January 5, 20205 yr Guess I will start a new thread. Finally got up in those guts this year. Wife surprised me and actually instigated some freaky deaky last night.
January 6, 20205 yr Three times so far this year. I wish the wife would be willing to keep up this pace all year long. I’m sure I’m about to go on a lengthy dry spell though.
January 6, 20205 yr Another sad annual thread. Its January 5th and 3 times so far with my wife that I got married on the day of the Bush Push.
January 6, 20205 yr If 2019 was any kind of predictor then my 2020 will probably look a lot like this...
January 6, 20205 yr 1 hour ago, markstanco said: Another sad annual thread. Its January 5th and 3 times so far with my wife that I got married on the day of the Bush Push. You got married during football season?? I'll bet your guest hated you. I didn't have a lot of rules about our wedding, but one of them was it was going to happen during the late summer. Edited January 6, 20205 yr by Hate
January 6, 20205 yr 8 hours ago, YoungCounty said: Three times so far this year. I wish the wife would be willing to keep up this pace all year long. I’m sure I’m about to go on a lengthy dry spell though. This is where I'm at. Twice so far this weekend, but she was horny after New Years last year too.
January 6, 20205 yr 9 hours ago, Hate said: You got married during football season?? I'll bet your guest hated you. I didn't have a lot of rules about our wedding, but one of them was it was going to happen during the late summer. Well, we got married at Vintage Villas near Lakeway, and I wasnt doing that in the summer. She wanted an outdoor wedding.
January 6, 20205 yr 1 hour ago, markstanco said: Well, we got married at Vintage Villas near Lakeway, and I wasnt doing that in the summer. She wanted an outdoor wedding. We were the first couple to be married there. They hadn't quite finished construction which included no air conditioning on a warm June 14th. We got a nice discount but jesus it was hot in a tux.
January 6, 20205 yr This is where I'm at. Twice so far this weekend, but she was horny after New Years last year too. So who’s the guy she tells you not to worry about that you’ve been hanging out with the past 2 New Years?
January 6, 20205 yr Well, we got married at Vintage Villas near Lakeway, and I wasnt doing that in the summer. She wanted an outdoor wedding. We did ours outdoors in late July in Austin. We were at what used the be the Shoreline Grill down by the Four Seasons. It was hot as fuck, but nobody missed a football game. I’ve had friends get married on during March Madness (the legendary Duke-UK game), during the NBA playoffs, and during football season. You know what happens?? The bride gets pissed when she looks up and nobody is dancing or even in the “banquet room” because everyone is at the bar watching the game.
January 6, 20205 yr 7 minutes ago, Hate said: I’ve had friends get married on during March Madness (the legendary Duke-UK game), I was at a wedding that night as well! We were watching it just before the wedding IIR, so it must have been an afternoon game.
January 7, 20205 yr We did ours outdoors in late July in Austin. We were at what used the be the Shoreline Grill down by the Four Seasons. It was hot as fuck, but nobody missed a football game. I’ve had friends get married on during March Madness (the legendary Duke-UK game), during the NBA playoffs, and during football season. You know what happens?? The bride gets pissed when she looks up and nobody is dancing or even in the “banquet room” because everyone is at the bar watching the game. Try December 7, 1996. Married before kick-off. Watched the game at the bar pre reception (quartet was thinking wtf), all had the best time, bride included. Everyone got what they wanted. With quick thinking and planning... Sweated that decision at the time, as no one thought we would be on the CCG the year before. Or win. And and everyone lived happily ever after!
January 7, 20205 yr 8 hours ago, markstanco said: I was at a wedding that night as well! We were watching it just before the wedding IIR, so it must have been an afternoon game. It was also the day of a Texas home game, so congratulations dipshits. You had 45 or 46 weekends to choose from and you chose poorly.
January 7, 20205 yr It was also the day of a Texas home game, so congratulations dipshits. You had 45 or 46 weekends to choose from and you chose poorly. Yea her grandma had cancer (not kidding) so we planned it in 7 months. Completely not trying to make you feel bad since you didnt know but family comes first. March of 06 was the original goal.
January 7, 20205 yr Also, I agree. I dont do fall weddings. Approaching 50 years old I dont go any longer but 25 years ago I agree....october and november weddings, you have little chance of seeing me.
January 7, 20205 yr Just now, Sam Lin said: Wedding scheduling talk not going away. Exactly! Not sure what weddings and marriages have to do with getting laid.
January 7, 20205 yr The GF is the most rational woman that I've ever met. She's super cool, but she's still a woman. Sometimes she does shit that would have made me ragey had my ex-wife done it 15 years ago. Then I remember that "oh yeah, she gave me a BJ this morning...it's all good". She can do pretty much whatever she wants, and as long as I've had my balls drained recently, I'm ok with it.
