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On 2/21/2020 at 4:58 PM, Nivek said:

We had psychics in the White House consulting’s for the Reagans. Stupid beliefs is historically fundamental to the Republican Party and their voters.

 

Wasn't Nancy also big into astrology?   Jeanne Dixon stuff?

6 minutes ago, pyrohornIII said:

Wasn't Nancy also big into astrology?   Jeanne Dixon stuff?

Yes. Joan Quigley. Nancy started consulting her about the president's schedule after he got shot. 

https://www.pbs.org/newshour/politics/reagan-familys-trusted-astrologer-dies-87

The consultations were revealed to great embarrassment for the White House in a 1988 book by former White House chief of staff Donald Regan, who blamed the first lady for his ouster a year earlier. Regan said almost every major move and decision the Reagans made during his time as chief of staff was cleared in advance with a woman in San Francisco who drew up horoscopes. He did not know her identity.

The woman was in fact Joan Quigley, an heiress and Republican political activist. Quigley told The Associated Press in 1988 after her identity was revealed that she was a “serious, scientific astrologer.”

“I am really not one of these clowns, and I really don’t like this circus atmosphere,” she said.

On 2/21/2020 at 3:04 PM, Francisco 2.0 said:

Coming soon, and you know it will:  loyalty tests for government employees.  Or even "rewards" for narcs.

 

https://www.axios.com/scoop-white-house-personnel-chief-targets-never-trumpers-2ee51bfd-03f9-4971-8308-863c81ace5f0.html

 

 

 

 

On 2/21/2020 at 3:12 PM, Biff Tannen said:

Because this isn't how authoritarians run things.  No sir.

But he's the only one who can save us from the ebil libs socialists!

Smartest president of all time doesn’t know the laws. 

 

I picture this India trip as the reverse Seinfeld episode. The true Indians have no desire to go to the wedding, Elaine(Melania) drinks airplane bottles, George(Trump) doesn't go to the bathroom while there...

1 minute ago, Nolacycling said:

I picture this India trip as the reverse Seinfeld episode. The true Indians have no desire to go to the wedding, Elaine(Melania) drinks airplane bottles, George(Trump) doesn't go to the bathroom while there...

"The PLAGUE Jerry"

And then when they try to get the truth about Donald from Melania, she refuses.  But somebody remembers the combination to that vault (Slovenian Schnapp's).  

I like this idea very much.  What's our production/editing budget? I think we can swap out the heads of the characters in the episode with the Trump family and dub some lines.  "And by the way, Mr. President...you can release your returns now...everybody knows you're not that rich."  (sub for the boots scene)

"You can stuff your Schiff's in a Sack, Mister!"

-D. Trump, Mumbai 2020 

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12 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Yeah, Trump is a narcissistic sociopath incapable of feeling empathy.  He has a unique way of dealing with tragedy. 

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I mean it doesn't need to be said again, but I'll say it again.  What a fucking asshole.

2 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Fake, but in this day and age, believable. 

 

Ah, well, nevertheless.

23 hours ago, jw4381 said:

can a person be a Bernie supporter and not be a bro?

 

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Biggest piece of shit in US History. Sad!

It is becoming more noticeable with each passing week, especially with his schedule last week. Night rallies after a full day are hard for him. The shoulder twitches are occurring more frequently. GOP will be attacking Sander's age if Trump declines to the point that he has to be removed prior to November. Pence is young(er,) but you know that they will throw Ivanka or Don Jr. in there what with no primaries on their side. Blechh.

The President's calendar is light today as he is packing up and heading to Ramstein Air Base in Germany before jetting off to India. Too bad someone on the Trump team isn't a mole. Getting him to talk about cricket, and how good he is, and how Pakistan has really good players. The fireworks would be immense. Mulvaney would have to extinguish the flames with his Space Force hat.

 

 

 

 

9 hours ago, Ted Lange said:

Biggest piece of shit in US History.* Sad!

fully and unconditionally supported by 99%+ of Republicans 

1 hour ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

Getting him to talk about cricket, and how good he is, and how Pakistan has really good players. The fireworks would be immense.

Pakistan cricket is a hot mess right now but India as a whole may be in mourning later today after getting thumped by New Zealand in the first test match.

12 hours ago, Nolacycling said:

I picture this India trip as the reverse Seinfeld episode. The true Indians have no desire to go to the wedding, Elaine(Melania) drinks airplane bottles, George(Trump) doesn't go to the bathroom while there...

Eric stays home and eats an over-sized lollipop. Trump refuses to take off his painted black Timberlands so that he appears physically imposing

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Hopefully they'll remind him of the time Obama drank straight from the Ganges River, which is the reason he was elected to a second term.

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They better not let him close to the Taj Mahal. He’s already bankrupted it once. 

24 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

They better not let him close to the Taj Mahal. He’s already bankrupted it once. 

I'd joke that he'd order the tandoori chicken but I'll bet he's never tried Indian food. Even on his India trip, he'll probably find the nearest KFC. 

Just threatening members of Congress on twitter again.

 

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1 hour ago, RPM said:

I'm sure he has a private supply of Big Macs stored on AF-1.

Hell, it AF-1 probably has a 24-hour McDonalds and KFC on it.

