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55 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

2012 sham

2020 sham

2016 very legal, very cool 

Oh no.  He said 2016 was rigged too.  How could he lost the popular vote by several million?  Had to be rigged. 

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1 hour ago, Neonmoon said:

Trump's removing DOD support for CIA operations. Most likely so CIA has to hire Trump supporter Erik Prince's contractors. 

And even if they don't, it will cause problems until Biden comes aboard. 

But how much damage can a lame duck president do in the month before he leaves?  He doesn't have both houses of Congress and yet continues fucking shit up.  He's probably draining the Fed with empty lawsuits paid for with federal tax dollars.  This evil persists unchecked.  The House needs to grab some mics somewhere and pony up a message to say no more--Americans will no continue paying for your family grift.  Kick him and Mitch in their proverbial teeth for all of the continued attacks.  Speak dammit instead of waiting for Trumps replacement.     

1 hour ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Frampton is actually okay to listen to, provided you're bangin' a hot chick at the time. Of course, that's also true of Englebert Humperdink, so, you know, whatever.

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1 minute ago, Mdhorn said:

But how much damage can a lame duck president do in the month before he leaves?  He doesn't have both houses of Congress and yet continues fucking shit up.  He's probably draining the Fed with empty lawsuits paid for with federal tax dollars.  This evil persists unchecked.  The House needs to grab some mics somewhere and pony up a message to say no more--Americans will no continue paying for your family grift.  Kick him and Mitch in their proverbial teeth for all of the continued attacks.  Speak dammit instead of waiting for Trumps replacement.     

Trump is Pacman hurriedly eating ghosts before they reanimate and consequences return. Just a little more than a month until his pardon power evaporates. Grift, pardon, repeat will be his focus, even moreso than usual.

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1 hour ago, RDCanecutter said:

I think Republicans think it was rigged the same way kids in the 70s thought Peter Frampton was great. As in, they mostly didn't, but everybody else seemed to think so, so they didn't bring it up.

Well, back then, maybe you just didn't feel.  Like they did.

1 hour ago, Walden Ponderer said:

"Ohmygod, a talking guitar!"

Get. The. Fuck. Out.

Sorry, this is the 10th time I've posted this on this board, but Peter was no Pete.

 

This whole shit show has made it obvious that the time between the election and inauguration needs to be shortened considerably. I would say at least 1 month needs to be shaved off the current time period. Just way too much time for an idiot to do damage. 

8 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

only took half a decade, but someone finally said it publicly:

 

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

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9 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

only took half a decade, but someone finally said it publicly:

 

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Hey twitter, when dotard says 78% of Americans think the election was rigged, maybe don't use the word "disputed"? That's not disputed; it's a fucking lie. An incredibly irresponsible dangerous lie. 

3 hours ago, Walden Ponderer said:

The least bad option is "not". We may get another 9/11 out of it, but hey, at least we won't get an apocalypse.

Considering we’re having about one of those a day now, I’d say it’s no big deal anymore. I mean, some of those could get killed in a car wreck anyway.

54 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

only took half a decade, but someone finally said it publicly:

 

For fuck's sake, the goddamned stupidity.

"Hey, friend -- for the sake of political expediency and transitory power, you COULD align yourself with a political movement made up of insane people,  who are not even allegiant to a particular set of ideas, but rather are allegiant to a mercurial psychotic narcissist who takes irrational positions and changes them willy-nilly . . . and once you do so, anything you do or say afterwards that even smells of apostacy against the ever-changing and increasingly crazy positions of that psychotic narcissist has a material chance of resulting in violent action against you.  So, you wanna sign up for that, or not?"

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Except....you know.....we're all on the same goddamned plane with these fucking idiots.

1 hour ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

only took half a decade, but someone finally said it publicly:

 

 

that would be.... unfortunate

 

The Amish would build him a new in a day, day and a half. 

