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#2501
10 minutes ago, Js1 said:

How come only the bad famous people ever seem to overcome cancer? 

I ask myself that all the time.....

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#2502
18 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

As much as I loathe her, her grifting, and everything she stands for, she did have a cancer a year or so ago.

Womp womp.

Fuck cancer

 

for not doing its job. 

#2503
57 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

 

If it's ozempic, and it's literally taking a shot and doing nothing else to Lose Weight, then I'd say it fuckng mitigates the whole concept of her working to lose weight. "Doing a good job losing weight" to me means changing your diet, working out, you know, life changes.

Something else to consider is the timing of her weight loss, after she was elected governor, and lost a ton of weight while she's also been accusing of abusing state funds in several other scandals/questions. You don't have to squint to hard to plausibly say that SHE hasn't done anything to lose weight, but the Arkansas Taxpayers may have...

I use ozempic. It essentially helps with discipline. It also wouldn't account for all the weight she has lost.

Not a hill I'll die on. Or diet on.

53 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

As much as I loathe her, her grifting, and everything she stands for, she did have a cancer a year or so ago.

Womp womp.

Hell, that's even better than ozempic! Wish I could get me some.

#2504
1 hour ago, RomaVicta said:

She's an unredeemable and vile person. She's a thief and anti-republic.

The tiny little molecule of a favorable comment I can make about her is that she has done remarkable well losing weight.

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It's not easy to do. She looks okay.

She should be in jail or on a gallows, but she'd be less strain on the rope now.

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#2505

rodney/ "Now this one I don't get.  Here's you, here's Rocko.  What's the Black construction guy over there?"  

#2507
1 hour ago, Js1 said:

How come only the bad famous people ever seem to overcome cancer? 

Her poor tumor developed a Huckabeef. It never stood a chance against that toxic shit. 

#2508

Well well well 

"A combo of brazen spending, stonewalling from her office, and Sanders’ successful efforts to erode transparency laws left us sure of nothing except a state official somehow managed to enjoy a big night out that almost certainly cost more than her salary" https://t.co/fnf0qHnHPb

 

#2509
11 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

I use ozempic. It essentially helps with discipline. It also wouldn't account for all the weight she has lost.

Not a hill I'll die on. Or diet on.

Hell, that's even better than ozempic! Wish I could get me some.

Listen I’m not shitting on ozempic users. I’m all for people choosing to get healthy however they can.  I’m saying it’s harder to do with just diet and exercise than someone who gets a tummy tuck. 

#2510
4 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

Listen I’m not shitting on ozempic users. I’m all for people choosing to get healthy however they can.  I’m saying it’s harder to do with just diet and exercise than someone who gets a tummy tuck. 

Well, I'll still be looking for something to take offense at. I'll get you next time, Carton!

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#2512
CBS News: You talk about the sanctity of life. Your state has one of the highest maternal mortality rates. Why don't you want those moms to get care for a full 12 months instead of just 60 days? Sanders: I disagree with the premise of your question...pic.twitter.com/icTqk3uDgi

 

#2514
11 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:
CBS News: You talk about the sanctity of life. Your state has one of the highest maternal mortality rates. Why don't you want those moms to get care for a full 12 months instead of just 60 days? Sanders: I disagree with the premise of your question...pic.twitter.com/icTqk3uDgi

 

She's on "Face The Nation."  The irony....

#2515
38 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

She's on "Face The Nation."  The irony....


The Kentucky Derby isn’t for another 5 weeks. 

#2516
18 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:


The Kentucky Derby isn’t for another 5 weeks. 

Please. Don't compare here to highly trained animals at the top of their class, many of which will command massive sums just for breeding. It's insulting. 

 

#2517
1 hour ago, SydneyCarton said:

Please. Don't compare here to highly trained animals at the top of their class, many of which will command massive sums just for breeding. It's insulting. 

 

Also, Thoroughbreds are beautiful, athletic, strong, and graceful.  

#2519
On 10/18/2023 at 2:11 AM, Willfully Horn said:

I doubt she is that worried. Few can play Hide the Lectern as well as she.

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#2520

I'm not sure why she's complaining... a little less light might be a good thing for her. Just saying. Screenshot_20240407_131255_Chrome.jpg

#2521

^^^^Apologies to the ladies on the site that have rightfully corrected us when we use appearance as a punch line, but I saw the joke, and I made it. I'd do it again.

#2522
19 minutes ago, tchookem said:

^^^^Apologies to the ladies on the site that have rightfully corrected us when we use appearance as a punch line, but I saw the joke, and I made it. I'd do it again.

Sanders is a raging fat cunt who might be the ugliest bitch on the planet. No apologies. 

