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right handed satisfaction...LOlz.

My daughter has to wear something similiar at her private school, but it flows down to a skirt too. It's called a jumper. So, maybe it's a private school/uniform thing with Baylor?

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Plus maybe his qb will medically retire and we saw these last two games what’s behind brewer. 


I love Zeno. He’s raw but has talent.
4 hours ago, texifornia said:

 

That hashtag would be disturbing if it was Bailors...

#nevergonnastoppoundingtherock

46 minutes ago, harpercollins said:

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Done.

She'd fuckin win

37 minutes ago, harpercollins said:

 


I love Zeno. He’s raw but has talent.

 

Ha. That’s homer silliness right there. Zeno is as mediocre as British food. 

9 hours ago, SimonBolivar said:

Odds are one of...

Joey McGuire (favorite, imo)

He had them at hello. 

40 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

That hashtag would be disturbing if it was Bailors...

It's theirs in spirit

8 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Ha. That’s homer silliness right there. Zeno is as mediocre as British food. 

Hell of a Roman Emperor though.

Anyway at least the NFL hired a successful Big 12 Head Coach this year. Good luck Rhule, you deserved better than Waco.

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1 minute ago, Valmy77 said:

Hell of a Roman Emperor though.

Anyway at least the NFL hired a successful Big 12 Head Coach this year. Good luck Rhule, you deserved better than Waco.

Eh, he had to do penance for all the Paterno/Sandusky stank somehow.

2 hours ago, ryskey said:

What the hell is he always wearing?  He looks like a dentist who's been out of work for a year eating hot pockets and passing the time playing World of Warcraft.

He reminds me of teddy ruxpin with the outfit....

So did he bust out laughing when Jerry offered him the Cowboys job?

#keeppounding

Lmao what the fuck. Hope they get rid of Cam.

12 hours ago, Kel Varnsen said:

What's the word on Panther sleeveless smocks?

It's a sleeveless smock-hoody too

11 hours ago, Huckleberry said:

Yeah, the only not funny part is that you absolutely know that there have already been calls made to Baylor about contacting Art Briles. They have zero morals over there. 

They're worse than OU when it comes to that kind of thing, and that's saying a lot. I truly believe that Oklahoma would stop short of being okay with mass rape. Beating women? Sure, they're cool with that. But not what happened at Baylor. Or am I giving the Sooners too much credit?

So great to share a conference and money with them.

Would they hire Briles back if he promises to be less rape-tolerant this time around?

10 hours ago, SimonBolivar said:

He was reportedly over $6M/yr after his last extension, but $2.5M more a year and not having to recruit will work.

And anywhere North Carolina has to be a better place to live than Waco, 1 future pappasitos step above living in aggyland 

Apparently it’s a nike shield vest.  We can only hope he isn’t ahead of his time.  I can only guess what it shields against.  Tacos maybe?

2 hours ago, closetojumping said:

Ha. That’s homer silliness right there. Zeno is as mediocre as British food. 

The thing ruling out Zeno is that Baylor has no interest in only going halfway.

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6 minutes ago, mulletpelini said:

Please tell me he named one of his kids Ja

Nah, he's got three but no Ja. Too bad he's from New York, given the high likelihood of a "Jager" if he was more of a redneck.

11 hours ago, hpslugga said:

Why?

Because nearly half the team committed >52 rapes over an extended period of time.  One of the players got kicked off his previous team for rape, then went on to rape several more at Baylor.  At least 1 victim suicided.  There's a whole bunch of motherfuckers who should be in prison right now.  

the state government should have swooped in, there should have been massive prosecutions and convictions, and the entire fucking school should have been forcibly shut down.   Then the football program would have gotten the death penalty without the NCAA lifting a finger.  

 

52 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

The thing ruling out Zeno is that Baylor has no interest in only going halfway.

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Golf clap, but isn't only going halfway still considered attempted rape everywhere else?

22 minutes ago, Treefidy said:

One of the players got kicked off his previous team for rape, then went on to rape several more at Baylor.  

 

let's not forget, he was brought on campus after they knew a rape problem already existed on campus. baylor, "hey there is fire on campus. great, throw gasoline on it."

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Speaking of art Briles, I have been wondering the last few days if miss state has considered this.

Who cares about Baylro?

Good callback, reminds me of, I believe, the grant taeff referee screw job game in 1997 in Waco. The Baylor cheerleaders run to the sideline in front of us and hold up their signs to speak out LORBAY. Which we then begins to chant.

