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7 minutes ago, Scholz said:

Yeah, our crowd didn't "cheer wildly" when Bradford got hurt, lying bag of meth.

TBF, we wildly cheered Aaron Williams's sack, but he heard it as cheering Bradford's injury because he's a fucking moron....and for post 1k, OU sucks.

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24 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

He’s comparing what players can or can’t do without penalty to what the band does?

He's a fucking idiot.

Yeah, our crowd didn't "cheer wildly" when Bradford got hurt, lying bag of meth.

Yup. I was there. He’s lying his ass off.

If they keep this shit going, I am going to cheer wildly from now on ever time a Sooner gets dinged.  I will confess that I cheered pretty wildly when Rhett got Bomar'ed.  

3 hours ago, texifornia said:

Part 2: In which we find out Brian Bishop might actually be on meth, and not in the fun "lol ou fans" way

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a) How old is Bishop? Dude acts like a teenager

b) I have yet to see an OU fan that actually understands the NCAA rules on taunting, but that's probably because the taunting rules don't fit their narrative

7 hours ago, irishtexan said:

yeah. you're probably right. just seems like the root of his insensitivity is always other posters or mods making fun of his absurd takes. I'm sure he's talked shit about the team or players. Whatever. It's all so weird.

He literally called Ehlinger "Simple Sam" on his podcast the other day.

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I don’t get the simple sam comment. Am I missing a joke?

4 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

I don’t get the simple sam comment. Am I missing a joke?

I believe it’s a conflation if Simple Jack from Tropic Thunder and/or I Am Sam

8 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

I don’t get the simple sam comment. Am I missing a joke?

They decided he looks like he has Down syndrome and found an alliterative way to express it. 

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2 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

They decided he looks like he has Down syndrome and found an alliterative way to express it. 

Yeah it's this. A bit rich coming from Looch.

1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

They decided he looks like he has Down syndrome and found an alliterative way to express it. 

Pretty wild for someone who looks like THAT to comment on anyone’s appearance. Let alone a kissless virgin like Looch 

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9 hours ago, Scholz said:

Yeah, our crowd didn't "cheer wildly" when Bradford got hurt, lying bag of meth.

I have to admit this one is true. I remember standing on top of some buildings in New York with a bunch of my Muslim friends and we were all cheering when Bradford went down. 

1 hour ago, RGBIII said:

Pretty wild for someone who looks like THAT to comment on anyone’s appearance. Let alone a kissless virgin like Looch 

Uh, Billy is no virgin. He has undoubtedly fucked sheep. 

3 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

I believe it’s a conflation if Simple Jack from Tropic Thunder and/or I Am Sam

 

3 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

They decided he looks like he has Down syndrome and found an alliterative way to express it. 

 

3 hours ago, texifornia said:

Yeah it's this. A bit rich coming from Looch.

Ahh, I assumed it was a Simple Jack reference but didn’t see how it connected to Sam. And yes, Looch calling someone out on their looks is biggest fucking joke since his grinder account 

12 hours ago, irishtexan said:

It's BEYOND fucking weird that one of their moderators is talking shit about a rival's football team. I can't recall chin pubes talking shit about the UT football team. He'll get in petty battles with other fan groups' pages, or individual posters, or about the accuracy of his content/wishcasting. But it's usually mod-to-mod or mod-to-poster beef. This shit is just really fucking weird. 

It’s obvious you haven’t listened to chin pubes on the radio for more than about 90 seconds.

9 hours ago, Bear19 said:

It’s obvious you haven’t listened to chin pubes on the radio for more than about 90 seconds.

Why on earth would I listen to chin pubes on the radio?

15 hours ago, Neonmoon said:

I don’t get the simple sam comment. Am I missing a joke?

they, and A&M fans, are insinuating that he is mentally challenged and has a genetic disorder based on his looks.

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1 hour ago, irishtexan said:

Why on earth would I listen to chin pubes on the radio?

Because you said this: “I can't recall chin pubes talking shit about the UT football team.”

so I assumed you had a misconception that you really knew something about him. You don’t. 

7 minutes ago, Bear19 said:

Because you said this: “I can't recall chin pubes talking shit about the UT football team.”

so I assumed you had a misconception that you really knew something about him. You don’t. 

Perhaps you missed the post where I acknowledged my error? So congrats on agreeing with me and reiterating that I was wrong, while being a total dick in the process. You win 5 "I was right" internet points. You dick.

23 hours ago, irishtexan said:

yeah. you're probably right. just seems like the root of his insensitivity is always other posters or mods making fun of his absurd takes. I'm sure he's talked shit about the team or players. Whatever. It's all so weird.

You’re wrong again dickhead. The root of his insensitivity is his unbounded jealousy of all things Longhorn.

My statement stands. You don’t know Loochi. 

2 minutes ago, Bear19 said:

You’re wrong again dickhead. The root of his insensitivity is his unbounded jealousy of all things Longhorn.

My statement stands. You don’t know Loochi. 

