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Not particularly clever but there was an article several years ago where a random sampling of women rated pick up lines and the #1 was "Want to see my Harley".

hey baby, ever had your asshole licked by a fat man in an overcoat?

9 minutes ago, sheeeit said:

Not particularly clever but there was an article several years ago where a random sampling of fat, heavily tattooed women rated pick up lines and the #1 was "Want to see my Harley".

fixed it.

((Les Nessman)) "I am fabulously wealthy".((Les Nessman))

On 4/24/2018 at 9:33 AM, Mez2 said:

hey baby, ever had your asshole licked by a fat man in an overcoat?

Say what?! 

Spoiler

 

"Hey, Baby.  Did I ever tell you I have beautiful eyes?"  -  Johnny Bravo

Edited by ImissWallyPryor

My wedding weekend one of my 70 yr old Uncles looks at this cute young blonde girl and says:

 

"Hey sweetheart, why don't you go call your mom and see what she's up to.  See if she wants to come out?"

 

She looks at him puzzled...

 

"Well, if she produced you, then she's gotta be some kinda good lookin"

5 hours ago, troph said:

I’m itchy... 

works every time

Psoriasis is sexy.

2 hours ago, AM Wood said:

Psoriasis is sexy.

Synonym for horny (hate that word).  my ex has plaque psoriasis ... it suuuuucked.

6 hours ago, troph said:

Synonym for horny (hate that word).  my ex has plaque psoriasis ... it suuuuucked.

i just threw up in my mouth a little.

Flared up after we married 20+ years ago.  When we were having kids she couldn’t do anything about it.  Last 10 years and going forward she’s got it under control.  She’s a very attractive woman.

Back to the topic...

 

“wanna fuck?” and “wanna get naked?” are good ones too.  Gf is DTF on either of those as well.

Edited by troph

11 hours ago, troph said:

 Gf is DTF on either of those as well.

Good to know. I think. 

46 minutes ago, troph said:

Will try that one too.

Forgot to add

*Tom Brady only

Edited by ChickenSandwich

  • 2 weeks later...
On 5/3/2018 at 6:12 AM, troph said:

Synonym for horny (hate that word).  my ex has plaque psoriasis ... it suuuuucked.

Whenever I would use a fake name, it was always "randy". Get it? Synonym for horny.

On 5/4/2018 at 8:38 AM, ChickenSandwich said:

Forgot to add

*Tom Brady only

it worked.  can I get a trophy?

Latt22 can attest - Had a fraternity brother whose standard pickup tended to revolve around the statement

 

"Of course, I come from that kind of money" .. tended to work

Latt22 can attest - Had a fraternity brother whose standard pickup tended to revolve around the statement
 
"Of course, I come from that kind of money" .. tended to work

Yeah it did. And now at 40 something I won’t even think about someone unless they do alright.

"Ever seen a grown man naked?" or

"Ever been in a Turkish prison?" 

have been pretty effective for me.  Oh wait, we're talking chicks, aren't we?

My last name comes from German and isn't too common. When a chick would ask my name and I'd tell her, she'd usually ask me to repeat my last name. I would, and then say, "It's German. It means 'good in bed'." Worked more often than not.

Saw this one recently somewhere, simply brilliant.

"I'm going to treat you like my little toe;  I'm going to turn off the lights and bang you on every piece of furniture I own."

  • 3 years later...
"Aaaaay I got some co-caine. Let's go out to my truck and fuck."

Coach Banks?
7 hours ago, MaybeACoordinator said:

"Aaaaay I got some co-caine. Let's go out to my truck and fuck."

Isn’t that a strategy in the SB thread?

32 minutes ago, nnm said:

Isn’t that a strategy in the SB thread?

I heard that from a sugar baby -- that was a line she rejected as the worst ever. Not that she doesn't love cocaine and fucking. 

"Aaaaay I got some co-caine. Let's go out to my truck and fuck."

What were you searching to necro a 3 year old thread?
Ever wanted to fuck your son's best friend?
Not quite so exciting when your best friend is 50+.

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