That was also the game where I had an old pair of jeans on which had a hole in my pocket. I got a hard on suddenly, which I was prone to do at any time back in those days, and it was sticking WAY up in my pocket.

I then asked my girlfriend to reach in my pocket to get my keys for me while my hands were in my jacket pocket. She reached in and screamed out loud. Ah good times
4 minutes ago, Mileslong said:

That was also the game where I had an old pair of jeans on which had a hole in my pocket. I got a hard on suddenly, which I was prone to do at any time back in those days, and it was sticking WAY up in my pocket.

I then asked my girlfriend to reach in my pocket to get my keys for me while my hands were in my jacket pocket. She reached in and screamed out loud. Ah good times

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Even with Rhule's success, how the fuck are they still unable to recruit? You would think an 11-2 record would have at least some really good talent lined up, yet I saw their commits and they're 'meh'. I know it's Baylor, but still.

Even with Rhule's success, how the fuck are they still unable to recruit? You would think an 11-2 record would have at least some really good talent lined up, yet I saw their commits and they're 'meh'. I know it's Baylor, but still.
At least what I read from Baylor sites is that rhule dislikes recruiting.

At a place like Baylor, even with a good record, you still have to recruit your ass off.

I have no idea if it's true that he dislikes it, but it would make sense for how much he's seemed to want to get to the NFL.
2 minutes ago, Bill Lumbergh said:

At least what I read from Baylor sites is that rhule dislikes recruiting.

At a place like Baylor, even with a good record, you still have to recruit your ass off.

I have no idea if it's true that he dislikes it, but it would make sense for how much he's seemed to want to get to the NFL.

Him making the jump to the NFL does make sense if he really does hate recruiting, and honestly I can't blame him. He's a good coach, and I wouldn't want to deal with 17-18 year olds with egos. 

9 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

 I wouldn't want to deal with 17-18 year olds with egos. 

Those egos magically go away when they are 25 and in the NFL thankfully. 

3 minutes ago, markstanco said:

Those egos magically go away when they are 25 and in the NFL thankfully. 

LOL, true. Except he doesn't have to babysit those guys. Their failures are on them. 

1 hour ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Even with Rhule's success, how the fuck are they still unable to recruit? You would think an 11-2 record would have at least some really good talent lined up, yet I saw their commits and they're 'meh'. I know it's Baylor, but still.

Baylor is still capable of pulling solid classes with an 11-2 record.  They did it before.  Rhule either sucks at or doesn't like recruiting.  It doesn't matter which and is probably a big reason why he's interviewed with the NFL every offseason and is now gone.

56 minutes ago, markstanco said:

Those egos magically go away when they are 25 and in the NFL thankfully. 

True hut he doesn't have to make sure they behave off the field. It is not a bad light on him if one of his players get into trouble at the NFL level. No NCAA constraints and dumb guidelines to abide by. 

6 minutes ago, Gene Parmesan said:

Baylor is still capable of pulling solid classes with an 11-2 record.  They did it before.  Rhule either sucks at or doesn't like recruiting.  It doesn't matter which and is probably a big reason why he's interviewed with the NFL every offseason and is now gone.

When Satan was there they had some decent classes, so I bet you're right that Rhule just sucks at it, or didn't care because he knew he was bailing anyway. 

1 hour ago, markstanco said:

Those egos magically go away when they are 25 and in the NFL thankfully. 

A head coach shouldn’t have to convince a player to play for his team in the NFL. It’s a different task coaching players up 

2 hours ago, markstanco said:

Those egos magically go away when they are 25 and in the NFL thankfully. 

There’s a huge difference between coaching players with big egos and having to recruit 16 and 17 year olds. 

4 hours ago, Spider2YBanana said:

LOL, true. Except he doesn't have to babysit those guys. Their failures are on them. 

Dealing with Texas HS Coaches doesn't seem particularly easy also 

It's harder to recruit when everyone knows the head coach is leaving for the nfl in 0-3 years.

Is he going to switch to a bib? Seems like that would be easier to coordinate with the rest of his coaching attire. Home bib, away bib, throwback bib etc...

15 hours ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

WTF?

 

Because it’s a rape smock. Trademarked by BU

32 minutes ago, El Diablo said:

Is he going to switch to a bib? Seems like that would be easier to coordinate with the rest of his coaching attire. Home bib, away bib, throwback bib etc...

I think he should break out with a tank top. Maybe a baby tee or a mesh sleeveless. 

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