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8 hours ago, Michael Knight said:

Thats gonna leave a mark

 

 

I would have gone with frontline healthcare workers myself. 

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I would have gone with frontline healthcare workers myself. 

This was my first thought as well.
9 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

Does Maggie Haberman highlight her role in normalizing and enabling Trump?

If not, I’ll take a pass.

Dumb question.  I am aware of Haberman and think the regular media (as opposed to Fox) also had a role in enabling Trump, but can you elaborate on this, please?

 insert Morgan Freeman he's right you know gif

I’m going into a meeting so I’ll come back but she did a lot more than mentioned above.

Her mother was worked for Trump in PR and Maggie is very close with Jared and Ivanka.

1 hour ago, Mo Horn said:

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Hey me too dotard.  Except you of course.  You can Warden Norton yourself whenever you're ready.

6 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

I’m going into a meeting so I’ll come back but she did a lot more than mentioned above.

Her mother was worked for Trump in PR and Maggie is very close with Jared and Ivanka.

Yep. Every time you see a line in a Haberman piece like, "Sources close to Ivanka Trump say that she is trying to convince the president to give every American a puppy dog and an ice cream cone", it came from Jared or Ivanka.

2 hours ago, Mo Horn said:

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The world is committing mass suicide or something?

2 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

The world is committing mass suicide or something?

The American part of it is.  The problem is, Donald Trump is our suicide vest, and half of us are cheering him on as he pulls the cord, half of us are screaming "WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?!?!!?" to no avail.

Uh oh. The dotard translation for that tweet is "I just want to kill the world". Seriously. 

Now that it's trending on twitter that Trump conceded because of the Biden administration comment, how long until he deletes it?

14 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Uh oh. The dotard translation for that tweet is "I just want to kill the world". Seriously. 

His lies are never anything but the exact opposite of the truth, so yeah.

9 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

I did a deep dive into Kennedy Center Honors performances tonight.  This one struck me for a variety of reasons, mostly those being (a) the brilliance of the song and (b) the brilliance of Aretha Franklin.  That said, watch the Obamas, and then marvel how that human cumstain known as "President" Trump could never in a million years give a shit about art, or history, or science, or anything of net positive value.

Revel in the glory of Ms. Aretha, and then maybe shut off the internet and media for 12 hours, and get you some.

 

Thanks.  I needed that to wash that steel guitar clip from my mind.

2 hours ago, Mo Horn said:

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Twitter, if any of his tweets need that "disputed" claim, it's this motherfucker.

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grammer, how do it work?

So his argument is that the Supreme Court should overturn the election because of future scandals that he thinks may take place? 

1 minute ago, Red Five said:

So his argument is that the Supreme Court should overturn the election because of future scandals that he thinks may take place? 

His argument is whatever fever dream vision pops into his head in a given moment.  Seriously, read his recent tweets -- there's no logical consistency or evidence-based reasoning.  Just vomitus.

There are consequences to letting this go on 

 

2 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

There are consequences to letting this go on 

 

Oh, it will only get worse.

Imagine that you are an insane nutbar who treats every word from Dotard as literal scripture.  Now imagine that your god decrees that the US is governed by an illegal, occupation government in league with the devil, intent on destroying all life in the country.

What would you do?  You'd blow some shit up, like a good loyal patriot should.

It's just fucking math at this point.  X + Y = boom.

5 minutes ago, Red Five said:

So his argument is that the Supreme Court should overturn the election because of future scandals that he thinks may take place? 

Rule #1 of Trumpism-

Always be vague. Never specify.

 

2 hours ago, Mo Horn said:

 

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2 hours ago, Mo Horn said:

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Then concede fully, tell your followers you were doing a bit simply because you wanted to stay in power, and you believe the election results are completely valid. 

Then concede fully, tell your followers you were doing a bit simply because you wanted to stay in power, and you believe the election results are completely valid. 

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You may say I'm a dreamer. But I'm not the only one. 

15 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

 

 

 

Where can I get some dam bait?

Does Maggie Haberman highlight her role in normalizing and enabling Trump?

If not, I’ll take a pass.
This. She's disgusting.
20 minutes ago, mdmost said:

You may say I'm a dreamer. But I'm not the only one. 

