January 6, 20205 yr no good coaches want to work for Jones - they don't really have much to choose from unless they are actually going to back away from micromanaging everything about the team.
January 6, 20205 yr 34 minutes ago, Zavala said: no good coaches want to work for Jones - they don't really have much to choose from unless they are actually going to back away from micromanaging everything about the team. This is overblown bullshit IMO.
January 6, 20205 yr 2 hours ago, Underdog said: Ginger pulling an Andy Dufresne and barricading himself in his office blasting Air Supply LPs on the intercom at The Star. Repeated butt raping will do that to a man....
January 6, 20205 yr 1 hour ago, Huckleberry said: I would have to think that all 32 NFL teams at this point have a game theory assistant position who basically studies nothing but that shit above (punting and forfeiting 10% win probability) and has access to the head coach on gamedays, right? Right? No because 24 or so of the NFL franchises are run by moronic meat heads that luck into success against other moronic meat heads another four are run by moronic meat heads with good instincts and the remainder have intelligent people in control.
January 6, 20205 yr You know what will be different for MM in Dallas? He’ll have to depend on Dax, not Rodgers, to bail him out.
January 6, 20205 yr McCarthy apparently spent his year away from coaching intensely consuming analytics and carbohydrates.
January 6, 20205 yr Thread title is blasphemous. Bret Bielema is the official fat fucking retard around here.
January 7, 20205 yr 1 hour ago, Dennis Taylor said: meanwhile, this guy gets ready for the second round as de facto GM as well as chief bumbler of all things clock management related BoB isn't terrible. He's a bumbling idiot at times like you say, but in general he's consistent and gets effort out of his players. Plus he has a budding superstar under center to make up for some of the bullshit.
January 7, 20205 yr 2 hours ago, MNLonghornFUKM said: I would've also accepted "Fuck you Mike McCarthy, you fat fucking retard" as a thread title Indeed.
January 7, 20205 yr The best thing about Mike McCarthy is that he's not Marvin Lewis. What a shitshow.
January 7, 20205 yr 1 hour ago, ztejas said: As a Texans fan, whenever I think of Bill O'Brien's future and potentially replacing him I think of Mike McCarthy. I'm not sure McCarthy was ever a good coach. At times he's probably been an above average coach. But he managed to coach for a franchise with a phenomenal winning culture and lucked into having one of the greatest quarterbacks of all time under center. I guess that was enough to stumblefuck into winning a superbowl. If BoB wins in Houston it will be 98% because of Deshaun. McCarthy winning in GB was at least 90% Rodgers. I'm not saying Deshaun is that good. He probably isn't. And Cowboys fans are welcome to flame me when I say that I'm pretty convinced at this point that Dak isn't that good. This Cowboys team most likely needs a little bit more at the HC spot. Garrett to Fat Mike seems lateral. The elephant in the room is obviously still Jerry. The HC might not matter until Jerruh is six feet under. I'd like to see the Cowboys be good. I'm largely indifferent about their success but I don't hate on them like so many do. Living in Texas, especially Dallas, it's fun when they're good and potential contenders. Unfortunately with Fat Mike I sense more 9-7, ho hum first/second round exits. Those of you that stick with the Cowboys through thick and thin are better men than I am. When people say the Packers winning the Super Bowl was 90% Rodgers, how come he never made it back even one time? You can't have it both ways. Can't trash a coach for riding the coat tails of his QB and then tell me this QB is one of the best of all time. So why does Rodgers have the same SB appearances as Dilfer, Brad Johnson, Matt Hasselbeck, Cam Newton and the list goes on. Hell, Eli Manning has been and won twice. Why is McCarthy trashed but Sean Payton praised to the high heavens? Both are exactly the same coaches. Down to the questionable playcalling and clock management issues. And this is coming from someone who thinks this hire is very meh. But McCarthy was also able to resurrect Favre's career. He was absolute garbage and dead in the water before McCarthy got there. He threw 29 picks in 2005 or 2006. Something Winston gets trashed for. And he parlayed that resurrection into going to the Vikings and taking them one play away from the Super Bowl. Also, people need to tap the brakes heavily on Rodgers and how much of a god he is. Same for Brees.
January 7, 20205 yr We probably win the NFC East this year with him instead of Garrett. Doesn't say much other than just how shitty Garrett was.
January 7, 20205 yr 1 hour ago, ztejas said: BoB isn't terrible. Agreed. "Terrible" isn't a strong enough word.
