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  • texifornia
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    Jesus, y'all win a title and still have tissue-thin skin to even gentle joking around. Woof.

  • honolulu horn
    honolulu horn

    Apex, take it somewhere else. This is a football thread, not a "don't be a pussy, my racist jokes are actually harmless and hilarious" thread.

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On 6/6/2020 at 7:11 PM, Thiefery said:

but it just feels different this summer

Strong contender for understatement of the year.

On 6/6/2020 at 2:13 PM, Mason Ramsey said:

This is the kind of dude you want on your football team.

i love him raising arizona GIF

4 minutes ago, Burntcowboy said:

 

#MensaTom needs some speech lessons - both writing and delivering. Boring boring drone voice. Maybe study Saban, Leach, Orgeron... 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Oh, shit - $EC$EC$SEC

 

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5 minutes ago, Tex Long said:

#MensaTom needs some speech lessons - both writing and delivering. Boring boring drone voice. Maybe study Saban, Leach, Orgeron... 

Oh, shit - $EC$EC$SEC

 

As in many things, a million miles better than Charlie but far from perfect. He does yell well, at least in the speech clips they use in the team videos.

43 minutes ago, Tex Long said:

#MensaTom needs some speech lessons - both writing and delivering. Boring boring drone voice. Maybe study Saban, Leach, Orgeron... 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Oh, shit - $EC$EC$SEC

 

"oifhjAdofijeafgoa;djisafjao" - Orgeron

2 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

"oifhjAdofijeafgoa;djisafjao" - Orgeron

Dass rite, dass what we talkin' ' bout.

12 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

"oifhjAdofijeafgoa;djisafjao" - Orgeron

lol...i'll take him over your guy seven ways from Sunday.  

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I mean, was clearly referencing his mush mouth speech pattern. Not coaching abilities. Yea he might be a better football coach though, lets wait until after this season without the best OC/DC combo in college football to determine that theaux.

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9 minutes ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

lol...i'll take him over your guy seven ways from Sunday.  

Jesus, y'all win a title and still have tissue-thin skin to even gentle joking around. Woof.

8 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

I mean, was clearly referencing his mush mouth speech pattern. Not coaching abilities. Yea he might be a better football coach though, lets wait until after this season without the best OC/DC combo in college football to determine that theaux.

You're mistaken.  The octogenarian was calling the plays last year.  And they've got the playbook.  Don't need Brady when you've got his playbook.

50 minutes ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

lol...i'll take him over your guy seven ways from Sunday.  

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I'd like to lock him in a 100 degree room without AC. 

The national champion will be whoever keeps players from getting covid. This will favor deep teams even more than usual.

10 minutes ago, Red Five said:

I'd like to lock him in a 100 degree room without AC. 

Nah, already tried that, but refs stopped the game whenever they keeled over.

45 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

You're mistaken.  The octogenarian was calling the plays last year.  And they've got the playbook.  Don't need Brady when you've got his playbook.

worked for Coach Red Beaulieu

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7 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

The national champion will be whoever keeps players from getting covid. This will favor deep teams even more than usual.

Saw a blurb last day or two that says "Huh, Type O blood doesn't get this shit."

Put that along with RhNeg, and some of us are double safe.

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1 hour ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

lol...i'll take him over your guy seven ways from Sunday.  

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On 6/9/2020 at 12:35 PM, ChampionshipLevelPiss said:

Awesome pics. Great size. Looks thick. Solid. Tight.

Did you steal this from the comments section of your favorite porn site? Let me guess, something-something-goldenshower-something.com?

2 hours ago, Dbeasy said:

The national champion will be whoever keeps players from getting covid. This will favor deep teams even more than usual.

USC it is. That secondary will definitely remain at least 6 feet from everybody, all season long.

4 hours ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

lol...i'll take him over your guy seven ways from Sunday.  

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Get the fuck out.

So Cook is out....who’s up next?

From the tweet, he did something wrong. Clears up the Spur position for next year. Foster and Adimora it is. Really need a 6 prospect DB class now.

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5 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

From the tweet, he did something wrong. Clears up the Spur position for next year. Foster and Adimora it is. Really need a 6 prospect DB class now.

Doing something wrong wouldn’t elicit the “Respect my decision” though I don’t think. This kinda sucks

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1 minute ago, Hank_Hill said:

Doing something wrong wouldn’t illicit the “Respect my decision” though I don’t think. This kinda sucks

Whatta' ya mean, "kinda?"

6 hours ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

lol...i'll take him over your guy seven ways from Sunday.  

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So, you like a cheater and a liar? Good for you. 

Ahhh...after the drama of the last few months, Texas Football drama feels like a breath of fresh and welcome air. 

Why would I donate to the charity of a coach on the hot seat?!? My donation will be meaningless unless he wins 10 games

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Oh boy this is gonna get ugly, especially the Eyes bit. Still, good to have the conversations.

 

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2 minutes ago, DaysOff said:

We're not changing the fucking song

That feels like one where you can note somewhere (maybe in the black history part of the hall of fame, or in that freshman module they note) that it has a minstrelry origin, but the song itself has no actual racial content.

seems like a lot of these "demands" can/should be met, and others can be talked and negotiated with. 

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