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Bottom right panel: The mounted stuffed bear on the wall has FUCK written on its chest.

9 minutes ago, bolverk said:

Bottom right panel: The mounted stuffed bear on the wall has FUCK written on its chest.

It's the fuck bear

The twatter seems to indicate that it is occupied by his son, who may be a bit of a dbag.

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'The whole place, the idea is kind of Tim Burton threw up on a canvas and it turned into a house,' he explained.

 

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Just now, TwiceHorn said:

The twatter seems to indicate that it is occupied by his son.

Then maybe his son should go see a real psychologist about...I dunno what to even call it.

Fucking weirdo owes everything he has to Oprah. Bizzaro.

You can take the man out of Wichita Falls but you can't take Wichita Falls out of the man.

bottom right panel, that hanging egg chair is around $12K I believe, but who can put a price on a suitable fuck bear chair

 

2 hours ago, Macanudo said:

Millionaire money, white trash style.

Dr. Phil was from Oklahoma, so maybe it rubbed off on the son.

Not as funny as the Dr Phil closed captioning fails though.

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This is a fountain...


I reference that old commercial from time to time and few people remember it. Probably on an old vhs from when I used to tape the Simpsons. Really would like to see it again. Was it for Louis shanks?

the sex swing by the door...

and with the guns on the wall he is set for a surly dinner party/food on the table pic

and the jizz on the floor under the pool table legs was an interesting touch

I would expect this to be a justin beiber house not dr fill

1 hour ago, LonghornJones said:

Bottom right picture has a bear that says FUCK on it.

Teddy Fuxspin

14 hours ago, bolverk said:

Bottom right panel: The mounted stuffed bear on the wall has FUCK written on its chest.

 

11 minutes ago, Sandman said:

Teddy Fuxspin

That's one fucked up Care Bear.

 

I feel like several of you would have this house if you had the coin.

batman and joker mouse statue/doll things

4 minutes ago, Bateshorn said:

I feel like several of you would have this house if you had the coin.

Agree. Sad part is is that it's a nice house, just full of stupid shit. I get being able to buy whatever you want but holy fuck. Where's the floor space? I put the over/under on the amount of times I trip over/ bump into something at 5 times per day. 

4 hours ago, SquishMitten said:

I bet Mrs. Cumsteen loves it

 

We now know where Toothless sold all her stuff!

3 hours ago, El Diablo said:

Wonder what it says on the backside of the bear.

Exit only.

6 hours ago, Bateshorn said:

I feel like several of you would have this house if you had the coin.

You're saying Johnny Manziel has several accounts on Surly?  Makes sense.

Are these people even physicians or in possession of terminal degrees in Clinical Psychology?  How did this whole thing happen?  Oprah, I guess? 

I just learned last week that David Spade, of all people (whom I consider hilarious as a comic, writer, and comedic actor) is responsible for Larry the Cable Guy.  

I consider both to be equal abominations.  

5 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Are these people even physicians or in possession of terminal degrees in Clinical Psychology?  How did this whole thing happen?  Oprah, I guess? 

I just learned last week that David Spade, of all people (whom I consider hilarious as a comic, writer, and comedic actor) is responsible for Larry the Cable Guy.  

I consider both to be equal abominations.  

Buddy of mine sat at a bar in Austin many years ago shooting the shit with Spade. Said the guy was just hilarious to hang out with in real life. 

/csb

Pretty sweet house except for all weird asian inspired sex bears and the fucked up stair rail. 

23 minutes ago, Murfdogg21 said:

Pretty sweet house except for all weird asian inspired sex bears and the fucked up stair rail. 

"The Asian Sex Bears" would be a great band name.

I dunno, I kinda like it. It knows it is ridiculous, yet still plays it with a straight face. If you could distill movies like Roadhouse or Point Break into a house, this could be the result.

Ehhh.  The money that went into that house could have been spent in much less weird ways. Could buy red brake calipers for your car and go from there.

15 hours ago, Steamboat1874 said:

Looks like a lot of blow was wasted playing pool.

Was wondering if anyone noticed that.

How can a Dr. look himself in the mirror and think "I nailed this whole father thing."

7 hours ago, El Diablo said:

Buddy of mine sat at a bar in Austin many years ago shooting the shit with Spade. Said the guy was just hilarious to hang out with in real life. 

/csb

Your friend is full of shit.  Spade is an unfunny phag.

3 hours ago, RollLeft said:

Your friend is full of shit.  Spade is an unfunny phag.

Maybe my  friend found that hilarious.

18 hours ago, BigHorn'13 said:

Agree. Sad part is is that it's a nice house, just full of stupid shit. I get being able to buy whatever you want but holy fuck. Where's the floor space? I put the over/under on the amount of times I trip over/ bump into something at 5 times per day. 

It is just a hoarder’s house done in bad taste, trying to be hip/edgy.

 

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