Jump around, jump up and get down
Jump around, jump around
Jump up and get down
Jump up, jump up and get down

44 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

There are consequences to letting this go on 

 

Here we go with that left wing violence again.  

29 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

 

I did not realize our water retention structures were in need of a vaccine.  That COVID is one crafty little bug.  Somebody DO SOMETHING!

Jump around, jump up and get down
Jump around, jump around
Jump up and get down
Jump up, jump up and get down
Now you're under control, now you do what they told ya....
52 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

 

 

 

Holy shit, he is confusing the fuck out of his base right now. 

"So do I take the vaccine now to support Commander Trump's single-handed efforts to bring it to market? Or is the vaccine a Demorat ploy to further control the population with mandates and, presumably, microchips? Or does that not happen until January 20?"

Honestly, if Trump taking credit for the vaccine gets more people to take it, then go for it. We shouldn't even fight him on it. It might be the only decent thing he's done in office...completely unintentionally, of course.

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1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

Oh, it will only get worse.

Imagine that you are an insane nutbar who treats every word from Dotard as literal scripture.  Now imagine that your god decrees that the US is governed by an illegal, occupation government in league with the devil, intent on destroying all life in the country.

What would you do?  You'd blow some shit up, like a good loyal patriot should.

It's just fucking math at this point.  X + Y = boom.

Our saving grace is that those morons aren't good with complicated math like that.

12 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

Holy shit, he is confusing the fuck out of his base right now. 

"So do I take the vaccine now to support Commander Trump's single-handed efforts to bring it to market? Or is the vaccine a Demorat ploy to further control the population with mandates and, presumably, microchips? Or does that not happen until January 20?"

Honestly, if Trump taking credit for the vaccine gets more people to take it, then go for it. We shouldn't even fight him on it. It might be the only decent thing he's done in office...completely unintentionally, of course.

They're not actually applying critical thought to any of this shit, dude. They'll just feel outraged, ignore any nuance, and then go back to picking whichever convenient belief of his that supports their shitty worldview. That's arguably the most dangerous thing Trump has normalized. Just going with your fucking id at any moment and thinking about nothing. 

4 hours ago, Anastasis said:

I would have gone with frontline healthcare workers myself. 

Agreed. 

18 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Agreed. 

I would have picked myself because I am pretty fucking awesome. 

38 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Just going with your fucking id at any moment and thinking about nothing. 

Ego and Superego walk into a bar and order a couple of pints. Bartender says "I'm going to need to see some Id."

 

<I'll see myself out...>

13 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

I would have picked myself because I am pretty fucking awesome. 

Agreed.  You're a swallower and not a spitter. 

2 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Agreed.  You're a swallower and not a spitter. 

I rule, you drool. 

1 hour ago, 27-25 said:

I did not realize our water retention structures were in need of a vaccine.  That COVID is one crafty little bug.  Somebody DO SOMETHING!

Trump's gonna eradicate dams like he did windmill cancer.

3 hours ago, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

Haberman was the favored punching bag for people mad that every headline was “trump claims that” instead of “trump lies that”

Headlines aren't written by the reporters.

 

Does he mean the swine flu that killed like 12k risk in the US and had largely been reduced to a regular seasonal flu?  Or is there a worse swine flu I don't know about?

 

1 hour ago, mdmost said:

You may say I'm a dreamer. But I'm not the only one. 

 

1 hour ago, RDCanecutter said:

Jump around, jump up and get down
Jump around, jump around
Jump up and get down
Jump up, jump up and get down

Sometimes I feel I've got to
Run away

I've got to
Get away

 

 

If this simulation trends 80's music I might just make it.

1 hour ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

 

 

 

Impeach this turd right now. It's the obvious move. 

Ooh! Ooh! it will upset the Trumpists!

They're out of their minds already. Move today. Pass articles of impeachment for not upholding the Constitution and tampering with an election. Do it by the end of the day and walk the indictment to the Senate.

This malignancy must be excised ASAP.

CONGRESS: Realize that normal is not around the corner. Realize that normal processes are dead in this enviroment. REMOVE THE WOULD BE TYRANT!

I feel like I'm watching Congress try to start their collective car by lashing it with a buggy whip.

Get off your dead asses and preserve the republic.

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