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Dylan Moses' dad postpones decision to come back to Bama with insane letter

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26 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

So does this mean the peasants are revolting?

It means Saban better get his shit locked down fast before Daddy Lawyer puts it on blast.  

3 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

Huh. I just got an e-mail from the Trust Protector of the Royal Crown. He said he was wiring me some money from Nigeria if I could verify my account details. Should I respond?

Yes. Can confirm it's legit.

3 hours ago, Brothahorn said:

Sounds like some crackhead nonsense. Dude is old enough to make his own decisions.

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Just imagine being enough of a soulless insect person to monetize your own kid like that. I know we see it multiple times per year (especially in recruiting) but it still bothers me.

Lords of London?  The discount insurer.  

Mr. Moses doesn't drink Dr. Pepper.  He drinks the following:

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23 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

Lords of London?  The discount insurer.  

Mr. Moses doesn't drink Dr. Pepper.  He drinks the following:

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Look... me and the McDonald's people got this little misunderstanding. See, they're McDonald's... I'm McDowell's. They got the Golden Arches, mine is the Golden Arcs. They got the Big Mac, I got the Big Mick. We both got two all-beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles and onions, but their buns have sesame seeds. My buns have no seeds.

3 hours ago, Foggy Notion said:

Is that a strongly worded letter?

At the very least it's a strenuous objection.

4 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

Huh. I just got an e-mail from the Trust Protector of the Royal Crown. He said he was wiring me some money from Nigeria if I could verify my account details. Should I respond?

Seriously, you should be very careful about sending out personal information, like banking details.  I suggest using an intermediary to protect your identity in case of a scam.  So, send me your banking info and I will be glad to act on your behalf.

Bama Redditor emailed him regarding Lords of London...

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Spoiler

 

 

Clouds - how do they even work, bro?

And his law firm's Twitter profile is Moses (presumably) kneeling before the burning bush while weird cosmic characters rise up off of it.

Just imagine being represented by this guy.

Talk about "leading with the Crown" 

 

Obvious Targeting 15 yard penalty,

I see absolutely nothing wrong with this letter. I applaud it.

This is what they get for a decade of paying players and forging test scores. 

33 minutes ago, campcrunk said:

Clouds - how do they even work, bro?

And his law firm's Twitter profile is Moses (presumably) kneeling before the burning bush while weird cosmic characters rise up off of it.

Just imagine being represented by this guy.

It's Louisiana.   It's a whole 'other country.

5 hours ago, closetojumping said:

“Lords of London” - ooofff

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He graduated from law school without any help? Sure. 

3 hours ago, campcrunk said:

Clouds - how do they even work, bro?

And his law firm's Twitter profile is Moses (presumably) kneeling before the burning bush while weird cosmic characters rise up off of it.

Just imagine being represented by this guy.

 

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57 minutes ago, campcrunk said:

Clouds - how do they even work, bro?

And his law firm's Twitter profile is Moses (presumably) kneeling before the burning bush while weird cosmic characters rise up off of it.

Just imagine being represented by this guy.

I saw Pikachu for a moment, but the red and white ball didn’t pop up to catch him with. 

If it was Traci, it's probably actually an S&M policy.

Her name Bubbles.
5 hours ago, ChiTownDoc said:

There were red flags.  She always took ‘cover your ass’ too seriously.  

Some might argue she didn’t take it seriously enough....

1 hour ago, Newy25 said:

This is what they get for a decade of paying players and forging test scores. 

Yeah, no shit.How'd that work out for them? Well, other than 5 out of the last 10 national championships.

7 minutes ago, Blotto said:

Yeah, no shit.How'd that work out for them? Well, other than 5 out of the last 10 national championships.

Nick Saban is also going to burn in hell. 

3 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

Nick Saban is also going to burn in hell. 

5 championships in a decade?   Seems kinda worth it...

Oh, he's from Louisiana.  That Napoleonic code seems like some weird, wild stuff.

38 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

5 championships in a decade?   Seems kinda worth it...

Yeah but only two heismans.

54 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

Nick Saban is also going to burn in hell. 

For breaking some NCAA foosball rules? Damn, your god sounds like He kind of sucks.

16 minutes ago, HornsOverIthaca said:

Yeah but only two heismans.

Well obviously OU>Bama.  We all know this.  Was totally worth trading a trip to hell for OU's conference championships and Heismans... with zero playoff wins.  Oh well. 

28 minutes ago, WBT said:

Oh, he's from Louisiana.  That Napoleonic code seems like some weird, wild stuff.

 

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7 hours ago, Brothahorn said:

Sounds like some crackhead nonsense. Dude is old enough to make his own decisions.

"His majesty" is the preferred nomenclature, dude.

4 hours ago, campcrunk said:

Just imagine being enough of a soulless insect person to monetize your own kid like that. 

Well, he 's already a lawyer.

2 hours ago, UTGrad98 said:

I see absolutely nothing wrong with this letter. I applaud it.

You're pre-law? I  thought you were pre-med...

8 hours ago, Liquor and Poker said:

I saw a Lord drinking a pina colada at Trader Vic's. His hair was perfect. 

A Lord's hair isn't perfect, it's prefect.

8 hours ago, Brothahorn said:

Sounds like some crackhead nonsense. Dude is old enough to make his own decisions.

Some guys don't have it in them to confront the crazy family. If the kid has any hope of playing ball for real money he's getting as far away from his dad as he can. 

I'd put it at a 1 in 20 shot of him getting out of Baton Rouge permanently. 

That's a really impressive level of crazy. 

5th circuit huh? With that mashup of galactic intercourse?

Yep. There's crazy ass parents all over. This one is next level.

4 hours ago, Doc Reeves said:

that letter insists apon itself

Motto Worthiness is leaking from every pore of that.

Surly: It insists apon itself.

 

I heered da Lords say: ne’er legal post whilst drunk, expecially from London.

7 hours ago, Art Vandelay said:

Look... me and the McDonald's people got this little misunderstanding. See, they're McDonald's... I'm McDowell's. They got the Golden Arches, mine is the Golden Arcs. They got the Big Mac, I got the Big Mick. We both got two all-beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles and onions, but their buns have sesame seeds. My buns have no seeds.

It's amazing how many times you can work this into a conversation.

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