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10 minutes ago, anacardo said:

Guys I hate to break the tenor of Surly norms, but I think things are going really well, better than we had any right to expect or hope.  

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22 minutes ago, anacardo said:

Guys I hate to break the tenor of Surly norms, but I think things are going really well, better than we had any right to expect or hope.   

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47 minutes ago, anacardo said:

Guys I hate to break the tenor of Surly norms, but I think things are going really well, better than we had any right to expect or hope.  

Herman's making moves from a weak position. Everything happening should've happened after the Sugar Bowl win. And we're still stuck with Giles. Herman is getting fired.

52 minutes ago, anacardo said:

Guys I hate to break the tenor of Surly norms, but I think things are going really well, better than we had any right to expect or hope.  

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That is one fat black pussy 

13 minutes ago, Js1 said:

That is one fat black pussy 

Call her DiAndrei and PM Vic?

3 hours ago, maninblack said:

Herman's making moves from a weak position. Everything happening should've happened after the Sugar Bowl win. And we're still stuck with Giles. Herman is getting fired.

Have any Longhorn players have declared for the NFL draft?

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13 minutes ago, Serendipitous Rendezvous said:

Are any Longhorns other than DD capable of playing in the NFL?

Devin DuVernay is a senior. I was asking about draft eligible juniors.

Devin DuVernay is a senior. I was asking about draft eligible juniors.

Sam Cosmi announced he's returning. I can't think of another non-senior that would have even a remote chance at getting drafted.
9 minutes ago, gmr548 said:


Sam Cosmi announced he's returning. I can't think of another non-senior that would have even a remote chance at getting drafted.

Thanks for your response sir.

7 hours ago, anacardo said:

Guys I hate to break the tenor of Surly norms, but I think things are going really well, better than we had any right to expect or hope.  

Checking in to say that I am still 100% Eeyore and Charlie Brown love child on next season.

21 hours ago, maninblack said:

Herman's making moves from a weak position. Everything happening should've happened after the Sugar Bowl win. And we're still stuck with Giles. Herman is getting fired.

He should've done it after year 1. People forget he was calling plays against Missouri. Instead, he preached continuity and referenced the previous 7 years of having constant turnover on one side of the ball as the culprit. We ate it up. 

By the time new year's night 2019 came around, he was percieved as validated and no one could tell him otherwise. 

1 hour ago, BigHorn'13 said:

He should've done it after year 1. People forget he was calling plays against Missouri. Instead, he preached continuity and referenced the previous 7 years of having constant turnover on one side of the ball as the culprit. We ate it up. 

By the time new year's night 2019 came around, he was percieved as validated and no one could tell him otherwise. 

Bullshit. A lot of us were consistently calling for the firing of multiple coaches even after the 2018 season. 

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5 hours ago, Burt Macklin said:

Bullshit. A lot of us were consistently calling for the firing of multiple coaches even after the 2018 season. 

I think the fire Herman thread started before he was even hired lol

Turdition and all

15 minutes ago, Zavala said:

I think the fire Herman thread started before he was even hired lol

Turdition and all

Think it might have started during Game 1 against Maryland lol

22 hours ago, gmr548 said:


Sam Cosmi announced he's returning. I can't think of another non-senior that would have even a remote chance at getting drafted.

Kind of shows where we are as a team where not a single junior would get drafted.

25 minutes ago, Assman said:

Kind of shows where we are as a team where not a single junior would get drafted.

I think 8-5 showed where we are as a team.

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31 minutes ago, Assman said:

Kind of shows where we are as a team where not a single junior would get drafted.

Sure but transition classes are always pretty hit or miss.

9 minutes ago, thepop said:

I think 8-5 showed where we are as a team.

I'm sure there are several 8-5 teams out there where > 0 juniors would get drafted.

37 minutes ago, Assman said:

I'm sure there are several 8-5 teams out there where > 0 juniors would get drafted.

Sure, but juniors getting drafted or not is just a measure of how good your 2017 class was. We had a low ranked transition class that year, although it has turned out to be a solid class of contributors. Just no elite talent outside of Sam and Sam.

