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Ahhh such warming thoughts from the president on Christmas Eve. 

He’s a fucking psychopath. And I really, really, want him to die soon. Like, tomorrow would be great - stroke out as he eats his Christmas Big Mac, something like that. He is an enemy of humanity.
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    it won't matter if his taxes ever come out.  it won't matter if his taxes don't ever come out.  you wanna know why?  because we already know what's in them. since early 2017 when people starting

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You and me both, man

26 minutes ago, Fletch said:

You and me both, man

Oh, there's way more than three of us, I hope... 

48 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


He’s a fucking psychopath. And I really, really, want him to die soon. Like, tomorrow would be great - stroke out as he eats his Christmas Big Mac, something like that. He is an enemy of humanity.

Almost 75 million American voters are also a threat to humanity, the planet, and all that's right.  

On 12/23/2020 at 2:44 PM, Bama Chick said:


Baby, racist shitbag.

Tomato, tahmato.

You know some hardcore babies!

2 hours ago, Exposition said:

At certain times during that video, he sounds exactly like someone would sound if they were trying to mimic his dad. He's doing it on purpose and it's cringe. 

Thank you. That's the odd bit.  You have good ears. Hook 'em.

3 hours ago, washparkhorn said:

grasping at straws as he slides down the cliff to infamy

3 hours ago, Fletch said:

Ahhh such warming thoughts from the president on Christmas Eve. 

It warms my heart that he's all but declaring war on quite a few Republican Senators just as the Georgia runoffs are upon us.

And his fucking around with the covid stimulus stuff is going to do nothing but help the Dems.

 

6 hours ago, washparkhorn said:

grasping at straws as he slides down the cliff to infamy

More like swirls and skids and breaks up before disappearing down the hole.

6 hours ago, washparkhorn said:

Has this been modulated, or does he swallow his words like Thurston Howell, III on occasion?

 

It's like half Casey Kasem and half a guy who really doesn't know who he is yet. He's imitating something. I don't know what. Neither does he. 

42 minutes ago, Chooky said:

It's like half Casey Kasem and half a guy who really doesn't know who he is yet. He's imitating something. I don't know what. Neither does he. 

I hate to say it because I loved this guy, but I hear a tad of Johnny Carson in there.

7 minutes ago, Burt said:

I hate to say it because I loved this guy, but I hear a tad of Johnny Carson in there.

Damn. Good ear. I'll always hear that from him now. Wild and wacky stuff. 

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4 hours ago, Burt said:

I hate to say it because I loved this guy, but I hear a tad of Johnny Carson in there.

McMahon: A man with a mistress and a Russian Olympics judge.


Carnac: Describe two people who like to cheat.

On 12/23/2020 at 6:00 AM, Gardner Barnes said:

My trumper friends have been really quiet over the past several weeks. A few complaints here and there but in general I think they have accepted the outcome of the election.

Anyone else experiencing the same?
 

I think Trump’s hanging on for dear life has unintentionally helped avoid more serious/widespread violence.  Not through any conscious much less responsible effort on his part.  But giving the lunatic fringe within his base a tapered (vs crushed) hope seems to have allowed the explosive pressure within them to dissipate rather than explode.  Like a bunch of whiny fucking tea kettles whistling about stop the steal and releasing the kraken.  At least that seems to be the case with the Trumpers I have to interface with.

Thanks, Dotard.  Now get the fuck out.

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7 hours ago, Chooky said:

It's like half Casey Kasem and half a guy who really doesn't know who he is yet. He's imitating something. I don't know what. Neither does he. 

 

6 hours ago, Burt said:

I hate to say it because I loved this guy, but I hear a tad of Johnny Carson in there.

All I heard was ICP.

Merry Christmas, Nashville!

6 minutes ago, RPM said:

Merry Christmas, Nashville!

Did you do it?

1 minute ago, Neonmoon said:

Did you do it?

I hate new country music, but not that much.

