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SHS is still horrible. Wearing the sweet pea-green number today.

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Raj Shah is so much better.

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He’s better because he’s boring AF just like typical press secretaries.

every answer begins "the president has been clear..."

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Or "I don't want to get ahead of blah blah blah ..."

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Thanks.  No longer hungry after skipping lunch.  May bypass dinner too.  JFC

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Huckabeef just refusing to answer anything per always. 

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One of these reporters is going to lose it eventually

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Vic would smash Huckabee. 

it’s awesome Huckabee is still talking about the Dossier that was started almost two years ago and made public 15 months ago.

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It's great for the WH PS to have a prepared invective to read against the fired FBI Director who was fired b/c of the Russia investigation.

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2 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

How is her press conference going this afternoon?

"Again, you'll have to ask outside counsel." 

For someone serving as the official voice of the President, it's pretty fucking insulting to hold a press conference where 90% of the answers are "I don't know" or "you'll need to speak to someone else."

13 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

How is her press conference going this afternoon?

"Not that I know of, but i have been clear, with the best available information, that is a question for outside cousel"

 

Hoe do you “eventually learn” you paid $130,000 in several installments in 2017? We just sit here and allow this lying to happen 

Is that what causes the wonkeye? They really should have tested it on rabbits first.

I still can't believe how apeshit people went over that joke.  That's fucking tame.

I think a lot of Trump supporters just misunderstood the joke at first and thought she was mocking SHS's fucked up eyes.

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she is dreadful at this job. and she's just hateful. i stayed home to work and i'm watching her sham of a press conference where she's just ugly and confrontational to the press pool. all the while, she finds inventive ways to say "i don't know." she adds zero value.

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I'll keep it short b/c I don't want to answer questions

7 minutes ago, hayden_horn said:

she is dreadful at this job. and she's just hateful. i stayed home to work and i'm watching her sham of a press conference where she's just ugly and confrontational to the press pool. all the while, she finds inventive ways to say "i don't know." she adds zero value.

I'm pretty sure Trump just decided to throw the most boring, ugly human being he could find at the press because they were mean to him, and Sarah hasn't figured out yet that she is just being used as a form of punishment.

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12 minutes ago, hayden_horn said:

she is dreadful at this job. and she's just hateful. i stayed home to work and i'm watching her sham of a press conference where she's just ugly and confrontational to the press pool. all the while, she finds inventive ways to say "i don't know." she adds zero value.

They might as well not even hold these press conferences. Her response to damn near every question is either "I don't want to get ahead of that" or "Ask (insert somebody else)" or the most infuriating "I've already addressed that, we've been clear on that", which undoubtedly they have not.   

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They might as well not even hold these press conferences. Her response to damn near every question is either "I don't want to get ahead of that" or "Ask (insert somebody else)" or the most infuriating "I've already addressed that, we've been clear on that", which undoubtedly they have not.   

the main reason for these appears to be to throw shade. today featured a "chuck schumer would be the very last person we would seek advice from about a deal" or something similar. ther's no reason to be so ugly, despite schumer's criticism of trump.

in his press conference today, trump called ZTE a "phone company," which further indicates to me that he has no idea what he's doing.

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Getting a little contentious today. Reporters continuing to shout out follow-up questions, and SHS blowing them off.

Reporters should stop showing up at these thing.  SHS either lies or doesn't answer the question.  They aren't news conferences, but are pure propaganda, at this point.

5 minutes ago, lemonlime said:

Reporters should stop showing up at these thing.  SHS either lies or doesn't answer the question.  They aren't news conferences, but are pure propaganda, at this point.

Been that way for quite a while but you're right. 

On 5/7/2018 at 7:54 PM, RPM said:

Is that what causes the wonkeye? They really should have tested it on rabbits first.

I'm not sure I want some sort of super-breed of rabbits to get out of the lab.  Didn't you read "Watership Down"?

Today's recap: 

Press: So it appears you lied to us about the Trump Tower meeting.

SHS: I can't talk about that because of lawyers and stuff. 

Press: Can the president pardon himself? Is he above the law? 

SHS: The president can pardon himself. No, he is not above the law. 

These conferences are so pointless. 

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It's her husband's birthday. T&Ps to him for what he's about to endure tonight.

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did anyone ask about the letter he read and then didn't 8 minutes later?

5 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

did anyone ask about the letter he read and then didn't 8 minutes later?

[condescending tone]well, i think you're obviously misrepresenting the president's remarks, because you are the media and that's what you do. simply looking at something and saying it looks nice is not the same as reading it, and you know that, next question.[/condescending tone]

It's her husband's birthday. T&Ps to him for what he's about to endure tonight.

Well, he married her. No sympathy for the guy, lulz.
9 hours ago, retread said:

It's her husband's birthday. T&Ps to him for what he's about to endure tonight.

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I’m glad that the WH press corps isn’t afraid to ask shs that whether she is knowingly lying or not told the truth herself, the end result is the same: the press briefings can’t be trusted.  I really don’t understand why they hold those anymore.   

She, like the administration as a whole, is completely delusional. And fat. And ugly. 

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