51 minutes ago, thepop said:

Sure, but juniors getting drafted or not is just a measure of how good your 2017 class was. We had a low ranked transition class that year, although it has turned out to be a solid class of contributors. Just no elite talent outside of Sam and Sam.

Not too mention the best skill position player in that class never made it to campus.

18 hours ago, Burt Macklin said:

Bullshit. A lot of us were consistently calling for the firing of multiple coaches even after the 2018 season. 

Shiiiiit we hated half the hires and wanted them fired before he coached a game. 

3 hours ago, Js1 said:

Shiiiiit we hated half the hires and wanted them fired before he coached a game. 

Looks like we were right

Could be wrong but I think I heard Babers say Shanahan no interest in the college game, and they're supposed to be boys FWIW. 

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9 hours ago, TheMailBox357 said:

Kyle Shannon

 

2 minutes ago, BigHorn'13 said:

Shannon

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8 minutes ago, BigHorn'13 said:

Could be wrong but I think I heard Babers say Shanahan no interest in the college game, and they're supposed to be boys FWIW. 

I thought I read he wanted a SB ring first and would be a dream to coach at Texas / paraphrasing 

I'm assuming that the Shannahan to Texas is just a troll. I'd be curious if Shannahan has love for his alma mater at all, and what I mean by that, is watching out games, etc. I doubt it, NFL coaches are busy. What I would love would be if Tom Herman could call the guy up, ask him to watch some film, and give him the names of some bright analysts he's worked with in the NFL who might want to move to college, Joe Brady style, as a stepping stone. Would that be too much to ask?

7 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

I'm assuming that the Shannahan to Texas is just a troll. I'd be curious if Shannahan has love for his alma mater at all, and what I mean by that, is watching out games, etc. I doubt it, NFL coaches are busy. What I would love would be if Tom Herman could call the guy up, ask him to watch some film, and give him the names of some bright analysts he's worked with in the NFL who might want to move to college, Joe Brady style, as a stepping stone. Would that be too much to ask?

This would require Herman checking his ego and admitting he’s not the smartest guy in the room. Hell, Herman probably thinks Kyle should call him and get his thoughts on how to game plan for the Super Bowl.  Shannahan is one of the best football minds.  I wish we would have offered him the job to be HC at Texas when he was the OC at Atlanta.  

22 minutes ago, victory88 said:

This would require Herman checking his ego and admitting he’s not the smartest guy in the room. Hell, Herman probably thinks Kyle should call him and get his thoughts on how to game plan for the Super Bowl.  Shannahan is one of the best football minds.  I wish we would have offered him the job to be HC at Texas when he was the OC at Atlanta.  

Shanahan has pretty much been all about the NFL since early in his career. I doubt he would’ve taken the job even then. His performance in Atlanta all but guaranteed he’d become an NFL HC in short order and I doubt he would’ve passed that up to become the HC at UT. 

On 1/20/2020 at 4:01 PM, TheMailBox357 said:

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I didn't know he ended up at Ohio State. Talk about failing up.

24 minutes ago, gmr548 said:

I didn't know he ended up at Ohio State. Talk about failing up.

If you consider an Ohio State degree failing up, I guess. I’d call it a wash at best. 

Dad, I want to go to Ohio State. 

Son, have you ever considered joining the army? Maybe see the middle east a bit. Learn some things. Then come back and let’s see where you’re at with your college choices. 

16 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

If you consider an Ohio State degree failing up, I guess. I’d call it a wash at best. 

Ohio State is not a wash with WVU in either the football or academic world. Maybe in couch burning.

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30 minutes ago, gmr548 said:

Ohio State is not a wash with WVU in either the football or academic world. Maybe in couch burning.

I bet you are a blast at parties, gmr838373$2&201

1 minute ago, Bevo VIII said:


Irony

Incorrect. Of course, I wouldn’t attend a party that invited the likes of you, so you’ll have to live in ignorance. 

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