April 24, 20187 yr Wanna play rape? No. I like where this is going. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
April 24, 20187 yr Not particularly clever but there was an article several years ago where a random sampling of women rated pick up lines and the #1 was "Want to see my Harley".
April 24, 20187 yr 9 minutes ago, sheeeit said: Not particularly clever but there was an article several years ago where a random sampling of fat, heavily tattooed women rated pick up lines and the #1 was "Want to see my Harley". fixed it.
April 28, 20187 yr On 4/24/2018 at 9:33 AM, Mez2 said: hey baby, ever had your asshole licked by a fat man in an overcoat? Say what?!
April 28, 20187 yr Babe, are you a cop because you’re probably not here for me but I’m going to act nervous anyway.
April 30, 20187 yr Spoiler "Hey, Baby. Did I ever tell you I have beautiful eyes?" - Johnny Bravo Edited April 30, 20187 yr by ImissWallyPryor
April 30, 20187 yr My wedding weekend one of my 70 yr old Uncles looks at this cute young blonde girl and says: "Hey sweetheart, why don't you go call your mom and see what she's up to. See if she wants to come out?" She looks at him puzzled... "Well, if she produced you, then she's gotta be some kinda good lookin"
May 3, 20187 yr 2 hours ago, AM Wood said: Psoriasis is sexy. Synonym for horny (hate that word). my ex has plaque psoriasis ... it suuuuucked.
May 3, 20187 yr 6 hours ago, troph said: Synonym for horny (hate that word). my ex has plaque psoriasis ... it suuuuucked. i just threw up in my mouth a little.
May 3, 20187 yr Flared up after we married 20+ years ago. When we were having kids she couldn’t do anything about it. Last 10 years and going forward she’s got it under control. She’s a very attractive woman.
May 3, 20187 yr Back to the topic... “wanna fuck?” and “wanna get naked?” are good ones too. Gf is DTF on either of those as well. Edited May 3, 20187 yr by troph
May 4, 20187 yr 11 hours ago, troph said: Gf is DTF on either of those as well. Good to know. I think.
May 4, 20187 yr 46 minutes ago, troph said: Will try that one too. Forgot to add *Tom Brady only Edited May 4, 20187 yr by ChickenSandwich
May 17, 20187 yr On 5/3/2018 at 6:12 AM, troph said: Synonym for horny (hate that word). my ex has plaque psoriasis ... it suuuuucked. Whenever I would use a fake name, it was always "randy". Get it? Synonym for horny.
May 17, 20187 yr On 5/4/2018 at 8:38 AM, ChickenSandwich said: Forgot to add *Tom Brady only it worked. can I get a trophy?
May 17, 20187 yr Latt22 can attest - Had a fraternity brother whose standard pickup tended to revolve around the statement "Of course, I come from that kind of money" .. tended to work
May 17, 20187 yr Latt22 can attest - Had a fraternity brother whose standard pickup tended to revolve around the statement "Of course, I come from that kind of money" .. tended to workYeah it did. And now at 40 something I won’t even think about someone unless they do alright.
May 17, 20187 yr "Ever seen a grown man naked?" or "Ever been in a Turkish prison?" have been pretty effective for me. Oh wait, we're talking chicks, aren't we?
May 17, 20187 yr My last name comes from German and isn't too common. When a chick would ask my name and I'd tell her, she'd usually ask me to repeat my last name. I would, and then say, "It's German. It means 'good in bed'." Worked more often than not.
May 18, 20187 yr Saw this one recently somewhere, simply brilliant. "I'm going to treat you like my little toe; I'm going to turn off the lights and bang you on every piece of furniture I own."
November 4, 20214 yr 7 hours ago, MaybeACoordinator said: "Aaaaay I got some co-caine. Let's go out to my truck and fuck." Isn’t that a strategy in the SB thread?
November 4, 20214 yr 32 minutes ago, nnm said: Isn’t that a strategy in the SB thread? I heard that from a sugar baby -- that was a line she rejected as the worst ever. Not that she doesn't love cocaine and fucking.
November 4, 20214 yr "Aaaaay I got some co-caine. Let's go out to my truck and fuck."What were you searching to necro a 3 year old thread?
November 4, 20214 yr Ever wanted to fuck your son's best friend?Not quite so exciting when your best friend is 50+.Sent from my SM-G950U1 using Tapatalk
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