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Tumor has already struck out on Bongina, going to strike out on this bitch too.

 

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She’ll be fine. Professional courtesy 

1 hour ago, RomaVicta said:

I'm indifferent to her health problems. 

She was part of the movement that is trying to destroy the republic. I'll shed no tears for her.

i don't know, this seems like something to keep an eye on.

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Whoever told her she has nice legs needs to die. 

18 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Omg, those knees 

I don't know how you got all the way down to the knees.

2 minutes ago, HornOnTheBayou said:

@Bama Chick, we're going to need your take on this. 

And @Vic Mackey. This seems like it might be adjacent to his wheelhouse.

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Omg

 

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Whoo boy.

-TERRIBLE hair color job. Straight from a box from Walgreens.
-Buy an iron for that shitty, way too young and short for you dress from ASOS.
-I know she’s got money, so why is she buying cheap ass Naugahyde boots?
-THE BOOTS ARE NOT THE SAME HEIGHT!
-It’s December! That is a summer fabric. And put on some opaque tights.

And I slammed her for all those things and NONE of it has anything to do with her weight or face. She is not so overweight that she can’t present herself in a mature, professional, attractive, neat and put together way.

SHE IS A GOTDAMN GOVERNOR NOW! And she looks like a member of a bottom tier sorority at South Alabama on the first day of rush.

Get a stylist, woman.

1 minute ago, Bama Chick said:

And she looks like a member of a bottom tier sorority at South Alabama on the first day is rush.

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17 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

 And she looks like a member of a bottom tier sorority at South Alabama on the first day of rush.


whoa whoa whoa 

let’s get some pics to compare first, and we shouldn’t be quick to judge because even a bottom tier Soro is dedicated to service !

1 hour ago, Gil Bang said:

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That poor dog 

2 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

That poor dog 


Are her brothers ‘special’ ?

1 minute ago, Cousin Strawberry said:

Y'all know that her brother strangled a dog, right?

Tortured to death 

42 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

Whoo boy.

-TERRIBLE hair color job. Straight from a box from Walgreens.
-Buy an iron for that shitty, way too young and short for you dress from ASOS.
-I know she’s got money, so why is she buying cheap ass Naugahyde boots?
-THE BOOTS ARE NOT THE SAME HEIGHT!
-It’s December! That is a summer fabric. And put on some opaque tights.

And I slammed her for all those things and NONE of it has anything to do with her weight or face. She is not so overweight that she can’t present herself in a mature, professional, attractive, neat and put together way.

SHE IS A GOTDAMN GOVERNOR NOW! And she looks like a member of a bottom tier sorority at South Alabama on the first day of rush.

Get a stylist, woman.

Counterpoint:  Arkansas

17 minutes ago, Cousin Strawberry said:

Y'all know that her brother strangled a dog, right?

 

15 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Tortured to death 

He made it eat peanut butter off of his junk until it died, didn't he?

32 minutes ago, Grade of D as in David said:

 

He made it eat peanut butter off of his junk until it died, didn't he?

Well, because it's YOUR dog.

44 minutes ago, Grade of D as in David said:

He made it eat peanut butter off of his junk until it died, didn't he?

Sounds a little specific.

4 hours ago, HenryJames said:

 

What the hell kind of get-up is that?

How the hell did I miss that she is now the governor of one of our United States? 

6 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

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4 hours ago, Cousin Strawberry said:

Y'all know that her brother strangled a dog, right?

The dog was not going to cook and eat itself.

12 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

How the hell did I miss that she is now the governor of one of our United States? 

billy mayes GIF
 

What if I told you there was a younger, fitter, more attractive member of the Austin City Council who used to post her tits on a previous version of Surly, who will be our Governor in 4-8 years.

5 hours ago, Bama Chick said:


-THE BOOTS ARE NOT THE SAME HEIGHT!

Neither are her eyes!

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2 hours ago, Grade of D as in David said:

Governor Hee Haw

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BR-549

2 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

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What if I told you there was a younger, fitter, more attractive member of the Austin City Council who used to post her tits on a previous version of Surly, who will be our Governor in 4-8 years.

Go on…

8 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

Whoo boy.

-TERRIBLE hair color job. Straight from a box from Walgreens.
-Buy an iron for that shitty, way too young and short for you dress from ASOS.
-I know she’s got money, so why is she buying cheap ass Naugahyde boots?
-THE BOOTS ARE NOT THE SAME HEIGHT!
-It’s December! That is a summer fabric. And put on some opaque tights.

And I slammed her for all those things and NONE of it has anything to do with her weight or face. She is not so overweight that she can’t present herself in a mature, professional, attractive, neat and put together way.

SHE IS A GOTDAMN GOVERNOR NOW! And she looks like a member of a bottom tier sorority at South Alabama on the first day of rush.

Get a stylist, woman.

Joan Rivers would be proud. 

How the hell did I miss that she is now the governor of one of our United States? 

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This is embarrassing, and I'm probably going to be in the damn picture...Why is she governor and not me?...Why did my parents move to fucking Arkansas...I could have been a poet...My life...

On 9/17/2022 at 4:39 PM, RomaVicta said:

I'm indifferent to her health problems.

Indifferent? Hell, I’m rooting for them. 

12 hours ago, 956 Worldwide said:

How the hell did I miss that she is now the governor of one of our United States? 