#2523

Yeah, I didn’t use to like using misogynistic words at all.  Ever.  But when a woman of power rises and sleeps to hurt other females, she’s a fucking Paxton-eyed, obese, shitheap of a cunt.  Not to mention something we never talk out on here, she’s pretty fucking stupid.  Not like we think her policies are stupid, but she’s about ten points away from a telethon stupid.  

#2524

The ladies on here have plenty of ammo and targets themselves if they so choose to on RW "men". 

#2527
15 hours ago, tchookem said:

^^^^Apologies to the ladies on the site that have rightfully corrected us when we use appearance as a punch line, but I saw the joke, and I made it. I'd do it again.

It's not just "ladies" who don't much care for misogynistic language. Also, if you see a joke, at least find one that's funny. You can get away with almost anything if it's actually funny. 

It most often appears that some of the "gentlemen" are just anxious to call a woman a cunt or a stupid bitch.

#2528
36 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

It's not just "ladies" who don't much care for misogynistic language. Also, if you see a joke, at least find one that's funny. You can get away with almost anything if it's actually funny. 

It most often appears that some of the "gentlemen" are just anxious to call a woman a cunt or a stupid bitch.

I’m pretty anxious to call that woman a cunt and a stupid fucking bitch. 

#2529
17 hours ago, Underdog said:

The ladies on here have plenty of ammo and targets themselves if they so choose to on RW "men". 

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#2530
17 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

A cunt punch is too good for her 

I think ‘Cunt Punch’ is the brand name of her eye makeup.  

#2531

Let me guess, she thinks the world is ending because gay people and ‘bortions. Stupidest fucking people.

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#2533

Good lord, she looks like my thumb after I injure it doing yardwork and put the band-aid on all wrong.  

#2534
The long awaited Lectern Gate report involving Sarah Huckabee Sanders has just been released, and state investigators have referred their findings to a criminal prosecutor. https://t.co/8QaCLWVyQt

 

#2535

Sarah, Sarah, Sarah...

The Donald taught you everything you know about grift but not everything he knows. Number one, go ridiculously, absurdly big. A lectern? Stupid Arkansas girl.

#2536

If I can name 3 lectern/podium crimes committed by pro-MAGA folks in the last 4 years, do I still get that   set of steak knives?  

#2539
14 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

The Donald taught you everything you know about grift

Yeah, um, her crooked dad taught her most of what she knows. 

#2541
2 hours ago, pacman said:

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We're talking Arkansas here. A lectern WITH  a light is the high end technology equivalent of a small modular fusion reactor in areas where fucking your siblings isn't the officially recognized state hobby. 

#2542
12 minutes ago, Blotto said:

We're talking Arkansas here. A lectern WITH  a light is the high end technology equivalent of a small modular fusion reactor in areas where fucking your siblings isn't the officially recognized state hobby. 

Can confirm.  

When I visited a client in Arkansas, I had a chance to see this aamaaaazing moving sidewalk.  In fact, it had a sign that the endless sidewalk (as far as the eye could see) was the longest in Arkansas.  Well, apparently its the only one... and the staggering length will mystify you (that's what she said)

https://www.arkansasonline.com/news/2023/jun/14/northwest-national-considers-moving-on-from/

The 55-foot moving sidewalk in the concourse takes up a lot of space and is regularly inoperable or in need of repair, according to airport staff. An evaluation found the moving sidewalk isn't needed to meet Americans with Disabilities Act requirements and actually poses liability issues.

The moving sidewalk was billed as the first in Arkansas when it was installed more than a decade ago. The walkway has its own Facebook page: "The Only Moving Walkway in the State of Arkansas."

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#2543

Yeah, 'cause that's a population that doesn't need to get its cardio steps in.  

 

#2546

Wait, is that real?  I don't know fake x accounts from real ones...  Did she really sign off on that?  

Considering her claim that a substantial portion of the podium's cost was due to electronics and audio equipment, and the bass of that song, she missed a real opportunity to have that silhouette to include a subwoofer.  

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#2547

The lectern "cost" reimbursed her friend who paid for a girls' trip to Paris.

However I doubt that anything comes out of this because I assume it would require a local prosecutor to go after her.

#2548
14 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

The lectern "cost" reimbursed her friend who paid for a girls' trip to Paris.

However I doubt that anything comes out of this because I assume it would require a local prosecutor to go after her.

I have to assume all Arkansas prosecutors are related to her, 2nd cousin or closer.

#2549
2 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

I have to assume all Arkansas prosecutors are related to her, 2nd cousin or closer.

I read this in Dennis Hopper's voice from 'True Romance'.........."She did so much fucking with those prosecutor cousins...that she changed the Arkansas state government forever.  So tell me if that's a fact, am i Lying?"  

#2550
2 hours ago, 4th&Five said:
My thoughts on the podium…

 

She paid $19,000 for that video production.

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