January 7, 20205 yr Exactly! Not sure what weddings and marriages have to do with getting laid. There’s an inverse relationship
January 7, 20205 yr There’s an inverse relationshipFor some people that choose poorly. I chose wisely and still get sexed 2 times a week at least after 24 years together.
January 7, 20205 yr Exactly! Not sure what weddings and marriages have to do with getting laid. I got laid when Texas beat colorado and shortly after the bush push.So there is that.
January 7, 20205 yr I thought I had it wrapped up last night but apparently "my feet are too cold" for it to have happened. That was a new one.
January 7, 20205 yr 8 hours ago, Hellraiser97 said: 2019 was a barren, barren year. 2020 better fucking rock. Username checks out
January 7, 20205 yr Currently seeing a Brazilian exchange student. 2-3 times /day has been the norm for the past week. Life doesn't suck.
January 7, 20205 yr Author Currently seeing a Brazilian exchange student. 2-3 times /day has been the norm for the past week. Life doesn't suck. [emoji867]
January 7, 20205 yr Wife initiated last night. I was sleepy but you can't turn those down. That makes 5 times so far this year, off to a good start.
January 7, 20205 yr Our intention was to start 2020 with a bang (and some bangin’), but this year is a total bust. Wife was in the ER on the 1st. Had surgery on the 3rd. Been healing ever since, and then I leave all of next week. After that is a Vegas trip, so...possibilities? Fingers crossed. No pics, ya savages.
January 7, 20205 yr 8 hours ago, Hank_Hill said: Currently seeing a Brazilian exchange student. 2-3 times /day has been the norm for the past week. Life doesn't suck. And none of the rest of us are seeing her, because you're not following the rules.
January 7, 20205 yr 2 hours ago, After irth said: Our intention was to start 2020 with a bang (and some bangin’), but this year is a total bust. Wife was in the ER on the 1st. Had surgery on the 3rd. Been healing ever since, and then I leave all of next week. After that is a Vegas trip, so...possibilities? Fingers crossed. No pics, ya savages. Damn. Surgery too? That's some bangin', man.... (seriously, hope she's OK- sucks to be sick when no one is around to help)
January 7, 20205 yr 15 minutes ago, NWBuck said: And none of the rest of us are seeing her, because you're not following the rules. Someone teach me how to spoiler
January 7, 20205 yr Just now, Hank_Hill said: Someone teach me how to spoiler Spoiler If you're not on tapa, it's that eyeball thing when you go to type a comment.
January 7, 20205 yr 4 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said: Someone teach me how to spoiler You can also type the following on tapa but remove the spaces. [s p o i l e r] whatever you want to post [/s p o i l e r] Edited January 7, 20205 yr by Hate
January 8, 20205 yr 2 hours ago, Hank_Hill said: Reveal hidden contents Life's tight Don't even care if that's really her or not. Well done.
January 8, 20205 yr 1 hour ago, ulukinatme said: Don't even care if that's really her or not. Well done. Real, spectacular, etc.
January 8, 20205 yr 13 hours ago, Hank_Hill said: Currently seeing a Brazilian exchange student. 2-3 times /day has been the norm for the past week. Life doesn't suck. Gostosa
January 8, 20205 yr 9 hours ago, Sandman said: Wife initiated last night. I was sleepy but you can't turn those down. That makes 5 times so far this year, off to a good start. Exxxxxxxit liiiiiiiiiiiiiight. Ennnnnnnnnnnter, vagiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnne? 7 hours ago, After irth said: Our intention was to start 2020 with a bang. I tried that line once with an ex, got this Spoiler 4 hours ago, Hank_Hill said: Hide contents Life's tight Nice fucking hangers. Tell her mullet said "bonita boooooonduhhhhhh"
January 8, 20205 yr Humble brag. Wife texted me a bit ago. No hi or hello or whatnot. Just wanna have sex? Assuming the deal gets done later this evening, it will be 6 times in 8 days.
January 8, 20205 yr 2 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said: Humble brag. Wife texted me a bit ago. No hi or hello or whatnot. Just wanna have sex? Assuming the deal gets done later this evening, it will be 6 times in 8 days. On a serious note, I've found that it works that way for women. The more sex they have, the more that they want sex. If they shut it down, they tend to stay shut down.
January 8, 20205 yr 5 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said: Humble brag. Wife texted me a bit ago. No hi or hello or whatnot. Just wanna have sex? Assuming the deal gets done later this evening, it will be 6 times in 8 days. She dialed the wrong number?
January 9, 20205 yr On 1/7/2020 at 7:22 AM, Hank_Hill said: Currently seeing a Brazilian exchange student. 2-3 times /day has been the norm for the past week. Life doesn't suck. Paulo?
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