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[showing cards] A frush.

Oh, well I've got two sevens, and two sevens beats a frush.

Oh, sank you.

I thought I was looking at my mother's old douchebag, but that's in Ohio.

Edited by TrashMaster G

Clap your hands everybody, everybody clap your hands,

We're Lambda Lambda Lambda and ... Omega Mu,

We come here on stage tonight to do a show for you,

We got a rockin' rhythm and a high-tech sound,

That'll make you move your body down to the ground,

We've got Poindexter on the violin,

And Gilbert and Lewis will be joining in,

We've got Booger Presley on the mean guitar,

And a rap by little old me, Lamar,

We've got Takashi beating on his gong,

The boys and the Mu's are clapping along,

And just when you think you've seen it all,

Along comes a Lamda 4-feet-tall,

So Wormser won't you come out here on the floor,

So we can work our betters like never before

-do any of you have dates besides gilbert?

-i do.

-yeah, but that's with a guy.

-what about you, booger? 

-i've been out combing the high schools all day!

14 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Clap your hands everybody, everybody clap your hands,

We're Lambda Lambda Lambda and ... Omega Mu,

We come here on stage tonight to do a show for you,

We got a rockin' rhythm and a high-tech sound,

That'll make you move your body down to the ground,

We've got Poindexter on the violin,

And Gilbert and Lewis will be joining in,

We've got Booger Presley on the mean guitar,

And a rap by little old me, Lamar,

We've got Takashi beating on his gong,

The boys and the Mu's are clapping along,

And just when you think you've seen it all,

Along comes a Lamda 4-feet-tall,

So Wormser won't you come out here on the floor,

So we can work our betters like never before

I played Poindexter, with violin, in a Jr High remake of that scene for a skit for a church youth group retreat. So, you know, close to home.

Big deal. Did you get in her pants? 

She's not that kind of girl, Booger. 

Why? Does she have a penis?

We've got BUSH!!!

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