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Dylan Moses' dad postpones decision to come back to Bama with insane letter

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Here it is January 3, and this may already be the funniest thread of the year. Positive rep for everyone.  

Edited by tonedeaf
Date change

1 hour ago, The Earl of Texas said:

This guy was probably rooting for his kids insured-leg injury

Guaranteed money.

13 hours ago, HornsOverIthaca said:

Yeah but only two heismans.

Correction.  2 Heismans and 1 your royal majesty.  Saban is just in a different league.  He’s been signing players from the royal family all along.  Chess.   

Edited by stork642

Well, I had a grand total of one fucking day to enjoy Bama squeezing the impudence out of the khaki, maize and blue.

Then this shit happens.  Despite that, I would pay good money to witness the initial encounter between counsel Moses and the insurance claim adjuster, hopefully a prissy, chinless British upper-class chap of the Monty Python Twit Olympics variety.  The Bizarro world in which His Majesty dwells must truly be in an alternate universe.  Psilocybin is a helluva drug.

Adjuster: Mr. Moses, what is the basis for your evaluation that this claim is worth seventy-four zillion Swiss francs?

Moses: Wop bop a loo bop ba lop bam boom, ipse dixit res ipsa loquitur.

Edited by Bama Llama
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