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19 hours ago, TexasEd said:

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They’re pissants. The term was created for them.

 

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Pissant is an epithet for an inconsequential, irrelevant, or worthless person, especially one who is irritating or contemptible out of proportion to his or her perceived significance. A Virginia politician is said to have silenced a heckler by saying, "I'm a big dog on a big hunt and I don't have time for a piss-ant on a melon stalk."[8]

 

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5 minutes ago, Blotto said:

I dont know that I would agree with that. He is far from alone. His opponent at this point is our democracy, and his audience is the significant number of magtards that apparently the vast majority of GOP congressman refuse to alienate. We'll just keep blowing by every "deadline" that is supposed to be the end of it, because the entirety of the GOP has no way out. 

that's why i said "make him".  the dems need to get better at messaging and this is a perfect starting point.

Beth Moore, the hottest 63 year-old Christian minister/whatever in the US, has made the list.

 

I kinda wanna do stuff to Beth Moore.  Unholy kinda stuff.

Amen

1 hour ago, Chooky said:

I kinda wanna do stuff to Beth Moore.  Unholy kinda stuff.

What kind of stuff we talking here? Square dancing? Laying down a 5 team parlay? Partaking in the devil's lettuce? 

7 minutes ago, Blotto said:

What kind of stuff we talking here? Square dancing? Laying down a 5 team parlay? Partaking in the devil's lettuce? 

Yep.

25 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Beth Moore, the hottest 63 year-old Christian minister/whatever in the US, has made the list.

 

Thanks. Enjoyed all her tweets. 

Maybe AI can solve the problem of idoicy reproducing. . . . maybe.

 

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And the country continues to burn

 

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30 minutes ago, Chooky said:

I kinda wanna do stuff to Beth Moore.  Unholy kinda stuff.

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All day and all night.

Oh look, guess what foreign government hacked us???? GUESSSS

 

8 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Oh look, guess what foreign government hacked us???? GUESSSS

 

Guess who's gonna say exactly jack and shit?

US Treasury gets hacked by Russia, and the president is busy bringing his 60th frivolous anti-democracy lawsuit. 2020 is still going hard in the paint

Folks weren’t wrong, burning it all down on the way out.

This lame duck period bullshit needs to end much much fucking sooner.

24 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Oh look, guess what foreign government hacked us???? GUESSSS

 

breaches like this just remind me of how important it is that we keep our focus on china.

32 minutes ago, washparkhorn said:

Maybe AI can solve the problem of idoicy reproducing. . . . maybe.

 

Let it be known that no one has had to tell Bob here to suck a dick, does it on his own accord. 

28 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

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All day and all night.

The Power of Christ would compel me...

1 minute ago, henrygandorf said:

breaches like this just remind me of how important it is that we keep our focus on china.

Why not both?

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It’s always “Russia, Russia, Russia” with you guys.

”Oh woe is me! Russia spread divisive propaganda and interfered in our elections!”

”My word! Russia paid bounties on American troops!”

”Heavens to Betsy! Russia hacked the US Treasury Department!”

Boo-fucking-hoo. If you want to see a real threat to American democracy, just look at Michigan. Have you seen what happened there? They counted votes. At night! And what about Pennsylvania? They let citizens vote safely by mail and then counted those votes as if they were the same as an in-person vote! 

3 minutes ago, BrickHorn said:

It’s always “Russia, Russia, Russia” with you guys.

”Oh woe is me! Russia spread divisive propaganda and interfered in our elections!”

”My word! Russia paid bounties on American troops!”

”Heavens to Betsy! Russia hacked the US Treasury Department!”

Boo-fucking-hoo. If you want to see a real threat to American democracy, just look at Michigan. Have you seen what happened there? They counted votes. At night! And what about Pennsylvania? They let citizens vote safely by mail and then counted those votes as if they were the same as an in-person vote! 

'Merica

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1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

Beth Moore, the hottest 63 year-old Christian minister/whatever in the US, has made the list.

 

“We can’t sanctify idolatry by labeling a leader our Cyrus. We need no Cyrus. We have a king. His name is Jesus.” Good line.

1 hour ago, Blotto said:

What kind of stuff we talking here? Square dancing? Laying down a 5 team parlay? Partaking in the devil's lettuce? 

I think it’s called parler.

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1 hour ago, Neonmoon said:

And the country continues to burn

 

God damnit, Barron.  You had one fucking job.

Hope they didnt steal too much of our $23 trillion debt.

