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On 1/7/2020 at 4:39 PM, Hank_Hill said:
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Life's tight

That's a nice butthole.

1 hour ago, Hate said:

That's a nice butthole.

Boba Fett would agree.

Unmedicated? She's a miracle worker


I’m so proud of you...and yet I also hate you so so much. Carry on
15 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

Does she give up the pooper?

It’s been discussed

Does she give up the pooper?
Did you miss the Brazilian part of his post?
44 minutes ago, DCA_HORN said:
16 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:
Does she give up the pooper?

Did you miss the Brazilian part of his post?

'tis part of why I asked

 

Wife got a new job, so we celebrated last night. This has been a great month so far.

31 minutes ago, Sandman said:

Wife got a new job, so we celebrated last night. This has been a great month so far.

Taking her work home with her, eh? 

Edited by Prepuce of Doom
Sorry, couldn't resist...

On 1/8/2020 at 9:24 PM, Kel Varnsen said:

7 day New Years Cruise. Got up in it 3 times during said cruise. 

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Helped the Brazilian choose swimwear this morning between patients, which obviously led to a nooner when I got off.

Brazilian chick in a new bikini and no ass shot?

You need to go back and check his previous post with the spoiler...seriously!

You need to go back and check his previous post with the spoiler...seriously!
Oh I did and was much appreciated. There's something about a brazilian bikini that's almost better than a bare ass shot though.
11 minutes ago, DCA_HORN said:
23 minutes ago, Hate said:

You need to go back and check his previous post with the spoiler...seriously!

Oh I did and was much appreciated. There's something about a brazilian bikini that's almost better than a bare ass shot though.

Let’s just agree to disagree 

29 minutes ago, DCA_HORN said:

There's something about a brazilian bikini that's almost better than a bare ass shot though.

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4 hours ago, Hank_Hill said:

B190-A84-C-A280-4835-8077-B2-A253-B202-F
 

Helped the Brazilian choose swimwear this morning between patients, which obviously led to a nooner when I got off.

Fake news.  No fuzzy legs or dark pubes peaking out from the panties.  Not Brazilian 

left thigh is longer than the right one, WNB

Edited by mulletpelini
just like my year so far

1 hour ago, tfoolry said:

Fake news.  No fuzzy legs or dark pubes peaking out from the panties.  Not Brazilian 

Fully lasered. 

On 1/10/2020 at 8:54 PM, tfoolry said:

Fake news.  No fuzzy legs or dark pubes peaking out from the panties.  Not Brazilian 

 

On 1/10/2020 at 10:25 PM, Hank_Hill said:

Fully lasered. 

Seriously. It's like folks don't know what a Brazilian is anymore. 

16 hours ago, NWBuck said:

 

Seriously. It's like folks don't know what a Brazilian is anymore. 

on a serious note, the "Brazilian wax" originated in NYC. 

25 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

on a serious note, the "Brazilian wax" originated in NYC. 

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13 minutes ago, mulletpelini said:

I'm going for it tonight.  Wish me luck.

 

 

reconnected with an ex and she damn wore me out this weekend. pictures of her vag should be in museums, it's perfect 

17 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

reconnected with an ex and she damn wore me out this weekend. pictures of her vag should be in museums, it's perfect 

Rules.

Edited by Francisco 2.0

29 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Rules.

50, fit, no kids = pure gold 

9 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

50, fit, no kids = pure gold 

no kids? as in never had?  She will fuck the shit out of you bro

because she's fucking crazy garnteed

3 minutes ago, mulletpelini said:

no kids? as in never had?  She will fuck the shit out of you bro

because she's fucking crazy garnteed

No update from your date?

negative ghostrider the pattern is full on denial.  Truth be told, I showered up prior, got to bed, she was already passed out.

1 hour ago, Armybrat said:

Why, would that make a difference?

Listen to army brat, he’s pre med !

On 1/7/2020 at 1:04 AM, mulletpelini said:

I thought I had it wrapped up last night but apparently "my feet are too cold" for it to have happened.  That was a new one.

Really not a good start to the year when so far Tim Tebow is getting more than you.

Knock out 2020 this weekend.  Probably peaked too early and hit my quota for the year (married 24 years). 

See you guys in 2021...

This might be my longest consecutive streak ever. Curious who’s going to tap out first.

20 minutes ago, 4th and 5 said:

I eagerly await another @Hank_Hill update

My only new media comes with a side of my penis in it so I’ll spare y’all from that.

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