonsense distraction.  

 

 

Just now, Chooky said:

It really is stunning that this isn't being explained on a thorough level.  I say that as I too have giggled about the Randy Quaid nonsense distraction.  

 

 

Weird how Trump’s every move with respect to international policy seems to benefit Russia

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