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3:35pm  ABC/ESPN

Texans -2.5

JJ Watt has been activated and is good to go for this game. We'll see if Watson has a better outing this year than he did last year.

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6 minutes ago, clapclapclap said:

Buffalo can handle -32

Shut it down 

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Also, is it required that the Texans play the first game of wild card weekend when they make it? Every single time they have made the playoffs, they always get the early game on the Saturday of wild card weekend.

Also, is it required that the Texans play the first game of wild card weekend when they make it? Every single time they have made the playoffs, they always get the early game on the Saturday of wild card weekend.


They’re not generally a prime time draw and certainly not when playing fucking Buffalo.
58 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

Also, is it required that the Texans play the first game of wild card weekend when they make it? Every single time they have made the playoffs, they always get the early game on the Saturday of wild card weekend.

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No respect

1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

Also, is it required that the Texans play the first game of wild card weekend when they make it? Every single time they have made the playoffs, they always get the early game on the Saturday of wild card weekend.

Win some fucking championships (or even get to one) and it might change.

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1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

Also, is it required that the Texans play the first game of wild card weekend when they make it? Every single time they have made the playoffs, they always get the early game on the Saturday of wild card weekend.

It's really the AFC South champ that always gets this slot. Just so happens Texans have won it 6 of the last 9 years. 

3 minutes ago, HoustonFrog said:

Puss Fuller out today

Soft as Charmin. 

1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

Also, is it required that the Texans play the first game of wild card weekend when they make it? Every single time they have made the playoffs, they always get the early game on the Saturday of wild card weekend.

Win some playoff games, earn more national attention and Texans will get better time slots in the future.

If Texans can't beat Buffalo at home today, O'Brien should be on the Coaches Hot Seat next year...

So what quarter does Watt reinjure himself?

5 minutes ago, Lat22 said:

So what quarter does Watt reinjure himself?

It's gonna be 19-13 with the Bills driving deep in the 4th quarter, and Watt is gonna get the strip sack and fumble recovery to ice it bah gawd. 

Alright, come on Texans. In my Andre Johnson jersey at a firefighters bar in Brooklyn surrounded by the strongest accents known to mankind. Beat the fuck outta Buffalo.

This is one of those games I want both teams to win, but gotta back the Texans.

Lamar Allen. 

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Lavar's the limp wristed javalin thrower.

Was looking for that thread by The Virginian about Josh Allen.  Couldn't find it.

JFC, Allen has wheels

3 hours ago, clapclapclap said:

Buffalo can handle -32

Too soon.

 

Buffalo didn't come to play, they came to win.

Why the fuck did they build a stadium with a retractable roof if they never, ever open it?

Just now, XYZ said:

Why the fuck did they build a stadium with a retractable roof if they never, ever open it?

Ask Charlie Pallilo 

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Love an aggressive gameplan/start/ 
Pshhh. I prefer to start slow and conservative. Clap clap clap

These Baker commercials are sweeter now that he's failed.

Josh Allen is a fucking gamer. I don’t care what anyone says. He isn’t very accurate, but I think he has a lot of promise if he can stay healthy 

1 minute ago, youdunnf'dup said:

Josh Allen is a fucking gamer. I don’t care what anyone says. He isn’t very accurate, but I think he has a lot of promise if he can stay healthy 

Lol he doesn't have a chance running QB sweep and reverse pass-back to him every play.

I hope Whitney breaks em.

4 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

Bill O'Brien outcoached? No way.

This is all that needs to be said 

That opening Bills drive was fucking outstanding. I went back and watched it again just because it was so beautiful. Different looks and guys in motion on every play, creative play calling, and every single call worked. Gorgeous drive to open the game.

Watson running for his life.

Watson doing Watson things.

Gonna be a hall of famer if he ever gets a real coach.

1 minute ago, RPM said:

Watson running for his life.

 

Yep, scrambling all over the place

Holding then Pass interference

Pretty funny how you can waste a challenge and timeout on these no-calls now. A big fuck you to these officials.

Why do coaches still challenge for interference?

BoB just wasted a challenge.

They aren’t going to overturn this

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