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Mich. man accused of murder, cannibalism after naked man found hanging from ceiling

SHIAWASSEE COUNTY, Mich. (FOX 2) - Details have been released about the gruesome murder of a Michigan man who was reported missing on Christmas Day. 

Kevin Bacon, 25, of Swartz Creek was reported missing that day after he reportedly didn't come home for a family breakfast. His roommate said Bacon went to meet a man on Christmas Eve after they connected through a dating app. 

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Bacon's body was eventually found on Dec. 28 at the suspect's home in Shiawassee County, about 24 miles east of Swartz Creek.  

Court documents are revealing gruesome details about Bacon's death. 

Editor's note: the following details are graphic and may be distressing to some. 

Court documents show police found Bacon hanging from his ankles, naked, from the rafters on the ceiling in Latunski's home. Latunski allegedly told police he murdered Bacon by stabbing him with a knife in the back one time, then slitting his throat. 

Court documents show Latunski told police he wrapped rope around Bacon's ankles and hung him from the rafters on the ceiling. He allegedly admitted to using the knife to cut off his testicles and eat them later. 

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Latunski has been charged with one count of open murder and one count of mutilation of a human body. He's been in custody since police found Bacon's body at his home. 

Latunski is expected in court on January 8. 

FOX 2 reported on this story from Southfield, Mich. 

https://www.fox4news.com/news/mich-man-accused-of-murder-cannibalism-after-naked-man-found-hanging-from-ceiling?fbclid=IwAR1SpsC1NNNp7clC0E6DR45Z1-S0bJfw5JOb5ZJ_cmQFXWy7izCyF2rbv-8

So, I know Edward Halloran, who knows Jennifer Sykes, who knows Mark Latunski, who ate Kevin Bacon's testicles.

There, I got there in just four degrees.  Isn't that how this is done?

Edited by Brisketexan

Sounds like an Onion story, I think they got a little Footloose with the facts.  Bacon didn't show up for breakfast, and instead was found hanging from the rafters?  They should try Starting Over.  What was the place a Diner?  An Animal House?  Crazy, Stupid Love, You Should Have Left, but instead you got a Death Sentence.  Now you're a Flatliner, a victim of Murder In The First, your only recourse is Criminal Law.  Hopefully the prosecutor's legal team has A Few Good Men.  It's the End Of The Line.  The whole story gives me Tremors and it sounds like the perp is A Little Vicious.  Hopefully they'll update the story so we see The Big Picture.

Must've been the bacon strip that attracted him...

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Edited by Underdog

that bacon strip looks like it was inflated. Or maybe Dillon just caught him spanking it in the shower...

1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Better thread title would be Michigander murdered, marbles masticated by madman

Or Three Degrees of separation from Kevin Bacon.

6 hours ago, ABSR said:

Or Three Degrees of separation from Kevin Bacon.

Or Two Balls are Separated from Kevin Bacon. 

Admit it folks, who here can turn down noshing on a little bacon?

I forget how the beginning of the joke goes but it ends with, “so Latunski says ‘I have to go Clarise, I’m having an old friend for dinner’.”

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