January 7, 20205 yr 1 hour ago, Deej said: We probably win the NFC East this year with him instead of Garrett. Doesn't say much other than just how shitty Garrett was. I mean, yeah, but Zeke and 21 kids from the Y should have been able to win the NFC East this year.
January 7, 20205 yr 50 minutes ago, C-Man said: This is overblown bullshit IMO. Oh yeah I'm sure Urban Meyer is really wanting to come into the NFL to get told what to do by this turd
January 7, 20205 yr 25 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said: When people say the Packers winning the Super Bowl was 90% Rodgers, how come he never made it back even one time? You can't have it both ways. Can't trash a coach for riding the coat tails of his QB and then tell me this QB is one of the best of all time. So why does Rodgers have the same SB appearances as Dilfer, Brad Johnson, Matt Hasselbeck, Cam Newton and the list goes on. Hell, Eli Manning has been and won twice. Why is McCarthy trashed but Sean Payton praised to the high heavens? Both are exactly the same coaches. Down to the questionable playcalling and clock management issues. And this is coming from someone who thinks this hire is very meh. But McCarthy was also able to resurrect Favre's career. He was absolute garbage and dead in the water before McCarthy got there. He threw 29 picks in 2005 or 2006. Something Winston gets trashed for. And he parlayed that resurrection into going to the Vikings and taking them one play away from the Super Bowl. Also, people need to tap the brakes heavily on Rodgers and how much of a god he is. Same for Brees. People who praise Sean Payton don't know what they are talking about. He and McCarthy have both underachieved in the same way, despite talented teams led by firsts ballot HOF quarterbacks. Rodgers led them to a Superbowl but never returned because McCarthy ran the exact same shit over and over without change, just like Garrett. Of course they always had the Cowboys' number because they were even more predictable. Edited January 7, 20205 yr by DougO
January 7, 20205 yr 1 hour ago, TheFlyingBoat said: No because 24 or so of the NFL franchises are run by moronic meat heads that luck into success against other moronic meat heads another four are run by moronic meat heads with good instincts and the remainder have intelligent people in control. You are of course correct. American sports are not created to care about winning, they are businesses first and foremost.
January 7, 20205 yr 55 minutes ago, StruggleBus said: Thread title is blasphemous. Bret Bielema is the official fat fucking retard around here. One could argue that the thread title actually solidifies Bielema as the official fat fucking retard. The position of official fat fucking retard is defined by the existence of additional, less qualified fat fucking retards.
January 7, 20205 yr 1 hour ago, DougO said: The best thing about Mike McCarthy is that he's not Marvin Lewis. What a shitshow. And those are the only two he interviewed. How nuts is that?
January 7, 20205 yr I wonder what the analytics were telling Doug Peterson on Sunday when he went for it twice on 4th down without making it when 2 FG's would have brought the Eagles to within one score at the end of the game. I'm not a huge fan of the hire, but next year we will have someone else on the sideline other than Jason Garrett. For the first time in a long time, there is some hope in Dallas. Am I confident that MM can get it done? No, but that's more a reflection of how I think the team is going to be constructed more than anything else. The OL is getting older and has been a bit overrated, the defense has not been all that good, and we are going to be up against the cap after the new contracts for Cooper and Dak. There are some glaring holes that need to be filled and there will be limited resources with which to fill them. But at least I won't see the Ginger clapping on the sidelines next year. That's worth something.
January 7, 20205 yr I don’t give a shit what Dallas does as long as Jerry is alive and running the show. I was a cowboys fan all my life until my hatred for that guy became stronger than my fondness for the team. Fuck Jerry Jones. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Pro
January 7, 20205 yr Somehow I feel like there’s something blacklab’s not telling us. It’s like he’s holding back
January 7, 20205 yr I’m here for the “McCarthy relinquishes playcalling duties” headlines. Play the hits
January 7, 20205 yr 6 hours ago, CurlyDumps said: Giants, Panthers, and Browns fans breathed a collective sigh of relief when this shitty retread was taken off the market. It's Cleveland.....they're going to botch their hire regardless.
January 7, 20205 yr 1 hour ago, gecko said: Somehow I feel like there’s something blacklab’s not telling us. It’s like he’s holding back Mike Mccarthy and Kevin Morgan share the same starting letter of their last name.