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23 hours ago, Katfid54 said:

um wut

 

23 hours ago, irishtexan said:

yeah. you're probably right. just seems like the root of his insensitivity is always other posters or mods making fun of his absurd takes. I'm sure he's talked shit about the team or players. Whatever. It's all so weird.

So yeah. I admitted I was wrong. Why do you keep trying to prove that I was wrong when I admitted I was wrong? Your point is "You don't know Loochi"? Well, thank fucking god I'm not an expert on Billy fucking Luicci like you are. Whatever, I'm not going to fuck this thread up anymore with a personal back and forth on this. You win, dude. You're an authority on Billy Luicci. What an honor.

I love the smell of napalm in the morning.

52 minutes ago, Bear19 said:

Because you said this: “I can't recall chin pubes talking shit about the UT football team.”

so I assumed you had a misconception that you really knew something about him. You don’t. 

 

18 minutes ago, Bear19 said:

You’re wrong again dickhead. The root of his insensitivity is his unbounded jealousy of all things Longhorn.

My statement stands. You don’t know Loochi. 

 

10 minutes ago, Bear19 said:

I love the smell of napalm in the morning.

Did drunk @SydneyCartonforget to sign out of his sock?  Jesus, dude.  Chill your tits.

Just now, Scholz said:

Yeah this guy is sharp

 

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I dunno, looks kinda saggy. 

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12 minutes ago, Katfid54 said:

 

 

Did drunk @SydneyCartonforget to sign out of his sock?  Jesus, dude.  Chill your tits.

Based on his name, he might be a Baylor fan. Ergo, zero chill.

@irishtexan

I have to live and breathe maroon,texaggy, and dildoloochie every fucking day.

Sorry I went off. I would use the i am drunk excuse but I never drink before noon. I may start. Just being an ass  

I still love the smell of napalm in the morning.
 

1 hour ago, Scholz said:

Yeah this guy is sharp

 

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Every time I see this picture I am reminded of the Devo song "Mongoloid."

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Making fun of people with disabilities is kind of a self-own. Good thing Liucci has been writing it for 3 years.

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aw man, the big xii just never goes to bat for scrappy little ou

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1 minute ago, texifornia said:

aw man, the big xii just never goes to bat for scrappy little ou

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ah yes..  another reason for them to leave the Big 12.. BIG would have taken care of them, SEC too.. I know they have for Nebraska and aggy

33 minutes ago, Thiefery said:

ah yes..  another reason for them to leave the Big 12.. BIG would have taken care of them, SEC too.. I know they have for Nebraska and aggy

Don't forget Colorado--they were vital to brining in Utah to the Pac.   

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

aw man, the big xii just never goes to bat for scrappy little ou

I can't even wrap my mind around this crybagging nonsense. It's the Big XII, we already play everyone every season. So they are crying because what exactly? Texas and OU play each other the same weekend, so ... 

FFS, OU has a bye week before TCU and a bye week before OkSTate. 

Texas has TCU/OU back-to-back.  

Then Texas has Baylor-OkState-WVU back-to-back-to-back - the same trio as OU. 

What did the BigXII do to them, exactly? 

19 minutes ago, golfclap said:

I can't even wrap my mind around this crybagging nonsense. It's the Big XII, we already play everyone every season. So they are crying because what exactly? Texas and OU play each other the same weekend, so ... 

FFS, OU has a bye week before TCU and a bye week before OkSTate. 

Texas has TCU/OU back-to-back.  

Then Texas has Baylor-OkState-WVU back-to-back-to-back - the same trio as OU. 

What did the BigXII do to them, exactly? 

Never call obvious and systemic holding , over the last 15-20 years. That's what they fucking did for them. 

26 minutes ago, golfclap said:

I can't even wrap my mind around this crybagging nonsense. It's the Big XII, we already play everyone every season. So they are crying because what exactly? Texas and OU play each other the same weekend, so ... 

FFS, OU has a bye week before TCU and a bye week before OkSTate. 

Texas has TCU/OU back-to-back.  

Then Texas has Baylor-OkState-WVU back-to-back-to-back - the same trio as OU. 

What did the BigXII do to them, exactly? 

Yep - it's because they're not going to get their "rule-violating" players against us - fucking losers

Fucking truth right there ^^^ (Sydney)

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This pic makes Rattler look tiny right???

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Seeing Tyrrell Pigrome's name caused me to curl up in the fetal position for a second.

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3 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

Never call obvious and systemic holding , over the last 15-20 years. That's what they fucking did for them. 

add blatant PI to that too

Kansas State is struggling with COVID numbers and this weekend's OU/KSU game is in jeopardy. Specifically around the KSU OL/DL numbers. 

55 minutes ago, golfclap said:

Kansas State is struggling with COVID numbers and this weekend's OU/KSU game is in jeopardy. Specifically around the KSU OL/DL numbers. 

 

 

22 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

This pic makes Rattler look tiny right???

No. It's his little tiny baby features that make him look small

Someone please go get the screenshot on OU boards about them blaming loss on wasting time on social issues 

Well, I guess LSU is getting Byrd and Wheaton for sure now.

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