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They're going to need that chick's onion volcano to beat Big Fan. 

at least some of the fansville ones are funny.  *or at the very least, not terrible 

 

Culpepper was a fucking beating.

 

but then again if we are talking about bad Dr Pepper spokespeople, you cant  ever forget having a real good time with Pitbull.  yeah a real good time. 

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10 minutes ago, mdmost said:

They're going to need that chick's onion volcano to beat Big Fan. 

It's hard to tell from the far-away shot, but she seems to have a nice pair of onion volcanoes.
Even with those, she doesn't hold a candle to the MILF who is upset with her son not celebrating.

Edited by HornOnTheBayou

Dayum, Bigfan is a werewolf, who is soothed by a Dr Pepper... then morphs into David Fucking Naughton, doing a soft shoe and singing, “I’m a Pepper!”

If that happens, instant classic, and give that agency a Clio.

11 hours ago, HornOnTheBayou said:

It's hard to tell from the far-away shot, but she seems to have a nice pair of onion volcanoes.
Even with those, she doesn't hold a candle to the MILF who is upset with her son not celebrating.

I thought that was Lori Loughlin for a bit.

the guy who plays Culpepper is pretty damn funny in everything i've seen him in. i like that guy. 

"She has an onion volcano" is a euphemism for her vagina is on fire. 

Or her vagina brings you to tears. 
 

Bos is surprisingly good in these. 

20 minutes ago, hayden_horn said:

but she uses propane!

tastes the same to me.

WHAT

love it

his delivery of "WHAT?!" is perfect.

14 hours ago, AUS-97HORN said:

at least some of the fansville ones are funny.  *or at the very least, not terrible 

 

Culpepper was a fucking beating.

 

but then again if we are talking about bad Dr Pepper spokespeople, you cant  ever forget having a real good time with Pitbull.  yeah a real good time. 

Amen on Pitbull. That was a beating.

I'm fine with Culpepper and fansville. They'd be better if they'd have more variations.

The Dr. Pepper ad with the lineman dancing in the endzone shown 20 times a game was worse than Abu Ghraib. Where's a sniper when you need one?

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Take the fucking shot!

2 hours ago, hayden_horn said:

but she uses propane!

tastes the same to me.

WHAT

love it

I hate commercials with the fire of 10,000 suns, but I enjoy this exchange.

I still like the wife's look away whenever the little kid's parentage is questioned.

OK, maybe I'm way over-thinking this, but here's what what's been bugging me: I understand that the "real father" might be a State fan and maybe the mother is a closet State fan, but outwardly she is a Tech fan and the father who is raising the baby is obviously a hard-core Tech fan. So when it came time to get dressed for the tailgate, who dressed the baby up in State gear and why didn't the father say something about it at home before they left?

Edited by HornOnTheBayou

Culpepper as Superfan would be awesome. What I want to know is what happened to Lil' Sweet in Diet DP commercials?

18 hours ago, HornOnTheBayou said:

It's hard to tell from the far-away shot, but she seems to have a nice pair of onion volcanoes.
Even with those, she doesn't hold a candle to the MILF who is upset with her son not celebrating.

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edit:

 

Edited by elfenix

1 hour ago, HornOnTheBayou said:

OK, maybe I'm way over-thinking this, but here's what what's been bugging me: I understand that the "real father" might be a State fan and maybe the mother is a closet State fan, but outwardly she is a Tech fan and the father who is raising the baby is obviously a hard-core Tech fan. So when it came time to get dressed for the tailgate, who dressed the baby up in State gear and why didn't the father say something about it at home before they left?

you need to watch forty episodes of the prequel cartoon series and read some comic books and listen to a couple of interviews with the director, it's been explained

/Star Wars'd

35 minutes ago, elfenix said:

maria-didomenico.jpg

 

edit:

 

Quoting for the hell of it. 

state cheerleader is a little spinnerette

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

8 hours ago, hayden_horn said:

but she uses propane!

tastes the same to me.

WHAT

love it

agree.  I like those lines.  She rips his heart out and stomps on it...LOLz.

not a fan of the Culpepper ones.

Edited by Iceman

20 hours ago, HornOnTheBayou said:

OK, maybe I'm way over-thinking this, but here's what what's been bugging me: I understand that the "real father" might be a State fan and maybe the mother is a closet State fan, but outwardly she is a Tech fan and the father who is raising the baby is obviously a hard-core Tech fan. So when it came time to get dressed for the tailgate, who dressed the baby up in State gear and why didn't the father say something about it at home before they left?

I've been wondering the same damn thing. Makes no sense. The "dad" is a huge State guy and yet brought the baby dressed in Tech gear?

Surely we can get some instagram pics of the hottie MILF Tech/State fan up in here? 

Edited by Sejjr

Someone identify the Fansville stadium.  Been druving me crazy all year but I can't place it.  It has a postwar construction 50,000 capacity Blue Ridge Mountains look but I can't place it.  Please God don't let it be CGI.  

B. Culpepper's shtick got real old real fast with me. Don't miss him at all.

3.  Fansville straw bubbling sound is annoying as hell.  Milf yessss.

What about the mom of the teenager? The one who is going out with the Streakers? She’s awesome!

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“The mayor’s gotta shut down that tailgate!”

 

i dunno why, but i always laugh my ass off at that line

 

im retarded?

3 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

The best culpepper line was here’s a boys medium. 

Flutie: “That’ll work!”

On 1/2/2020 at 5:09 PM, RPM said:

Culpepper as Superfan would be awesome. What I want to know is what happened to Lil' Sweet in Diet DP commercials?

Lil Sweet was INCREDIBLE!!!!

On 1/2/2020 at 9:39 AM, Goo Punch said:

the guy who plays Culpepper is pretty damn funny in everything i've seen him in.

Well yeah, except the Dr Pepper commercials.

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