January 7, 20205 yr 4 hours ago, Zavala said: Oh yeah I'm sure Urban Meyer is really wanting to come into the NFL to get told what to do by this turd You're forgetting that Urban seemed to be openly campaigning for the job just a few weeks ago.
January 7, 20205 yr You're forgetting that Urban seemed to be openly campaigning for the job just a few weeks ago.Fuck Urban Meyer. I’m glad he won’t be in Arlington coaching the Cowboys. He’s a couple of losses away from a “health” situation anyway. I’d rather he be in the sidelines in case UT loses 3 games again runs next year.
January 7, 20205 yr I wonder who was the top and who was the bottom in Jerruh and Mike's sleepover last night
January 7, 20205 yr Even if he pans out better than we think he will, I want to embrace this “fat mike” nickname. I don’t know how I’ve never heard it, but it’s perfect.
January 7, 20205 yr Did not know that blacklab was a cowboys fan. I hate the hire but I hope this post ages poorly.
January 7, 20205 yr 15 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said: This actually makes me happy we have Bruce Arians Yes but you have to watch the Bucs every week...
January 7, 20205 yr Just now, Vic Mackey said: Yes but you have to watch the Bucs every week... Yep, which sucks. It's not just the Bucs, it's having to watch the abortion known as Jameis.
January 7, 20205 yr 1 minute ago, Spider2YBanana said: Yep, which sucks. It's not just the Bucs, it's having to watch the abortion known as Jameis. He's a modern day Brett Favre. Just without the winning.
January 7, 20205 yr 8 hours ago, C-Man said: This is overblown bullshit IMO. I disagree. What do you have to support your position? I have the fact that Dallas just hired an unemployed, retread, fat, fucking retard.
January 7, 20205 yr Well, given that it's Jerryville, McCarthy is probably about as good as we could expect. I'm not holding my breath for a Super Bowl with Jerry's Boys, so I'll wait at least a few games before calling McCarthy a fat fucking retard.
January 7, 20205 yr 10 hours ago, DougO said: People who praise Sean Payton don't know what they are talking about. He and McCarthy have both underachieved in the same way, despite talented teams led by firsts ballot HOF quarterbacks. Rodgers led them to a Superbowl but never returned because McCarthy ran the exact same shit over and over without change, just like Garrett. Of course they always had the Cowboys' number because they were even more predictable. Underachieved how? How many coaches go to multiple Super Bowls? Yall act like that sort of thing is common.
January 7, 20205 yr 12 hours ago, Vic Mackey said: Why is McCarthy trashed but Sean Payton praised to the high heavens? Both are exactly the same coaches. Down to the questionable playcalling and clock management issues. Because it's the Cowboys and this is Surly. We'd have gotten a similar thread from someone if the Cowboys had somehow hired Sean Payton. Only with more Jerrah bashing (if that's even possible) because the Cowboys would have had to use a couple first round picks to get it done.
January 7, 20205 yr Ha ha ha. McCarthy is keeping Moore. This is gonna be the same ol’ Cowboy team for FIVE more years. https://cowboyswire.usatoday.com/2020/01/06/dallas-cowboys-mike-mccarthy-kellen-moore-contract-length/amp/
January 7, 20205 yr If Jon Gruden can get a HC job why shouldn't Fat Mike? Logic! Little known fact: Jerruh bought Al Davis' cremated remains and they're stored in a small crypt under the star at the 50 yard line. Before a home game Jerruh has one of his minions go remove a small amount of the ashes and then they prepare a tonic for JJ.
January 7, 20205 yr 13 hours ago, Zavala said: no good coaches want to work for Jones - they don't really have much to choose from unless they are actually going to back away from micromanaging everything about the team. 12 hours ago, C-Man said: This is overblown bullshit IMO. 4 hours ago, Hookah Horns said: I disagree. What do you have to support your position? I have the fact that Dallas just hired an unemployed, retread, fat, fucking retard. The Cowboys just hired the best coach available with NFL head coaching experience. If "no good coaches want to work for Jones" how does that happen? Easy to sit back and bash this hire, but who else were they supposed to get but couldn't? Who are all these better options that the Cowboys just couldn't get because nobody decent wants to work for Jerry?
January 7, 20205 yr 11 minutes ago, BurntEyes said: Lulz, you might not be aware, but I understood Urban Meyer was available. You should probably read more closely. Unless you know about some secret NFL head coaching experience Meyer has.
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