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OK, I'm sure this has already been discussed, but I've been busy with Thanksgiving today. Why was he sitting at a little table? Could he not stand at a podium? If he felt the need to sit during the press conference, why didn't he just do it in the Oval Office?

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Did he get put in time out?

I like the half assed vacuuming job.

1 hour ago, Chooky said:

Oh my god.

 

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My kindergartner’s covid learning pod is better than Trump’s.  

He's throwing another temper tantrum on Twitter because people are making fun of him for throwing a temper tantrum on that reporter earlier. 

 

 

 
He's gonna slap that seal on every thing he can for thre rest of his life.

Did they drag that stupid little table out of a room in one of his shitty hotels?

 I sweatergod I thought that little desk photo was shopped. Holy shit. 

The dumbest, most insane, unrelentingly paranoid and astonishingly pathetic reason that I can square with the tiny desk would be an attempt to emphasize George Washington and the Alex Jones version of 1776.  QuaidAnon, or whatever the fuck they're called, would collectively ejaculate on every Fred Perry logo within vicinity.  A wheezing and emaciated call to arms.  Conjuring such an asinine thought makes me want to slap myself repeatedly with two tiny desks in both hands using a helicopter motion.  That would be the most impossibly bonkers thing to consider, which almost leaves no doubt that was the intent.  

God he's such a fucking joke.

7 hours ago, 4th&Five said:
 

#DiaperDon

 

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This just keeps getting weirder. I hope it continues to trend this way and not in a more dangerous way. 
 

He’s living out the corn cob tweet. 

8 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

Trump's advisors on news shows today: Obviously, the president called the press conference to commemorate a very important national holiday and to thank the men and women of our military who fight tirelessly and bravely to keep all Americans safe.

Trump by tweet two hours later: No, I called that press conference to whine about the stolen election and Hugo Chavez who rigged the election from his grave.

14 minutes ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

Look, Tiffany got an invite...bless her heart.

 

Enter HECATE

Hecate: O well done! I commend your pains

2 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

Stelter has a very valid point. The encroachment of this, the foreign involvement, all of it is so dangerous but I don't know how we're going to put it back in the barn.

Also, I was half paying attention yesterday and didn't realize that the reporter Trump barked at (The Mini-Table Incident) was Jeff Mason from Reuters. Going after Reuters (he's mocked Mason before with mask wearing) man, I hate to see it.

If the number of views of a Thanksgiving video are supposed to have a legal correlation to popular votes in a Presidential Election, 

then "Jenna Jameson's Bird Gets Stuffed" should apparently sweep the Electoral College.  

btw-if you have the occasion, it's a really nice way to cap off the holiday weekend.  

#TinyDesk and #ResoluteDesk are trending on twitter and I had the startling thought that if the furniture isn't secured to the floor it's going to disappear. They've already started with the large items apparently....

12 hours ago, HornOnTheBayou said:

OK, I'm sure this has already been discussed, but I've been busy with Thanksgiving today. Why was he sitting at a little table? Could he not stand at a podium? If he felt the need to sit during the press conference, why didn't he just do it in the Oval Office?

It makes his hands seem bigger.

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15 hours ago, Neonmoon said:

Kiddie table 

 

I DRIVE A DODGE STRATUS!

3 minutes ago, conVINCEd said:

It makes his hands seem bigger.

No, Pence's dick does that.

1 minute ago, BrickHorn said:

I DRIVE A DODGE STRATUS!

Great Will Ferrell reference.  Pos rep.  

Now he tells a reporter "Don't ever talk to the President of the United States that way".  Boo hoo hoo, wish someone would tell Trump "Don't ever try to fuck over the American public that way".

He is on a bender this morning but this is particularly bad.

 

Why on earth did they think that was a good idea to put him behind that tiny desk? No one saw that and said "oh god no we can't do this"?

4 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Why on earth did they think that was a good idea to put him behind that tiny desk? No one saw that and said "oh god no we can't do this"?

Maybe they thought it was a bad idea, and that's why they did it.

Can we zoom in on the papers he's signing?  I assume they are blank. 

12 hours ago, miguelito said:

I like the half assed vacuuming job.

Carpet looks like green clay court for tennis. 

Diaper don is greatness

34 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

 

I've never been happier to see a President on the golf course. Honestly I wish he went more often.


fyi, he’s going to lie 

New lie = new felony if subject different?
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