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1 minute ago, ClubWhatever said:

Why do people think Watson is good?

I got crucified last year for saying this same thing. He's not terrible but there is not much special about him. His pocket awareness sucks and he looks to take off and move around way too much. 

at least dallas sucked so bad that they did everyone the favor of not shitting up another weekend. houston should've followed dallas' path. 

holy shit this is hard to watch.

Just now, The_Great_Hornsby said:

Texans are a cute regular season team but when the going gets tough they turn into the aggies of the NFL lol

Spoiler alert: theyve always been aggy of the nfl

Watson is pretty good. This game planning is terrible though. 

Cant believe i used to have season tickets to this shitshow 

 

*in 2009-2011

 

then i realized what this organization really is: an embarrassment to the whole fucking state

4 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

Why do people think Watson is good?

He’s no Josh Allen. 

so buff is using allen like houston should be using watson. instead houston tries to make him a drop back passer.

square peg, meet round hole.

Bills have made excellent use of motion in this game. Bills are coaching circles around the Texans staff. 

Just now, GreenspointTexas said:

Cant believe i used to have season tickets to this shitshow 

 

*in 2009-2011

 

then i realized what this organization really is: an embarrassment to the whole fucking state

Hey! They beat the Bengals twice!!!

Just now, Jive Turkey said:

He’s no Josh Allen. 

To be fair, the Texans are getting zero pressure. Buffalo's OL is playing great. Watson is running for his life. 

Just now, XYZ said:

Did nobody tell Watson that there’s this thing called the forward pass in football?

Yeah maybe if he had a coach or recievers other than Watson.

They haven't stretched the field once.

Ref = best defensive play all game

2 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Cant believe i used to have season tickets to this shitshow 

 

*in 2009-2011

 

then i realized what this organization really is: an embarrassment to the whole fucking state

For a state that prides itself as having football as king neither NFL team has done anything in playoffs in 25 years

1 minute ago, Jive Turkey said:

Both NFL teams in Texas are gonna be looking for new head coaches. 

I believe their GMs are more of the issue?

12 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

Cowboys have bandwagon fans? Lmao. Yeah because a franchise with 4 total playoff wins and zero conference championships in 25 years definitely has so many people jumping on the bandwagon...

So so so many 80s holdouts. And they poisoned their kids.

Just now, Tommy Shelby said:

For a state that prides itself as having football as king neither NFL team has done anything in playoffs in 25 years

The college teams rarely do shit either. 

1 hour ago, crash_davis said:

so buff is using allen like houston should be using watson. instead houston tries to make him a drop back passer.

square peg, meet round hole.

And it's compounded by the fact that even Tom Brady couldn't do much from a 1.2 second pocket.

Houston's offensive staff has the collective brain power of a sack of hammers.

Just now, Tommy Shelby said:

For a state that prides itself as having football as king neither NFL team has done anything in playoffs in 25 years

Shit homie it’s been a lost decade for college and NFL teams in this state. 

Ok... Break the bad mojo for Texans..

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              Here We Go!!

The Cowboys were pretty good this year but had some shitty luck. With the right hire they could do really well next season. 

Answer--Godot, The Great Pumpkin, and the Houston Texans in the playoffs.

Question-Name three things people wait for that never show up.

1 minute ago, Tommy Shelby said:

For a state that prides itself as having football as king neither NFL team has done anything in playoffs in 25 years

At least the cowboys have history and have won the big one multiple times

 

the texans have jj watt and a clay walker fight song

Kenny slow ass Trills Stills

Now Hopkins trying to do too much to have this shitty team and fumbles.

fucking lulz. i was thinking he's holding it like a loaf of bread and then oops.

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4 minutes ago, Zavala said:

Yeah maybe if he had a coach or recievers other than Watson.

They haven't stretched the field once.

Overthrew Stills. And had a receiver wide open underneath that would have easily gotten the first down and more. Coaching or not, he's been horrible in his first 2 playoff games.

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