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3 minutes ago, txhorns said:

how do I get to fuck her?

Looks like if you miss grabbing the hair you get a second chance to catch her by the ears...

The Great Plains' Giada Laurentiis?  

Molly Yeh.   You don’t.  

Username definitely does not check out.
3 hours ago, 52-80 said:

 

Jessica Collins is about to turn 49 this upcoming April (thanks Wikipedia). This episode was in 2011, so she looked like this at around 40. Absolutely fantastic. A quick Google search provides a few juicy Skinimax scenes for those interested. 

She definitely inherited the jewbies.

55 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

I wonder if Linda Cohns rack is serviceable?  Pics later

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21 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Nice boobs, shitty stove. Fuck those electric eyes for cooking anything.

yeah, a cooking show with an electric stove from 1980? wtf.

Winona Ryder, for all the cray, has had one of the best unknown racks in Hollywood, this is from 1999:

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34 minutes ago, Bateshorn said:

Winona Ryder, for all the cray, has had one of the best unknown racks in Hollywood, this is from 1999:

 

And a big, brown beaver, I've heard.

Is there a list of the existing rack ratings that I can reference? 

3 hours ago, closetohumping said:

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Unfortunately, age and gravity is getting the better of Ms. Cohn these days.  Still would, though.  

27 minutes ago, TommyGufano said:

Is there a list of the existing rack ratings that I can reference? 

JT Method FTW.

Going old school 70s style...
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Not underrated at all. I’d give them a “D”

Cool flashback but not really in the spirit of the thread.  I mean you threw up the quintessential 1970s teenage boy room poster pic in there among other things.  Legs, smile, rack whatever....they were all rated. 

Carrie Fisher also had an excellent set when she was young.  In wishful drinking she mentioned Lucas wouldn't let her wear a bra in Star Wars.

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Not underrated at all. I’d give them a “D”

This. Her rack was never underrated. She could have her own thread.
57 minutes ago, Bateshorn said:

Carrie Fisher also had an excellent set when she was young.  In wishful drinking she mentioned Lucas wouldn't let her wear a bra in Star Wars.

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Shampoo?

5 minutes ago, 66BUFF said:

Shampoo?

Indeed.  Just barely legal.  But legal for sure.

1 hour ago, Bateshorn said:

Carrie Fisher also had an excellent set when she was young.  In wishful drinking she mentioned Lucas wouldn't let her wear a bra in Star Wars.

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Also not underrated...they were fantastic

 

3 hours ago, tantric superman said:

I'd like to walk about with Jenny A.

Best watch out for her roommate though, laddie, especially if ye be walkin about on the moors.

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4 hours ago, Surly Bevo said:

Cool flashback but not really in the spirit of the thread.  I mean you threw up the quintessential 1970s teenage boy room poster pic in there among other things. 

Myself and the OP are the only ones posting kitchen racks.

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4 hours ago, Bateshorn said:

Carrie Fisher also had an excellent set when she was young.  In wishful drinking she mentioned Lucas wouldn't let her wear a bra in Star Wars.

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That would be a #metoo deal these days..  Lucas you devil.  Not really underrated, but JLH at her hottest:

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Noooo, she got a reduction???

To be fair to the thread spirit, her tits were never underrated.  They were always a lighthouse in a sea of dark madness.  She was #1 for years.   I think underrated racks is more like the concubine from "Soylent Green."  They kinda sneak up on you.  Connelly didn't have to sneak.  Her tits announced her entry into a room the night before.  

And a big, brown beaver, I've heard.

And she strokes him all the time.

I don’t think some of you understand the thread title. Hey, how about Dolly Parton? She looks like she has some nice tits no one has ever really noticed.

I understand the disconnect with the thread title.  I’m just sure I don’t care.

8 hours ago, Red Five said:

I don’t think some of you understand the thread title. Hey, how about Dolly Parton? She looks like she has some nice tits no one has ever really noticed.

Calm down, Elton. 

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