49 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Hey twitter, when dotard says 78% of Americans think the election was rigged, maybe don't use the word "disputed"? That's not disputed; it's a fucking lie. An incredibly irresponsible dangerous lie. 

this shit drives me nuts.

on cnn a few days ago, the anchor was like, "in a lawsuit he has virtually no shot of winning".  no shot.  not virtually, not longshot, not tiny bit of hope.  no.  it's a short fucking word. 

use it, know it, live it.

2 hours ago, tantric superman said:

Sorry, this is the 10th time I've posted this on this board, but Peter was no Pete.

 

That video frightens me.

1 hour ago, RDCanecutter said:

That video frightens me.

Imagine how frightened the kids chained up in his basement must have felt. 

4 hours ago, Walden Ponderer said:

The least bad option is "not". We may get another 9/11 out of it, but hey, at least we won't get an apocalypse.

you mean an event where anywhere from 2,000 to 3,000 Americans needlessly and tragically perish?

We call that a Wednesday in 2020.

1 hour ago, RDCanecutter said:

That video frightens me.

the redhead in the 5-part looks terrified 

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3 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Gerry Dorsey?

Slut Benwalla

Something along these lines is what I want to hear about 6 months after Trump is gone:

" Don't call me son. I'm a lawyer, and an officer in the United States Navy, and you're under arrest you son of a bitch."

What are those things called that Spencer Gifts used to sell for your desk where you'd pull back one ball and sent it into the others and it would make the far ball go back and forth, and you could even do two at a time on each side?  Mike Pence claps like those things, obviously from lots of practice making one ball clang against another, sometimes two on each side of him.  Cradle Ball set or something like that?  Weird that's how he applauds.  

15 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Wow 

 

Whispering to himself:  I got spirit how bout you...

3 minutes ago, Lobo said:

What are those things called that Spencer Gifts used to sell for your desk where you'd pull back one ball and sent it into the others and it would make the far ball go back and forth, and you could even do two at a time on each side?  Mike Pence claps like those things, obviously from lots of practice making one ball clang against another, sometimes two on each side of him.  Cradle Ball set or something like that?  Weird that's how he applauds.  

Newton's Cradle I believe.  I have one on my dresser. 

Of course you do, remember to alternate between lotion and talcum powder. 

5 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

 

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ill laugh at all the misery coming to trumpers that Donald no longer sees worthy. It’s only a matter of one before something serious happens though. 
 

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5 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

lay with dogs, you get fleas !

Hey now! 

Hey now! 

No shit

No shit
Puff...puff...pass...wut?

Does Maggie Haberman highlight her role in normalizing and enabling Trump?

If not, I’ll take a pass.

Whoooweeee, the tweets will be flying off like hotcakes! 

2 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Whoooweeee, the tweets will be flying off like hotcakes! 

It’ll be epic 

7 hours ago, RDCanecutter said:

That video frightens me.

I'm pretty sure that after you die, and when you wake up, that's what heaven is going to look like. 

And God is going to look like this:

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I did a deep dive into Kennedy Center Honors performances tonight.  This one struck me for a variety of reasons, mostly those being (a) the brilliance of the song and (b) the brilliance of Aretha Franklin.  That said, watch the Obamas, and then marvel how that human cumstain known as "President" Trump could never in a million years give a shit about art, or history, or science, or anything of net positive value.

Revel in the glory of Ms. Aretha, and then maybe shut off the internet and media for 12 hours, and get you some.

 

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4 hours ago, Neonmoon said:

Wow 

 

Same energy

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26 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

I did a deep dive into Kennedy Center Honors performances tonight.  This one struck me for a variety of reasons, mostly those being (a) the brilliance of the song and (b) the brilliance of Aretha Franklin.  That said, watch the Obamas, and then marvel how that human cumstain known as "President" Trump could never in a million years give a shit about art, or history, or science, or anything of net positive value.

Revel in the glory of Ms. Aretha, and then maybe shut off the internet and media for 12 hours, and get you some.

 

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1 hour ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

"Wooden, huh? I'll show them wooden."

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