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several reports that HC Rocky Long is shopping himself to P5 programs as a DC.  Rumor that he interviewed with Babers at Syracuse today.

Why the fuck would he leave the Mesa for Syracuse?  Speculation is, he's almost 70 and tired of the responsibility of being HC.   Some seem to think that the AD is pushing him to replace the OC, and this is his way of pushing back. 

Anyway, if we lose him, I hope Hoke gets the job, again. 

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You’re worried that a 70 year old assistant is leaving? You should be more worried about him dying.

South Dakota St lost their QB to ACL in October, and lost their only FCS playoff game to UNI

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1 hour ago, Gil Bang said:

several reports that HC Rocky Long is shopping himself to P5 programs as a DC.  Rumor that he interviewed with Babers at Syracuse today.  Why the fuck would he leave the Mesa for Syracuse?  Speculation is, he's almost 70 and tired of the responsibility of being HC.   Some seem to think that the AD is pushing him to replace the OC, and this is his way of pushing back.   Anyway, if we lose him, I hope Hoke gets the job, again. 

 

31 minutes ago, ConferenceRoom said:

For the record, San Diego is not a state.

Rolls off the tongue better than California State University, San Diego tho

14 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

 

Nice rehash of the original post, bot.

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-He’s breathing out of his wrong eyelid again.
-Huh?
-Ancient Mayan thing.
-Aztec.
-Sorry, Aztec.

17 minutes ago, runthebone said:

I would have guessed Rocky Long was some porn star.

That’s rocky dennis

4 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

several reports that HC Rocky Long is shopping himself to P5 programs as a DC.  Rumor that he interviewed with Babers at Syracuse today.

Why the fuck would he leave the Mesa for Syracuse?  Speculation is, he's almost 70 and tired of the responsibility of being HC.   Some seem to think that the AD is pushing him to replace the OC, and this is his way of pushing back. 

Anyway, if we lose him, I hope Hoke gets the job, again. 

"the Mesa"  ???

5 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

several reports that HC Rocky Long is shopping himself to P5 programs as a DC.  Rumor that he interviewed with Babers at Syracuse today.

Why the fuck would he leave the Mesa for Syracuse?  Speculation is, he's almost 70 and tired of the responsibility of being HC.   Some seem to think that the AD is pushing him to replace the OC, and this is his way of pushing back. 

Anyway, if we lose him, I hope Hoke gets the job, again. 

Dude, how have you not heard of Dinosaur BBQ?  

2 hours ago, Steel Shank said:

Buddy of mine used to live in "The Diego".

In German of course it means a whale's vagina

Fuck you, San Diego!!!

Apparently Surly needs to resurrect the ole' minimum posts required to start new threads rule.  Apparently that number is...

6,000?

"Das Boot" means whale vagina. "Fraulein" means whale vagina. "Schnitzel" means whale vagina. Germans love them some whale vag.

SDSU’s former QB coach is now Lamar’s head coach, so this hits close to home for me.

Sounds like an old dude wants a job with fewer responsibilities? 

Even if he has to go to Syracuse to get it woof.

I thought this was a realignment thread. It’s Tuesday. Those tv markets!!!

51 minutes ago, MirrOlure said:

SDSU’s former QB coach is now Lamar’s head coach, so this hits close to home for me.

Go Scotties!

It is a weird situation.  Almost like a 70 year old, established and well-regarded coordinator can make more money for less work and hassle at a P5 school with middling expectations than at a low level G5 school with delusions of grandeur. 

God damn, dude. I live in San Diego, and even I don't give a fuck.

1 hour ago, Rockwell Torrey said:

It is true.  I was on www.surlyaztec.com earlier and everyone is talking about it.

All 4 of you?

the only names i recognize from the OP's post are san diego and syracuse.  and i care not for either.

1 hour ago, Rockwell Torrey said:

It is true.  I was on www.surlyaztec.com earlier and everyone is talking about it.

I hear they take negbanning to a whole 'nother level over there

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Hmm, he coached LB for the BC Lions in 86 and 87.

On 1/7/2020 at 1:56 AM, Pato del Muerto said:

That’s rocky dennis

Ironically SDSU was once coached by Denny Stolz, who is not related to the man that played Rocky Dennis.

alarming thread title about a program that body here gives two shits about; wow, i wonder wtf *is* going on at SDSU. did one teammate murder another? some of their players are drug mules for the cartel? is it another Larry Nassar/Jerry Sandusky situation? nope. some septuagenarian maybe wants a new job, and apparently if "we" lose him then we want some guy named Hoke to replace him. okie dokie, cool thread.

Very solid G5 program.  Not sure I would have wanted this year's Horns to play them.  Also, they really know how to party, especially compared to Stanford.

 

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Man, I give less shits about Mountain West football than I do Pac whateverthefucktheirnumberistoday. And I really can't stand anything Pac whateverthefucktheirnumberistoday.

Actually, WTF is going on with this arena built into a stadium?

 

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2 minutes ago, relapse98 said:

Actually, WTF is going on with this arena built into a stadium?

 

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Damn, that's some Singer Bowl level shit right there.

21 minutes ago, relapse98 said:

Actually, WTF is going on with this arena built into a stadium?

 

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Whoa. It's like Braga's stadium in Portugal that they built in an old quarry

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56 minutes ago, relapse98 said:

Actually, WTF is going on with this arena built into a stadium?

 

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Does that say Vijayjay arena? I didn't know South Austin's mom went to SDSU.

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