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I'm from Shirk Brothers. Your name came up in the drawing. We work today.

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That's good. Where is Brad? 

Oh, south of France I think. 

Well, shouldn't he be here?

Oh, Brad is the executive plumber. We do all the work.

Thanks to the jogging, I can lift him into the ambulance .

the union forces me to allow you to go to lunch in spite of the way you've played.  those of you with consciences will not be able to eat.  and those whose consciences match your talents, go stuff yourselves, i hope you choke.

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It turns out Carlos was Hitler’s pool man.

maybe she'll be flattered?!

no, in fact, considering your act, i think i can guarantee a giant lawsuit.

how bout debbie reynolds?

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For a movie with great physical comedy, I’d forgotten how many good lines are in there.


"That is such a dumb idea. Sometimes it amazes me you ever passed the bar."

"I'm not surprised. You've never passed a bar in your life."


"You are so much less attractive when I'm sober."


"Thank goodness it's not that often."

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