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I've never had the thought "yeah sure the Cowboys might have talent gaps and shitty coaching but look out, they've got Dak Prescott, he's a gamer so anything could happen."

Substitute GB and Rodgers and that sums up my opinion on the Packers since he became QB.

1 minute ago, BearSchlong said:

I've never had the thought "yeah sure the Cowboys might have talent gaps and shitty coaching but look out, they've got Dak Prescott, he's a gamer so anything could happen."

Same for Romo

Here's how bad the Cowboys ownership and leadership under the Jones family has been. 

In the last 25 years they have only 3 playoff wins. But they are top 10 in regular season wins. 

Why? Because during that time only from 2000-2005 did they not have a legit top 10-12 QB. The other top 10 in wins teams over that time have all had titles or at least multiple deep playoff runs and lap the Cowboys 3 wins several times over.  

I hate Rodgers ever since his bitching when Cal got "left out" of the BCS, but to be fair, the Packers are 39-12 (inc two playoff wins) since Morbid Mike left the Packers.

Hate him 2 , he’s still been a choker, they have had good team last 2 years and a defense , still losers . Expect them to lose in nfc champ game again .
1 hour ago, Hermanator said:

Here's how bad the Cowboys ownership and leadership under the Jones family has been. 

In the last 25 years they have only 3 playoff wins. But they are top 10 in regular season wins. 

Why? Because during that time only from 2000-2005 did they not have a legit top 10-12 QB. The other top 10 in wins teams over that time have all had titles or at least multiple deep playoff runs and lap the Cowboys 3 wins several times over.  

Cowboy is aggy

Aggy is Cowboy

Cowboys are more like the Sooners. They Look  good to great during the regular season on their way to winning their shitty division/conference, then piss down their legs and get exposed in the postseason. 

39 minutes ago, TXRed said:

Cowboys are more like the Sooners. They Look  good to great during the regular season on their way to winning their shitty division/conference, then piss down their legs and get exposed in the postseason. 

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I’m surprised fucking Fat Mike didn’t use the ubiquitous “we’re shorthanded”excuse in his press conference. Why did you have so many fucking penalties. “We’re shorthanded!” Why does Trevon Diggs give up a league leading number of game changing plays? “We’re shorthanded”. Why is fucking Zuerline still on this team? “We’re shorthanded!”

The last Cowboys road playoff win (not counting neutral site Super Bowl) is closer in time to the JFK assassination than to the present. 

8 hours ago, statsman said:

The last Cowboys road playoff win (not counting neutral site Super Bowl) is closer in time to the JFK assassination than to the present. 

This is almost true. Will be in March.

The last Cowboys road playoff win (not counting neutral site Super Bowl) is closer in time to the JFK assassination than to the present. 

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I told my wife as soon as Dallas kicked the FG that Detroit would win. McCarthy got about as lucky as one can get. He is a fucking moron and the Cowboys deserved to lose that game because of him! 

4 years in and still relevant

What are the coaching strengths of Mike McCarthy?

1.     

9 minutes ago, slorch said:

What are the coaching strengths of Mike McCarthy?

1.     

He's not owed a $76M buyout?

20 minutes ago, slorch said:

What are the coaching strengths of Mike McCarthy?

He drove Aaron Rodgers so mad playing football that he ended up willingly playing for the Jets.

10 hours ago, Hate said:

I told my wife as soon as Dallas kicked the FG that Detroit would win. McCarthy got about as lucky as one can get. He is a fucking moron and the Cowboys deserved to lose that game because of him! 

I told my father in laws that Fat Mike cost them the game passing on 2nd down on that drive.

 

 

it turns out that it was the refs who screwed them by calling 89 in blue for a penalty that 97 in white committed (tripping).

 

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10 hours ago, 'stache said:

I hate that fat fuck.

 

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15 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

 

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Needs more princess lay me; Could you add Dolly Parton in her Cheerleader get up? Lolz

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  • 9 months later...
On 12/30/2023 at 10:53 PM, 'stache said:

I hate that fat fuck.

I still hate that fat fuck.

1 hour ago, blacklab said:

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nice challenge you fucking idiot

How about calling those last two defensive time outs to extend the first half, but is bad at math and the half just runs out.

  • 3 months later...
2 minutes ago, blacklab said:

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Unless Jerry sells the team, it’s just a new chapter.

4 minutes ago, royiv said:

Unless Jerry sells the team, it’s just a new chapter.

Jerry is an actor now 

1 hour ago, Wilcox Cummingtonite said:

What's with the Horns Down photoshop 

a bit blurry , but i think its more of a 'shocker' than a horns down .. 1 in the pink and 2 in the stink 

3 hours ago, royiv said:

Unless Jerry sells the team, dies it’s just a new chapter.

who will spend $10 billion on a sports team?

any hire is just a placeholder until we find out if stephen will hire a gm or if he intends to continue his father's legacy

jones turned 82 on october 13th

this is a horrendous thing to say, but we are down to actuarial tables in the calculation of fucks given about the cowboys

10 hours ago, blacklab said:

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NOTHING changes until Jerry Jones is six feet under. Who gives a shit about the HC until that happens?

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