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9 minutes ago, Chad Fuck said:

Actually I think Biden would let him use AF1 if only to set a good example. Trump is gonna bitch no matter, so may as well give him one less thins to feed his victim complex on the way out the door. At this this kind of thing has a definite end date.

Rent it to him for the day and make him pay up front, with a security deposit. 

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Why would Biden let Trump use a plane when Trump won't even fucking recognize Biden's presidency? That is absurd. 

The niceties of receiving intelligence briefings after Presidency and using AF1 are niceties, and if you're calling the other person illegitimate and burning the place on the way out. Trump can get fucked.  

2 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Why would Biden let Trump use a plane when Trump won't even fucking recognize Biden's presidency? That is absurd. 

The niceties of receiving intelligence briefings after Presidency and using AF1 are niceties, and if you're calling the other person illegitimate and burning the place on the way out. Trump can get fucked.  

This. The second he can be removed from the tax payer teeth, it needs to be done. Let his dumbass donors foot his travel bills.

Biden can't stop Trump from using AF1 prior to being sworn in.  This is a non-issue.

If Trump doesn't have a massive heart attack the day after Biden is sworn in, then the CIA is not doing their job.

44 minutes ago, Red Five said:

No fuck that. 

I'm not saying I'd agree with it, but I'm pretty sure that'd be Biden's move.  We shall see.

I'm glad the American taxpayers could support Eric Trump's business trips. 

48 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Biden can't stop Trump from using AF1 prior to being sworn in.  This is a non-issue.

But there would be an expectation that AF1 would be safely parked at Andrews when he takes over.

49 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Biden can't stop Trump from using AF1 prior to being sworn in.  This is a non-issue.

Could the Air Force?

Just now, Pasken said:

Could the Air Force?

Until Biden's swearing in, there is nothing to keep DJT from being in the air in AF1. There is also nothing that would stop President Biden, in the next second after taking the oath, from ordering AF1 to immediately land and disgorge its refuse.

 

2 minutes ago, pantone159 said:

Until Biden's swearing in, there is nothing to keep DJT from being in the air in AF1. There is also nothing that would stop President Biden, in the next second after taking the oath, from ordering AF1 to immediately land and disgorge its refuse.

 

How funny would that be if they dumped him at some random base in the Carolinas. 

If he is in the air on AF1 at noon, make an emergency landing at the nearest suitable airport, escort him off the plane, and give him cab fare to the nearest bus station.

Just now, Woland said:

If he is in the air on AF1 at noon, make an emergency landing at the nearest suitable airport, escort him off the plane, and give him cab fare to the nearest bus station.

fuck the cab fare.

7 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

But there would be an expectation that AF1 would be safely parked at Andrews when he takes over.

We have more than one, don’t we?

3 minutes ago, pantone159 said:

Until Biden's swearing in, there is nothing to keep DJT from being in the air in AF1. There is also nothing that would stop President Biden, in the next second after taking the oath, from ordering AF1 to immediately land and disgorge its refuse.

 

Biden is trying extra hard to be above the fray in all of this, so I doubt he will do anything outside of normal protocol here, but this is a very interesting hypothetical. Suppose Trump lost to a left wing Trump, a Michael Avenatti type, and Trump takes off from Andrews at 11:59 am. At 12:01 could the next president order the plane to land? 

1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said:

We have more than one, don’t we?

If you want to get technical then the plane he's on would lose it's designation as Air Force One the second Biden becomes president. 

What if he decides he needs an “emergency” meeting with Putin in the Crimea...around January 10th.

4 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

We have more than one, don’t we?

'Air Force One' is really whatever aircraft the President is on. So if DJT is flying on AF1 at noon (or whenever the oath is given), then at that moment, it is no longer AF1, and is just a very expensive specialized 747. We probably do have two, but don't forget, that we will need to find and remove all the bugs that the Russians have stuck inside it.

 

6 minutes ago, Pasken said:

If you want to get technical then the plane he's on would lose it's designation as Air Force One the second Biden becomes president. 

 

2 minutes ago, pantone159 said:

'Air Force One' is really whatever aircraft the President is on. So if DJT is flying on AF1 at noon (or whenever the oath is given), then at that moment, it is no longer AF1, and is just a very expensive specialized 747. We probably do have two, but don't forget, that we will need to find and remove all the bugs that the Russians have stuck inside it.

 

I understand. But I believe we have more than 1 747 equipped with the same shit, for purposes of maintenance as well as decoy if needed.  Or maybe not a 747 but another plane properly equipped to transport potus. 

13 hours ago, Neonmoon said:

Trump going appoint someone to investigate fake fraud claims 

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There are two 747s that are used as AF1.  Trump will probably take one back to Florida to be dropped off and one will be in Washington to be AF1.  The other will return after it drops off the fatass and gets fumigated. 