12 minutes ago, RPM said:

Merry Christmas, Nashville!

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1 minute ago, RPM said:

I hate new country music, but not that much.

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You can only push those folks in Nashville so far...I guess we figured out where that line is.

41 minutes ago, Blotto said:

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You can only push those folks in Nashville so far...I guess we figured out where that line is.

WTF is that.

47 minutes ago, Blotto said:

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You can only push those folks in Nashville so far...I guess we figured out where that line is.

Looks pretty good on him.  I don't think I could pull it off though.

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WTF is that.


He’s a rootin-tootin, highfalutin fabulous gun from Oklahoma...

Don’t make him pull out his Peace Maker.
1 minute ago, Gatorubet said:

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He’s a rootin-tootin, highfalutin fabulous gun from Oklahoma...

Don’t make him pull out his Peace Maker.

 

Or his Love Maker

1 hour ago, Blotto said:

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You can only push those folks in Nashville so far...I guess we figured out where that line is.

Can’t be any geek off the street. Gotta be handy with the steel, know what I mean, earn your keep. 

34 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

Why take the picture with the tree if Dotard is just going to park his fat ass in front?

35 minutes ago, HenryJames said:
 

 

Five Jews and a Baby?

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You can only push those folks in Nashville so far...I guess we figured out where that line is.

he looks like a pink nightmare, like a deranged Easter bunny. is he happy wearing that?

Highly annoyed that the Trump girl is holding a Marine Corps flag. That family doesn’t have the honor to be associated with the Marines.

5 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Highly annoyed that the Trump girl is holding a Marine Corps flag. That family doesn’t have the honor to be associated with the Marines.

I'm sure that's some coded signal for the QAnon folks.  She's holding it in her right hand...but pointing it at Ivanka.  US flag is pointed at Trump.  This must be the signal that he is about to take over the US, and appoint her as the militant enforcer?

7 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Highly annoyed that the Trump girl is holding a Marine Corps flag. That family doesn’t have the honor to be associated with the Marines.

Also, agreed, fuck him for trying to appropriate that.

Can’t be any geek off the street. Gotta be handy with the steel, know what I mean, earn your keep. 

It was a clear black night, a clear white moon
Warren G was on the streets, trying to consume
Some skirts for the eve, so I can get some funk
Just rollin' in my ride, chillin' all alone
51 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

Trick question: which one hurts little animals for fun?

1 hour ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Looks pretty good on him.  I don't think I could pull it off though.

I like to think I could have 25 years and 35 pounds ago.  

1 minute ago, Neonmoon said:

Trick question: which one hurts little animals for fun?

Little animals?  Is that what we are now calling little kids who were brought here illegally?   That’s kind of harsh.   

17 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Trick question: which one hurts little animals for fun?

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19 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Little animals?  Is that what we are now calling little kids who were brought here illegally?   That’s kind of harsh.   

The answer is none. You can’t have fun without a soul 

Why take the picture with the tree if Dotard is just going to park his fat ass in front?
Strong Tomorrow Belongs To Me vibe

It was a clear black night, a clear white moon
Warren G was on the streets, trying to consume
Some skirts for the eve, so I can get some funk
Just rollin' in my ride, chillin' all alone
Just hit the Eastside of the LBC
On a mission trying to find Mr. Warren G.
Seen a car full of girls ain't no need to tweak
All you skirts know what's up with 213

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Trying to smile but grandpa has his left hand on your ass.

1 hour ago, Kyrie Eleison said:


he looks like a pink nightmare, like a deranged Easter bunny. is he happy wearing that?

I mean, he picked it out, so presumably.

Those kids weren't born evil. They're just being made evil little by little every day. Just like their parents and grandparents and great grandparents. And so on. 

8 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Jared cockblocking FIL. 

No worries the other one he's next to will be 16 soon. He's getting in on the ground floor

The youngest looks like he gets spurned by chicks who prefer their coffee black...  like their men. 

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I mean, he picked it out, so presumably.

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