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5 minutes ago, Newbomb_Turk said:


No kidding. Waco’s getting a Pappadeaux any day now.

The day that opens in Waco, it will look like Soleimani's funeral out front.

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9 minutes ago, BearSchlong said:

I was told to shut the hell up, that we've finally reached our god-given place at the top of college football, and to quit pissing in everyone's cereal.

One of the rare cases where this was meant 100% literally.

Rhule just signed new contract in Sept 2019.  Takes him through 2028.  Buyout is rumored to be massive - something like top 5 buyout in the country.   If true, Baylor just made a lot of money.
NFL money doesn't care.
1 minute ago, SimonBolivar said:

Buyout ended up being $6M according to reports.

They can use that $6M to pay out more victim settlements.

2 minutes ago, SimonBolivar said:

Buyout ended up being $6M according to reports.

So, as usual, no one knew a fucking thing about his buyout. "Top 5 buyout in CFB" my fucking ass. 

Panthers are going to Rhule the day this was thought to be a good idea.

37 minutes ago, BearSchlong said:

Don't lump all Baylor fans in together.  I for one cancelled my season tickets and stopped financially supporting Baylor.  Glad we have a woman president, a new AD, and (had) a coach that did quite a bit to change the culture around football.  Baylor and scandal is nothing new, hell, in the 19th century there was even a gunfight in downtown Waco due Baylor and sexual shenanigans.  https://www.wacotrib.com/blogs/our_man_downtown/waco-special-shoot-a-journalist-get-a-plaque/article_11fce03e-15ca-525a-b227-9054ec7cdcb8.html

That said, most Baylor fans are completely insane.  When Briles was routinely pummeling teams that had historically dominated us, I was pretty vocal about the fact that this was an outlier, this wasn't our norm, and that we should be happy with an average of 7-5 or 8-4.  My exact words were "this is too good to be true, it won't last, the other shoe is about to drop."  I was told to shut the hell up, that we've finally reached our god-given place at the top of college football, and to quit pissing in everyone's cereal.

You're a fucking unicorn, bro.  Congrats.

26 minutes ago, SimonBolivar said:

Buyout ended up being $6M according to reports.

What the fuck!!???!!  That's barely bigger than Jimbo's buyout!

 

That's 40% of what they paid Briles to go away!

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Baylor Assistant HC is Joey McGuire.  He would be a pretty damn likeable hire honestly if he could keep the DC.

41 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

So, as usual, no one knew a fucking thing about his buyout. "Top 5 buyout in CFB" my fucking ass. 

Maybe the top 5 buyout was for going to another school in the conference. But as you noted we don't know anything about the contract so it could have been a partial truth but not applicable to an NFL job, no?

1 minute ago, Chet Steadman said:

Baylor Assistant HC is Joey McGuire.  He would be a pretty damn likeable hire honestly if he could keep the DC.

DC is going with Rhule to the NFL

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Did they recycle that hashtag from Baylor?

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Good lord they turn on people fast, and after all he did for them.

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You break up via text with a side chick you never really gave a shit about but was convenient at the time, so.....

Just need to go back to the UofH well again. Holgo'd probably jump at the chance to leave Houston for Waco.

3 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Good lord they turn on people fast, and after all he did for them.

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Oh boo fucking hoo. College football is as big business as NFL. They just hide behind these schools to act like it's school first and football second. Coaches are going to leave. Even if they tell you they are not. They are on winter break and many are probably out of town and back to their hometowns. Was he supposed to call every single player individually? A huge group text? It's not like he did it after signing day and left many players hanging.

I did like that one reply saying "players that made you NFL eligible". Lmao. These players were the leftover scraps of high school. They didn't make them. He made them better than what they were. Rhule made Baylor more relevant than they could ever dream after what happened years ago. They also need to realize Baylor is not a destination spot. Any coach with bigger aspirations is not going to stay there long term. They are a stepping stone school.  And always will be. No matter the success they experienced this decade. Deal with it. 

Have heard rumors a couple of Cadillac's with "BU" decals in the windows were just spotted in Mt. Vernon

13 minutes ago, BabaYaga said:

You break up via text with a side chick you never really gave a shit about but was convenient at the time, so.....

OR WHEN, YOU KNOW, ALL THE PLAYERS ARE SCATTERED TO THE WIND BECAUSE THEY HAVE A MONTH OFF OF SCHOOL. . ./caps

6 minutes ago, Boogaloo said:

Have heard rumors a couple of Cadillac's with "BU" decals in the windows were just spotted in Mt. Vernon

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fucking lulz, baylor fans bitching about class, character and sleaziness. the fucking irony.