1 hour ago, Neonmoon said:

Why would Biden let Trump use a plane when Trump won't even fucking recognize Biden's presidency? That is absurd. 

The niceties of receiving intelligence briefings after Presidency and using AF1 are niceties, and if you're calling the other person illegitimate and burning the place on the way out. Trump can get fucked.  

I'm all about Trump having to fly SWA with boarding number C-45.  Middle seat.  No way he is A-List or has a Priority Pass for his emotional support hooker.

20 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

 

I understand. But I believe we have more than 1 747 equipped with the same shit, for purposes of maintenance as well as decoy if needed.  Or maybe not a 747 but another plane properly equipped to transport potus. 

There are two. 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boeing_VC-25

And moreover, AF1 is a call sign, not a specific airplane.  

 

*I see others have beat me to it.  

Keep in mind there are a whole fleet of military planes for civilian use that could be used to get Trump out of dodge.  It would be nice for the two VC-25s to be down for maintenance and have him have to take a lesser plane.  

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/89th_Operations_Group

Or maybe they should just make him take his own plane.  

6 minutes ago, Chad Fuck said:

Or maybe they should just make him take his own plane.  

didn't trump already put his helicopter up for sale?

 

3 minutes ago, gyroprotagonist said:

didn't trump already put his helicopter up for sale?

 

Maybe, but I don't think it matters. That doesn't have the legs for DC to anywhere he'd want to go (presumably FL).

52 minutes ago, Woland said:

If he is in the air on AF1 at noon, make an emergency landing at the nearest suitable airport, escort him off the plane, and give him cab fare to the nearest bus station.

Wellllll... there's a really really petty part of me that would love to see the Air Force respond appropriately to a plane carrying the identified leader of a coup against the nation.

Would love to see Trump in the SWA corral line waiting to board.   

15 minutes ago, gyroprotagonist said:

didn't trump already put his helicopter up for sale?

 

Oh you know he kept up maintenance and it's in tip top shape. 

2 minutes ago, RPM said:

Oh you know he kept up maintenance and it's in tip top shape. 

Faux gold-plated rotors ain't cheap to maintain I'll have you know.

18 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

Have the SS on AF1 push him off somewhere over the Atlantic. 

He might survive a fall into water. Over firm earth, then have a B-1 drop a few 500lb bombs just to be sure.

2 hours ago, Chad Fuck said:

Actually I think Biden would let him use AF1 if only to set a good example. Trump is gonna bitch no matter, so may as well give him one less thins to feed his victim complex on the way out the door. At this this kind of thing has a definite end date.

AF1 refers to any plane carrying the president. As far as I'm concerned, they can fly his fat ass to Florida in a Cessna 172 and still be legitimately flying on AF1. 

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2 minutes ago, Superhero said:

AF1 refers to any plane carrying the president. As far as I'm concerned, they can fly his fat ass to Florida in a Cessna 172 and still be legitimately flying on AF1. 

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5 minutes ago, Superhero said:

AF1 refers to any plane carrying the president. As far as I'm concerned, they can fly his fat ass to Florida in a Cessna 172 and still be legitimately flying on AF1. 

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Where is that jet pack dude?  Wait Trump is too fat for that get up.  

We’re gonna need more jets...
8 minutes ago, Chad Fuck said:


We’re gonna need more jets...

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38 minutes ago, Chad Fuck said:


We’re gonna need more jets...

Looks like one just came available...

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2 hours ago, Woland said:

If he is in the air on AF1 at noon, make an emergency landing at the nearest suitable airport, escort him off the plane, and give him cab fare to the nearest bus station.

Leave him at the airport. Give him the old Lane Kiffin treatment.

1 hour ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Trump will probably take one back to Florida to be dropped off 

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SIAP, but I'm still surprised this wasn't serious. Such is the quandry Americans discover each day...is The Onion no longer satire? What if Kayleigh McEnany actually told the truth?

 

2 hours ago, Woland said:

What if he decides he needs an “emergency” meeting with Putin in the Crimea...around January 10th.

Let him go drink his polonium cocktail. 

Let him go drink his polonium cocktail. 

After that, can we expect to see photos of Melania partying in Moscow with Anna Chapman?
Let him go drink his polonium cocktail. 

After that, can we expect to see photos of Melania partying in Moscow with Anna Chapman?
2 hours ago, Pasken said:

How funny would that be if they dumped him at some random base in the Carolinas. 

I'd prefer they tell him he's taking the new "Space Force 1", put him in some random rocket and shoot him out toward the sun.

 

We need to explore this Air Force One naming thing more.

9 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

We need to explore this Air Force One naming thing more.

Once that’s clear, we can delve into Marine One, then whether or not a Coast Guard One designation exists and if it has ever been used. 

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