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Unwatchable.

Hopkins and Watson should hold out

That shouldn’t be a flag on Houston.  Guy was never touched. He was a live runner. 

Bill "O points" Brian

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Just now, The_Great_Hornsby said:

Is BIll gonna get fired? 

No, he won the division

I want to go over to the Texans season thread, but I’ll abstain.

Just now, The_Great_Hornsby said:

Is BIll gonna get fired? 

Yeah they probably gonna hire Garret and put Rick Smith back in at GM lulz

Just now, The_Great_Hornsby said:

Is BIll gonna get fired? 

The GM has full confidence in him so I’d say no

Just now, Lat22 said:

I want to go over to the Texans season thread, but I’ll abstain.

Seasons over

Just now, GreenspointTexas said:

Jj watt is the new tim tebow of the nfl

new?  He's had a tebow-like love of tv cameras for a long, long time.

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Just now, GreenspointTexas said:

Jj watt is the new tim tebow of the nfl

Both of them are corny as fuck.

Funny how the Texans never seem to miss a beat when Watt misses time, which is often...

Score on this drive or it's ballgame. 

Just now, Vic Mackey said:

Buffalo still can't put them away....

Texans have to score on the next drive though. 

Just now, GreenspointTexas said:

Jj watt is the new tim tebow of the nfl

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1 minute ago, Tommy Shelby said:

No, he won the division

So did Garrett last year and he nearly did this year. If you cant win a playoff game with this dude, why keep him? 

Let's see if the Texans go three and out again.

They ran the ball a little last drive

The Texans are the Dallas Cowboys of professional football

TJ got a nice little snack sitting next to him

Those lip injections are not good. Yikes

Just now, gecko said:

The Texans are the Dallas Cowboys of professional football

Oh cool, when did they win their 5 super bowls? In your dreams? 

Wow great update on Twitter in game, it's almost like being on Twitter when watching the game! Thanks Disney!

Why are they not in hurry up no huddle?

1 minute ago, Dnaguy said:

Those lip injections are not good. Yikes

Yeah that bitch looked like she starrs into the mirror a lot and asks the doctor to micro manage her face to death

1 minute ago, The_Great_Hornsby said:

Oh cool, when did they win their 5 super bowls? In your dreams? 

And how many of the Cowboy's players were alive for theirs?

Wow just run the fucking ball and it works amazing

These fuck boys are gonna go for 2 huh

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Houston still can win this game. A TD here would be huge. Hell even a FG would be somewhat of a success although not desired.

Just now, Tommy Shelby said:

And how many of the Cowboy's players were alive for theirs?

That wasnt the question lol. Texans are the Lions/Jaguars of the NFL. A cute season every so often and then dog shit per par when it matters. 

Beautiful pass and catch!

6 minutes ago, The_Great_Hornsby said:

So did Garrett last year and he nearly did this year. If you cant win a playoff game with this dude, why keep him? 

I was being sarcastic, though it's hard to read that over the internet especially when both teams have been mediocre for years

3 minutes ago, The_Great_Hornsby said:

Oh cool, when did they win their 5 super bowls? In your dreams? 

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1 minute ago, Zavala said:

These fuck boys are gonna go for 2 huh

That is the correct call. No difference in being down 9 or down 10. It's almost the 4th. You absolutely go for 2.

Just now, Zavala said:

Yeah that bitch looked like she starrs into the mirror a lot and asks the doctor to micro manage her face to death

Her Laredo plastic surgery is showing

Touchdown Watson!

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