1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

So, as usual, no one knew a fucking thing about his buyout. "Top 5 buyout in CFB" my fucking ass. 

I think the public power 5 schools should push for private schools to have to disclose accurate compensation information. 

FWIW, while we were at the Kimball's Impressionism exhibit this weekend McGuire got kicked out for making a scene.  Kept yelling, "Show me the Monet!  Show me the Monet!"

39 minutes ago, USNALonghorn said:

Charlie Strong is available.

Kevin Sumlin's employed but might could be convinced to move. Fire up the Swagcopter.

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

 

 

1 hour ago, Huckleberry said:

Did they recycle that hashtag from Baylor?

No, Sandusky.

1 hour ago, Huckleberry said:

Did they recycle that hashtag from Baylor?

And Penn State before that. Rhule is pretty attached to it by now. Memories of the rhythmic slapping of yesteryear.

40 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

fucking lulz, baylor fans bitching about class, character and sleaziness. the fucking irony.

Especially when the players are handling it like adults. Their tweets about it have all been positive. Hell Rhule even went on local radio today and he didn't have to do that at all. What does the HC of the Carolina Panthers care about ESPN Central Texas? We have some fans that are weird and think that if you say "God told me" that means you are here for life or something. He's been straight up all along that he would listen to the NFL. Not one time did he mention that we would be at BU forever to anyone.Even to a recruit where he could say "I'm committed" or whatever he said he would listen to an NFL offer, so it's bizarre to see some of the reactions.

 

 

 

 

36 minutes ago, DanTheHorn said:

Kid making the argument for Dad.

 

I too would like my dad to take a job where the previous guy made $5M+ a year.

16 minutes ago, SimonBolivar said:

so it's bizarre to see some of the reactions.

 

 

 

 

It's fucking Baylor.  There aren't many more out of touch fanbases.

1 hour ago, USNALonghorn said:

Charlie Strong is available.

He's tanned, relaxed, and ready, sir! 

Holy shit, that would be glorious.

 

2 hours ago, closetojumping said:

So, as usual, no one knew a fucking thing about his buyout. "Top 5 buyout in CFB" my fucking ass. 

I had heard sometime back that Rhule likely had a different clause for the NFL.  Seems likely to me as his sights were set there & he kept interviewing there.

But don’t dare mention those interviews, because negative recruiting.

 

tldr;  fuck Baylor with spiked condoms

 

3 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

He's tanned

 

I'm appalled by your racism.

1 minute ago, Katfid54 said:

I'm appalled by your racism.

Thanks, that means a lot coming from you, fatkid. 

 

3 hours ago, closetojumping said:

So, as usual, no one knew a fucking thing about his buyout. "Top 5 buyout in CFB" my fucking ass. 

2 different buyouts.   Buyout for another team hiring your coach, and a buyout for the school firing a coach.  
 

Dumbo’s buyout for another school is 0.  
 

dumbo’s contract for getting fired by aggy is his full contract value.  

1 minute ago, Trey3216 said:

2 different buyouts.   Buyout for another team hiring your coach, and a buyout for the school firing a coach.  
 

Dumbo’s buyout for another school is 0.  
 

dumbo’s contract for getting fired by aggy is his full contract value.  

I was referencing the buyout to go elsewhere. It's a related post to an argument from earlier in the week on the Black Monday 2020 thread in which a poster, and I can't remember who, argued that the buyout was a top 5 buyout in CFB. My response was something akin to "who the fuck would know that? and how do you know that there aren't exclusions for the NFL?". Something like that. Basically, Baylor is a private school so the scuttlebutt around the boards and the Internet saying there's no way someone could afford his buyout was uninformed, typical silliness, probably propagated by wishful Baylor fans. Anyway, fun day on this thread with that included.

8 hours ago, NowThis said:

why does a college coach on a 10 year contract take an NFL job where they cut your throat very quickly?  The annual money is about the same too, right?

Maybe he likes to dance

2 hours ago, texifornia said:

 

What the hell is he always wearing?  He looks like a dentist who's been out of work for a year eating hot pockets and passing the time playing World of Warcraft.

16 minutes ago, ryskey said:

What the hell is he always wearing?  He looks like a dentist who's been out of work for a year eating hot pockets and passing the time playing World of Warcraft.

I'm told it's something called a "voodie," a vest with a hood. 

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