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6 hours ago, Hawndoh said:

They should just feed him fake intel reports that would benefit us after he sells them off to Russia or China. He won't know they're fake, probably wouldn't even read them.

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3 hours ago, royiv said:

We're going to need to see a picture of the woman wearing those lululemon shorts to determine whether or not they're worth thousands of dollars.

 

3 hours ago, totallynotabuttpirate said:

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Good investment, with inflation, that's an easy tree-fiddy.

She's just auditioning for Fox News or OANN

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36 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

These people are past saving.
 

Every once in a while I see videos like this and think maybe meth isn't such a bad thing. Maybe I can channel that energy into world domination. I dunno 

39 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

These people are past saving.
 

the media does not decide who won the election!

yay, she's right!

the courts do!

yay...wait, that's not right either.

Yeah, I thought she was gonna say, "We, the people, decide who won the election."  But she really threw a quick curveball in there with "The Courts."  And not even The Supreme Court, but just "The Courts."  And it's not really the people, or the voters.  Or the states.  Or the House.  Or the Senate.  I'm sure she'll get to it eventually.  I bet dollars to donuts that she was one of the Top 10 producing store managers in the entire Hooter's chain last year.  

Things have been relatively stable the last week or so politically speaking (macro, not just Trump's orbit).  I keep forgetting we have 7 more weeks of this shit.  

The amount of hours of self-filmed "They Stole the Election" footage could fill an entire wing of an imaginary Presidential Library.  

If I was one of you younger, crazier, single surly posters...I'd make damn sure I take a few days off around the date they announce the groundbreaking for Trump's Library in SE Florida.  Chicks like the one in that video will be down there by the thousands.  You'll be able to close more crazy ass than an asylum proctologist.  Sure they won't all be Miami 9's, but there's enough fun to be had.  My god, the stories you'd be able to tell your grandsons.  Back to politics.....

I did like the part where she called Trump a plumber.  Insulting to plumbers though.

11 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

I did like the part where she called Trump a plumber.  Insulting to plumbers though.

something something snake her drain.

i'm still so hungover.

Trump should only receive the PDB verbally, inside of a SCIF.   He'll never remember the ins, outs, and what-have-yous of what he heard. 

1 hour ago, Bama Chick said:

These people are past saving.
 

On some level, I am OK with the fact that she is trying to monetize her rants.  Its either this or gonzo porn. I guess it could be both.  

1 hour ago, Bama Chick said:

These people are past saving.
 

When she says "if you want America, you can come and take it" it sounds like America is a new STD.

I rather like the idea of giving Trump fake intelligence reports. Just make them incredibly wordy with little to no graphics or pictures. He'll get bored by them very easily and stop worrying about receiving them. 

She's just auditioning for her live stream bi-racial lesbian porn channel

Would subscribe. Want to know where the ‘come and take it’ item is currently situated. And what it is.
If we're going to fat shame someone, can we at least fat shame someone who deserves it? Maybe the subject of this thread, rather than an anonymous confident woman, who did nothing beyond pose for a marketing photo?

Larger folks advocating exercise gear - or exercising - are to be cheered and supported, more so than the already fit. Making fun of their effort to get healthier is no bueno.

Yes, my casual Surly misogyny on the deranged trumpkin is somewhat hypocritical. Fight me!
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11 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

can you wear diapers in prison ?

Depends.

2 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

These people are past saving.
 

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28 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

can you wear diapers in prison ?

 As long as you can't hang yourself or create a shank with them, diapers should be good.  Don't know if cloth ones would be allowed though, but the plastic ones should work.  Probably couldn't tie the cloth ones anyways.  

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2 hours ago, BradInATX said:

She's just auditioning for Fox News or OANN

Nah, she talks too fast.  She's auditioning to sell Trump gear and her S&M sex videos on late night cable.

3 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

These people are past saving.
 

There's going to be a red wave, of disappointment, yet again on January 21.  Fortunately, unlike the Senate, the courts rely on proof, which they haven't provided or cooked up.  