3 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

Just threatening members of Congress on twitter again.

“Someday he will be caught?”  So Schiff has not been caught doing the thing Trump accuses him of doing?  Doesn’t that make Trump’s accusation fake news / slander / libel?

8 hours ago, TommyGufano said:

Eric stays home and eats an over-sized lollipop. Trump refuses to take off his painted black Timberlands so that he appears physically imposing

Elaine/Melania hasn't fucked the Prime Minister but he has a Melania photo collection for happy private time.

Something MSM won't touch:

Bloody Mob Sh*t: An Interview with Lincoln's Bible / We talk Trump, Mogilevich, Epstein, Giuliani, Fred Trump, Roy Cohn, and more.

Most unexpected assertion: Trump and Rudy hate each other with an "H", have bad dirt on each other, and are stuck together.

Second most unexpected assertion: don't get distracted by how Epstein died.  Just follow the money - money laundered for global arms dealers.

I haven't read it, but I keep coming across references to the book Red Mafiya about the arrival and takeover by the Russian mob (the Vor) in NY.  Happened under Rudy's watch in the 90's.

10 minutes ago, triplehorn said:

Something MSM won't touch:

Bloody Mob Sh*t: An Interview with Lincoln's Bible / We talk Trump, Mogilevich, Epstein, Giuliani, Fred Trump, Roy Cohn, and more.

Most unexpected assertion: Trump and Rudy hate each other with an "H", have bad dirt on each other, and are stuck together.

Second most unexpected assertion: don't get distracted by how Epstein died.  Just follow the money - money laundered for global arms dealers.

I haven't read it, but I keep coming across references to the book Red Mafiya about the arrival and takeover by the Russian mob (the Vor) in NY.  Happened under Rudy's watch in the 90's.

Sounds like the plot to a Nick Cage movie.

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9 minutes ago, triplehorn said:

Something MSM won't touch:

Bloody Mob Sh*t: An Interview with Lincoln's Bible / We talk Trump, Mogilevich, Epstein, Giuliani, Fred Trump, Roy Cohn, and more.

Most unexpected assertion: Trump and Rudy hate each other with an "H", have bad dirt on each other, and are stuck together.

Second most unexpected assertion: don't get distracted by how Epstein died.  Just follow the money - money laundered for global arms dealers.

I haven't read it, but I keep coming across references to the book Red Mafiya about the arrival and takeover by the Russian mob (the Vor) in NY.  Happened under Rudy's watch in the 90's.

Thanks.

We all need to remember the Frontline on Putin. Putin will never - ever - step down in Russia. He has stolen billions from Russia and the only way he will continue to exist is by staying in power. I know triple horn knows Putin, but for those who don't - this episode of Frontline lays it out well. 

https://www.pbs.org/wgbh/frontline/film/putins-way/

 

I have never noticed that Putin is only 5'7" and Trump is 6'3".  That's an 8" differential.  I don't know why that's never been brought to my attention.  I just find it curious.

And in a completely unrelated matter, Ivanka's vagina is exactly 8" deep.  

34 minutes ago, triplehorn said:

Most unexpected assertion: Trump and Rudy hate each other with an "H", have bad dirt on each other, and are stuck together.

Given how much grief Rudy has caused Trump, not surprised - if Rudy were anybody else, he would have been booted out long ago.

25 minutes ago, Nivek said:

Sounds like the plot to a Nick Cage movie.

You're thinking of Gary Busey.

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21 minutes ago, Lobo said:

I have never noticed that Putin is only 5'7" and Trump is 6'3".  That's an 8" differential.  I don't know why that's never been brought to my attention.  I just find it curious.

And in a completely unrelated matter, Ivanka's vagina is exactly 8" deep.  

Putin is shorter than Bloomberg but for some reason Dotard never brings it up like he does with “Mini.” Weird. 

Too bad for Tupoy Trump.  

Oh, this is normal.



What people would she like Trump to add to his administration?

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That’s a murderer’s row of batshittery.

Ginni Thomas is a well known nut bag / right wing crazy

fuck her and her husband 

20 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

Oh, this is normal.
 

 


What people would she like Trump to add to his administration?

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That’s a murderer’s row of batshittery.

I'd like for the simulation to end now. 9 more months of this and I'm going off the ledge.

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1 hour ago, Bama Chick said:

Oh, this is normal.

That tells me they are scared of something leaking out before the election.

Not that it will matter, Trump will still get his 35-40% of the votes or whatever.

13 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

Just threatening members of Congress on twitter again.

 

so if schiff is leaking classified info, that’s not ok, and possibly illegal. but if he’s leaking made-up stuff, then it’s...even worse?

9 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

That tells me they are scared of something leaking out before the election.

Not that it will matter, Trump will still get his 35-40% of the votes or whatever.

Considering our election machine security, I am sure the Russians will just change it to 70-30 in favor of Trump.  

15 hours ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

If Trump's DOJ wasn't expending so many resources in their hunt for Ghislaine Maxwell they would have already caught Schiff.

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For a more serious take on U.S.-India relations, the trade issues and where they stand, and strategic issues, and where China fits in on this stuff (Trump already made a big swipe at China in his speech at the stadium).

 

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