Eh, you probably assumed her dad just handed her the keys to the governor's mansion and burned all the ballots.  That sounds about right.

41 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Indifferent? Hell, I’m rooting for them. 

What's the saying? Cancer is upset that it caught Sara Huckabee Sanders (or something like that).

12 hours ago, 956 Worldwide said:

How the hell did I miss that she is now the governor of one of our United States? 

Willful ignorance, if I had to wager a guess. 

23 hours ago, HenryJames said:

 

My God, that's embarrassing on so many levels.  

On 12/5/2022 at 8:39 PM, Bama Chick said:

Whoo boy.

-TERRIBLE hair color job. Straight from a box from Walgreens.
-Buy an iron for that shitty, way too young and short for you dress from ASOS.
-I know she’s got money, so why is she buying cheap ass Naugahyde boots?
-THE BOOTS ARE NOT THE SAME HEIGHT!
-It’s December! That is a summer fabric. And put on some opaque tights.

And I slammed her for all those things and NONE of it has anything to do with her weight or face. She is not so overweight that she can’t present herself in a mature, professional, attractive, neat and put together way.

SHE IS A GOTDAMN GOVERNOR NOW! And she looks like a member of a bottom tier sorority at South Alabama on the first day of rush.

Get a stylist, woman.

My wife has spent 20+ years in real estate/construction in Arkansas and Texas.  You're also a woman in Da Souf.  Neither of you would go to a professional setting looking like that.  It's like a guy wearing cargo shorts.

The women who like how she dresses are also overweight, wear capri pants and sandals, and love Beth Dutton.

7 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

My wife has spent 20+ years in real estate/construction in Arkansas and Texas.  You're also a woman in Da Souf.  Neither of you would go to a professional setting looking like that.  It's like a guy wearing cargo shorts.

The women who like how she dresses are also overweight, wear capri pants and sandals, and love Beth Dutton.

They really need to pick better role models then Beth Dutton who is a drunk egomaniac (I am 2 seasons behind but she just drinks and is always pissed off in the show) well I am sure most of them are like that as well

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Beth Dutton would kick the everlovin' crap out of her then say "hello, you look like shit."

What has she ever done in her entire life that qualifies her to be governor? She has a BA from Ouachita Baptist University. Her first job was campaigning for her dad and she’s done nothing but involve herself in campaigning since. That is until she became Trump’s Press Secretary for a time where her job was to lie to the American people on a regular basis. She’s never held office before. She’s never run anything before. 

16 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

What has she ever done in her entire life that qualifies her to be governor? She has a BA from Ouachita Baptist University. Her first job was campaigning for her dad and she’s done nothing but involve herself in campaigning since. That is until she became Trump’s Press Secretary for a time where her job was to lie to the American people on a regular basis. She’s never held office before. She’s never run anything before. 

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She was in the Army and won the Confessional Medal of Honor. Then she opened shelters for veterans all over the country. She had to quit astronaut training to become Donald Trump's President Secretary. We were co-valley dictators in college.

6 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

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She was in the Army and won the Confessional Medal of Honor. Then she opened shelters for veterans all over the country. She had to quit astronaut training to become Donald Trump's President Secretary. We were co-valley dictators in college.

Co- valley dictators in college, huh?  Big deal.  Let me know when she wins the All Valley Karate tournament and then she can start bragging. 

1 hour ago, WhatTheBuck said:

What has she ever done in her entire life that qualifies her to be governor? She has a BA from Ouachita Baptist University. Her first job was campaigning for her dad and she’s done nothing but involve herself in campaigning since. That is until she became Trump’s Press Secretary for a time where her job was to lie to the American people on a regular basis. She’s never held office before. She’s never run anything before. 

Now go read the bio of Chris Jones, who ran against her.

It’s embarrassing that she beat him but then again, it’s Arkansas.

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54 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Now go read the bio of Chris Jones, who ran against her.

It’s embarrassing that she beat him but then again, it’s Arkansas.

I visited his website and I think I saw the problem right off the bat.

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So what if he’s got a BS in physics and mathematics from Morehouse College, and both an MS in nuclear engineering/technology and policy and a PhD in urban planning from MIT? He’s worked as a physicist, a minister, and a non-profit leader. But there’s just something about him that didn’t sell in Arkansas. 

1 hour ago, WhatTheBuck said:

I visited his website and I think I saw the problem right off the bat.

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So what if he’s got a BS in physics and mathematics from Morehouse College, and both an MS in nuclear engineering/technology and policy and a PhD in urban planning from MIT? He’s worked as a physicist, a minister, and a non-profit leader. But there’s just something about him that didn’t sell in Arkansas. 

His wife's resume is just as impressive and yes, she has the same "problem."  MD from Harvard, Master's in Public Heath from Boston University, Iraq veteran, etc.

Can't quite figure out why rural Arky had a problem with them.....

3 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

His wife's resume is just as impressive and yes, she has the same "problem."  MD from Harvard, Master's in Public Heath from Boston University, Iraq veteran, etc.

Can't quite figure out why rural Arky had a problem with them.....

Several immediate red flags include wtf are two highly educated, heavily pigmented people doing living in Arkansas?  Unless they're athletes, that's several serious decision making risks right out in the open.    

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