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True Story:

  1. Texas - W2
  2. West Virginia - W1
  3. Kansas State - L1
  4. Oklahoma - L1
  5. Baylor - L2
  6. Iowa State - L2
  7. Oklahoma State - L2
  8. TCU - L2
  9. Texas Tech - L3
  10. Kansas - L4

So we have that going for us, which is nice. Thanks for shitting the bed in the bowls, Big XII teams not named Texas!

Somebody inform Kyle Umlang on Twitter.

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That's some aggy shit right there. 

I just ran the numbers, and hornian is correct.

This is an extremely hot take and should be celebrated throughout the offseason. I think I'll grab a beer and get started.

22 minutes ago, Deej said:

That's some aggy shit right there. 

It would only truly be aggy if he was making it a serious point of pride.

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2 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

It would only truly be aggy if he was making it a serious point of pride.

Ringo gets it. 

Where can I buy the ^&* #$%^ t-shirt? 

Vince said "we'll be back" and not only were we back but we won the fucking title. 

Sam said "we're back" then we lost 5 games. 

Sequels suck. 

Our defense is also ranked #1 and leads the league in fewest points allowed, this year.  

Our defense is also ranked #1 and leads the league in fewest points allowed, this year.  

Subjunctive mood, how does it work???

 

 

50 minutes ago, Junior Miller said:

Vince said "we'll be back" and not only were we back but we won the fucking title. 

Sam said "we're back" then we lost 5 games. 

Sequels suck. 

Vince made a promise, Sam made a declaration....phrasing and shit is important

2 hours ago, Deej said:

That's some aggy shit right there. 

Pay him.  Pay that man his money.

1 hour ago, utee94 said:

Subjunctive mood, how does it work???

Would that it did, my friend, would that it did.

When we snap OU's record for consecutive wins, we'll look back on those past two games as having been the start of something special. 

2 hours ago, Junior Miller said:

Vince said "we'll be back" and not only were we back but we won the fucking title. 

Sam said "we're back" then we lost 5 games. 

Sequels suck. 

soft reboots suck too

On 1/3/2020 at 12:36 PM, Fuck Tim Beck said:

This news deserves some phat beats! 

You asked for it:

 

 

2 minutes ago, Irwin F Fletcher said:

Shit fire and save the matches! We are back baby!

It's been 30 years since I heard anyone say that.

I expect cups showing this great achievement to be available next season.

10 hours ago, Irwin F Fletcher said:

Shit fire and save the matches! We are back baby!

My Dad used that saying years ago. I say it occasionally and some don't get it. Fricking millennials.

Cups hell., I want shirts that say 2-0 2-0!

On 1/3/2020 at 11:23 AM, Surly Bevo said:

Vince made a promise, Sam made a declaration....phrasing and shit is important

I declare my last toilet session a victory.

32 minutes ago, EastTexan said:

My Dad used that saying years ago. I say it occasionally and some don't get it. Fricking millennials.

“Fricking” ? That there is some SEC Rant bullshit.

On 1/3/2020 at 9:58 AM, TrashMaster G said:

It would only truly be aggy if he was making it a serious point of pride.

Yep.

Amazing how some just cannot grasp.

2 hours ago, Steamboat1874 said:

Fuck the Big XII.

I am glad all of those other fuckers lost.

And 1000% this.

1 hour ago, Armybrat said:

I declare my last toilet session a victory.

We're proud of you for making it to the toilet!

6 minutes ago, runthebone said:

We're proud of you for making it to the toilet!

I’m baaaaaaaaack!

50 minutes ago, Liquor and Poker said:

Fuck the haters.  We haven't lost a game in almost 2 months.

jason sudeikis shane GIF

6 hours ago, Armybrat said:

“Fricking” ? That there is some SEC Rant bullshit.

Fuck you, you old bastard.

edit-shitting old bastard.

Edited by EastTexan

12 minutes ago, EastTexan said:

Fuck you, you old bastard.

edit-shitting old bastard.

That’s more like Surly.

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