I had a guy tell me over the weekend that the WH isn't decided until Jan 6 !

That guy is not wrong.  Both chambers meet to certify the official EC votes on 6 January.  That’s when the EC becomes “official.”   Biden is not president until the 20th, but the laborious Electoral College process is not truly signed sealed and delivered until the 6th

4 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

These people are past saving.
 

Is this Chick for real or just fucking around? If the former,  she's doing pro level satire and doesn't even know it.

1 hour ago, Scheiss Meister said:

Nah, she talks too fast.  She's auditioning to sell Trump gear and her S&M sex videos on late night cable.

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58 minutes ago, Bevo14 said:

Is this Chick for real or just fucking around? If the former,  she's doing pro level satire and doesn't even know it.

Weaponized thot. 

8 hours ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Depends.

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Seems like a total necessary trip. I bet Kushner going to get Daddy a loan

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This morning I see a report saying that the security chief Trump fired said there was no evidence of tampering with voting machines.  Have to give him credit for probably knowing the truth would get him fired.

11 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Seems like a total necessary trip

Totally necessary for him to line up more foreign money for his businesses, yes. 

Perhaps it's time to take a few steps back and reenact The Fairness Doctrine. It was removed in 1987 and all hell has broken loose since. 

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22 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

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We really need to send the Queen a nice apology note explaining we didn't mean it, we clearly don't deserve to be governing ourselves, and sorry about all the fuss.

14 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

We really need to send the Queen a nice apology note explaining we didn't mean it, we clearly don't deserve to be governing ourselves, and sorry about all the fuss.

I sometimes have wondered if we wouldn't have ultimately been better off going the route of Canada, Australia, and New Zealand for independence, but then my populist anti-monarchy sentiments get the better of me and say "Fuck the King/Queen." Moreover, I think the UK is about to be in worse shape than we are, since it appears we've hopefully somewhat course corrected while they're still driving full speed toward the cliff.

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1 minute ago, bolverk said:

 Moreover, I think the UK is about to be in worse shape than we are, since it appears we've hopefully somewhat course corrected while they're still driving full speed toward the cliff.

Well, they've got a pretty long history of flirting with disaster. To read how high up moles from both the Nazis and the Sov-Coms managed to rise in Britain, you have to wonder that they still exist as an independent country at all.

He's really King Joffrey at this point. We all know how that ended.

2 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Well, they've got a pretty long history of flirting with disaster. To read how high up moles from both the Nazis and the Sov-Coms managed to rise in Britain, you have to wonder that they still exist as an independent country at all.

The answer can only be the Channel for the last 1000 years. Before then, the Anglo Saxons, Vikings, and Normans got them pretty good, but they finally figured out having a bunch of boats is a good thing when you're an island.

4 minutes ago, RPM said:

He's really King Joffrey at this point. We all know how that ended.

Not quickly enough. 

3 minutes ago, RPM said:

He's really King Joffrey at this point. We all know how that ended.

I've long argued he's some combination of Chauncey Gardiner, Ignatius J. Reilley, and King Joffrey.

5 minutes ago, RPM said:

He's really King Joffrey at this point. We all know how that ended.

Now we all we need is our Olenna Tyrell. 

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1 minute ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Now we all we need is our Olenna Tyrell. 

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4 minutes ago, bolverk said:

The answer can only be the Channel for the last 1000 years. Before then, the Anglo Saxons, Vikings, and Normans got them pretty good, but they finally figured out having a bunch of boats is a good thing when you're an island.

Well, that, and clone Winston Churchill, if at all possible.

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Now we all we need is our Olenna Tyrell. 

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12 minutes ago, bolverk said:

The answer can only be the Channel for the last 1000 years. Before then, the Anglo Saxons, Vikings, and Normans got them pretty good, but they finally figured out having a bunch of boats is a good thing when you're an island.

That and as Churchill famously stated, if the island falls, the Empire will carry on the fight until victory. Even though much of the empire has been liberated, I can't help but think they would go all in, especially Canada and Australia. Possibly India.

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