If you Liberal Elites don’t like Russia hacking into our Treasury, you can go back to Russia!

Leave it or ... uh, leave it.  Seriously, though.  Get out.

Oh look, guess what foreign government hacked us???? GUESSSS
 

Is it really hacking when the orange fuck just gives them the password?
1 hour ago, Captainant said:

US Treasury gets hacked by Russia, and the president is busy bringing his 60th frivolous anti-democracy lawsuit. 

right but have you seen how mad the libs are? 

-Republicans

5 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

I'm not being clear enough because smart posters aren't seeing my point. Or I'm not seeing that I have no point. Let's review.

The president is willfully harming the country by abusing his power to:

  • Influence the states in their election proceedings.
  • Using the interegnum to harm the interests of the US out of spite.

Impeach. Those are grave offenses. We have not reached a point where Trump can shoot a man on national TV and both not lose votes and escape prosecution. Those are different things.

If this were a purely criminal case, a prosecutor should not halt indictment for fear a jury will not do their duty. With clear evidence, a prosecutor prosecutes. In this case:

The president is trying to overturn an election he lost to remain in power. This is tyranny and the embodiment of an anti-constitutional act thus a violation of oath and an egregious abuse of power perhaps even treason.

The abundance of witnesses, self-incriminating communications, and electronically recorded acts make plain the validity of these charges.

Indict.

Put it on the jury.

Win or lose, you've done you're duty.

I'll use another allghory. A foreign country devastates our Pacific Fleet, seizes key islands in the Pacific including the Phillipines, and stands as the greatest power in the Eastern Hemisphere. They offer peace if we accept the current status quo.

Do we tamely accept the terms for fear that we might lose a war? No. We fight. We try the fortunes of war.

Had the Japanese sunk our carriers at Midway and overrun Guadalcanal then destroyed our invasion fleet staging to retake Luzon, do we tamely submit?

No. We fucking fight. This place, at its best, is worth it.

 

The Jury (Senate) has gone all in with the defendant.  He bought them off or they are traitors too.

The election is over (again), and now it is about waiting out the clock until we have a new justice department to start charging the enablers and grifters for the crimes that didn't get pardoned.

2 hours ago, Chooky said:

I kinda wanna do stuff to Beth Moore.  Unholy kinda stuff.

2 hours ago, RPM said:

Amen

2 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

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All day and all night.

1 hour ago, Underdog said:

Let it be known that no one has had to tell Bob here to suck a dick, does it on his own accord. 

The Power of Christ would compel me...

Y'all need to get in line.

But seriously, glad I'm not the only one with that little crush.

 

 

 

49 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

smh, can't run and clap at the same time.

 

He runs like a girl! Not in a bad way, just saying. 

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1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

Y'all need to get in line.

But seriously, glad I'm not the only one with that little crush

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1. They haven’t found fraud 

2. They can and have certified 

3. It is not a crime 

4.  Was that a threat? 
 

 

One of his tells is saying "Everybody knows....". Whatever follows is always complete horseshit that no one knows. 

2 hours ago, BrickHorn said:

If you want to see a real threat to American democracy, just look at Michigan.

Been saying this for years. Worst state ever.

Trump's making a bigly mistake, trying to get between Congress and defense contractors.     It's like if [mention=593]Brisketexan[/mention] or I saw Sela Ward, and somebody tried to get between us.
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22 minutes ago, Red Five said:

One of his tells is saying "Everybody knows....". Whatever follows is always complete horseshit that no one knows. 

In fairness, when he says "everyone knows" it's code for "everyone that I will bother listening to" that says these things.

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2 hours ago, Leeroy Jenkins said:

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2 hours ago, Chewy's Hairy Horn said:

He’s adorable.

SIAP

 

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I’ve done Cody Rigsby Peloton rides that were less gay than that. 

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He looks like one of those Timeshare salesmen who come running into the room clapping after you've watched some bs presentation.  

Damn, we get hacked right after Trump fires the head of cyber security.  What a coinkydinky!  Wonder how much the donald might have made off this deal.

1 hour ago, Upgrayedd said:

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Trump's legal supporters and legal team have a "Come on down!" feel as well.

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Things are borked so I can't tell if this has been posted but holy moly somebody needs to stage an intervention:
 

 

Is he trying to talk that way? Is he adopting a profile? Is he auditioning for Current Affair? 

6 hours ago, henrygandorf said:

breaches like this just remind me of how important it is that we keep our focus on china.

Dotard fully knew this would happen. In his world everything has a price and he gets a cut. 

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