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    it won't matter if his taxes ever come out.  it won't matter if his taxes don't ever come out.  you wanna know why?  because we already know what's in them. since early 2017 when people starting

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1 hour ago, Underdog said:

He looks like one of those Timeshare salesmen who come running into the room clapping after you've watched some bs presentation.  

holy shit you nailed it is. 

the price is right is on point too. but this is it right here. 

Is Courtyard by Marriott getting a cut of Junior's infomercial money?  Sweet suite, DonnyJ.

2 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:



Thousands of people dying of Covid every day and he's tweeting about this.

Thousands of people dying of Covid every day and time for a board software update. 

5 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

In on page 848....hopefully, we never make it to page 1000!

The man could die tonight and generate 152 pages of celebratory posts.   We are getting to 1000. 

3 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

The man could die tonight and generate 152 pages of celebratory posts.   We are getting to 1000. 

Well.....shit.

1 hour ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:



Thousands of people dying of Covid every day and he's tweeting about this.

At this point, we just have to take everything that isn't an open call to arms towards Democrats and those who "wronged him" as a positive.

3 hours ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

Things are borked so I can't tell if this has been posted but holy moly somebody needs to stage an intervention:
 

 

Meanwhile, at the Legion of Doom...

2 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

The man could die tonight and generate 152 pages of celebratory posts.   We are getting to 1000. 

Hopefully we can find out between now and Dec 31st. Be my luck, though, he'll die the week between Christmas and New Years day. That would turn one of my vacation days into a holiday and I'd lose it because I can't carry over more than 240 hours. If I have a vote, I choose today. 

14 hours ago, Neonmoon said:

Oh look, guess what foreign government hacked us???? GUESSSS

 

Cross posting from the daily Texan thread.  Treasury is the lead agency to coordinate Magnitsky and other targeted sanctions which the Russians freaking HATE.

11 hours ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

Things are borked so I can't tell if this has been posted but holy moly somebody needs to stage an intervention:
 

 

 He’s becoming and sounding more like his dad every day. 

Per usual, the next goalpost moving  is to say they have nominated their own set of electors and to have Congress certify them. The Supreme Court has already ruled against this, but fuckboi gonna fuckboi. 

After January 6 strategy fails, he will just move the goalpost again and say Biden is illegitimate from Mar-E-Lago, and will continue to challenge the election 

 

8 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Per usual, the next goalpost moving  is to say they have nominated their own set of electors and to have Congress certify them. The Supreme Court has already ruled against this, but fuckboi gonna fuckboi. 

After January 6 strategy fails, he will just move the goalpost again and say Biden is illegitimate from Mar-E-Lago, and will continue to challenge the election 

 

Falls right in line with their alternate reality.  Create an alternate presidency.  Maralago fake desk and phone is sounding more and more like reality.  Show him on Dotard TV "working" and signing papers.  His cult will think he's really running things.  Might work out for the best.

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Beth Moore, the hottest 63 year-old Christian minister/whatever in the US, has made the list.
 


Lord have mercy how in the f is that woman 63
1 minute ago, Biff Tannen said:

Falls right in line with their alternate reality.  Create and alternate presidency.  Maralago fake desk and phone is sounding more and more like reality.  Show him on Dotard TV "working" and signing papers.  His cult will think he's really running things.  Might work out for the best.

This is actually the next logical step for the QAnon crowd, he can easily convince them that the pedophile roundups and "tribunals" are just around the corner.  Hell, he could probably convince a lot of people to send their IRS checks to Mar-a-Lago. 

He's currently ahead 11-3 in the official  electoral votes.  Is he gonna take a nap and complain that he was ahead when he went to sleep again?  

18 hours ago, Neonmoon said:

Oh look, guess what foreign government hacked us???? GUESSSS

 

HAHA, joke's on the Russians-- we ain't got no treasure at the Treasury Department.

2 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

HAHA, joke's on the Russians-- we ain't got no treasure at the Treasury Department.

Sez you. IOUs are every bit as good as treasure.

But the Russians deny they did it, and Trump apparently trusts them, so why don't we do the same?  Damn, it's painful having a brain.

7 minutes ago, AnTiM said:

But the Russians deny they did it, and Trump apparently trusts them, so why don't we do the same?  Damn, it's painful having a brain.

What's the point of having Intelligence?  They should just ask the compromised one.  

41 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Falls right in line with their alternate reality.  Create an alternate presidency.  Maralago fake desk and phone is sounding more and more like reality.  Show him on Dotard TV "working" and signing papers.  His cult will think he's really running things.  Might work out for the best.


It's all been revealed by Q.  This is all part of the ruse. Trump's protestations, the alternate slate of electors ... this is all part of the game to throw us off the scent of what's really happening as Trump and JFK, Jr. go hunting for child molesters. You'd have to be an idiot not to see it. 

Dotard's up 35 to 7 in the Electoral College vote. 

 

SToP tHE CoUNT!!!!!!!

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2 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Dotard's up 35 to 7 in the Electoral College vote.

It's like the Oklahoma State game in 2004.

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It's like the Oklahoma State game in 2004.
You son of a bitch.
17 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

as Trump and JFK, Jr. go hunting for child molesters.

I'd watch that show.

1 hour ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Sez you. IOUs are every bit as good as treasure.

Well, they are every bit as good...until they're not.

2 hours ago, RDCanecutter said:

HAHA, joke's on the Russians-- we ain't got no treasure at the Treasury Department.

Trump thinks there were good people on both sides of this hack. 

1 hour ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

Here's where Biden goes VY Berserker mode.

Man, I was at that game and the 2nd half was just amazing.

Here's where Biden goes VY Berserker mode.
All I remember from 2004 was Cedric Benson. 2005 was all VY and the infamous juke of Donovan Woods. Both are burned into my memory.
2 hours ago, South Austin said:

It's like the Oklahoma State game in 2004.

More like 2005 game when taken as a whole.

13 minutes ago, Okie State said:
2 hours ago, Al Bundy said:
Here's where Biden goes VY Berserker mode.

All I remember from 2004 was Cedric Benson. 2005 was all VY and the infamous juke of Donovan Woods. Both are burned into my memory.

Mine, too, though obviously for different reasons.

Good God, those were good days to wear non-radioactive orange.

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We're watching the EC vote like it's election day all over again. Enough already. They should have all got together across the country at the same time and done this thing. 

5 minutes ago, Brandywine said:

We're watching the EC vote like it's election day all over again. Enough already. They should have all got together across the country at the same time and done this thing. 

Has this ever happened before where they showed EC coverage all day?  I never paid attention because it has never fucking mattered before.

14 minutes ago, JFKFC said:

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This joke woulda worked better if at least one of Geena Davis or Susan Sarandon had weighed 800 pounds, and the other one had walked with a lisp.

 

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"We seated before the legislators here. We already turned it in. We beat them to the game," she said.

"One thing I will say about conservatives, is if something is wrong, and we have lost — a true loss — then we accept," she said. "We're not going to drag people through the mud and fight it. But this clearly has got issues. I saw it with my own eyes and my own research. After that hearing, I was shocked we didn't have any other marching orders."

Thankfully, these people are morons

7 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

 

Thankfully, these people are morons

hmmm

Arizona sketches out a series of criminal charges relating to voting and election fraud, but those mostly appear to mostly deal with casting regular ballots or tallying the ballots. 

It also has a provision for making, possessing or presenting what are known as forged instruments with an intent to defraud. That is a felony offense.  

1 hour ago, Okie State said:
3 hours ago, Al Bundy said:
Here's where Biden goes VY Berserker mode.

All I remember from 2004 was Cedric Benson. 2005 was all VY and the infamous juke of Donovan Woods. Both are burned into my memory.

Surely you remember the Ramonce Taylor reverse. Watching that play unfold was pornographic 

48 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

 

Thankfully, these people are morons

So they sent it in a week early and just thought no one would notice?

41 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said:

hmmm

Arizona sketches out a series of criminal charges relating to voting and election fraud, but those mostly appear to mostly deal with casting regular ballots or tallying the ballots. 

It also has a provision for making, possessing or presenting what are known as forged instruments with an intent to defraud. That is a felony offense.  

Cool.  Now will anyone actually charge these people?  If not, then laws don't matter for shit.

1 hour ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

Pence needs to be holding on Trump's hair like Jr holding Buford T Justice's hat.

Hold my Hair!

 

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