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#1401
On 1/12/2019 at 4:48 PM, Bama Chick said:

You guys.......did we ever discuss the fact that Huckabeef’s husband is actually pretty hot????

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And I know politics is all very intertwined and incestuous, so I’m guessing by his bio maybe he worked for Pops and that’s how they met?

 

No, why the fuck would we discuss that?

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#1402

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That poor dog is literally embarrassed to be there.  Or begging to be put down rather than spend another day with those people.

#1405
59 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

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That poor dog is literally embarrassed to be there.  Or begging to be put down rather than spend another day with those people.

Given the family's history of dog butchery, I assume the dog is probably in fear for its life. 

#1406
2 hours ago, ChuckNorrisActionJeans said:

Dog: "I was told this was master race of hooman"  

Dog: What has been seen can't be unseen.

#1407
1 hour ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

Given the family's history of dog butchery, I assume the dog is probably in fear for its life. 

That dog has seen some shit. 

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#1408
15 hours ago, Loch Ness Monster said:

She's gross.

Put down the twinkies

buddy, you just think you can put them down.

#1409
On 1/12/2019 at 4:48 PM, Bama Chick said:

We’ve all seen there’s no way in hell she captivated him with her dizzying intellect or her dazzling personality.
She’s stupider than a basket of turnips and has the personality of a rabid badger.
I need an investigative documentary into this union.

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#1410

i like others don't think her appearance should be an issue.

Financially the woman has the highest paying federal job EVER. If you go by per minute of actual work!

#1411
14 hours ago, Gatorubet said:

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That poor dog is literally embarrassed to be there.  Or begging to be put down rather than spend another day with those people.

I think it’s nice Mom is wearing a pendant sporting her daughter’s likeness...touching.  

#1413
Sarah’s face seemed... um.... more normal when she was younger. The continental drift of her features hadn’t taken effect I guess.

Agreed.
You know how ingesting meth jacks with people’s faces over the years?
Well, ingesting and regurgitating pure evil has the same effect.
#1414
11 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

That dog has seen some shit. 

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Shit, I can't stop laughing at this. I'm on a conference call and had to mute my phone.

#1416
31 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Sarah’s face seemed... um.... more normal when she was younger. The continental drift of her features hadn’t taken effect I guess.

Highlighted for brilliant use of the phrase continental drift.  + rep as well.

#1417
34 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Sarah’s face seemed... um.... more normal when she was younger. The continental drift of her features hadn’t taken effect I guess.

Pangea—>Pannus

#1420
2 hours ago, F250 said:

Shit, I can't stop laughing at this. I'm on a conference call and had to mute my phone.

Hate it when that happens. 

#1421

John Bolton is a pathetic human being.  He's barely taller than that podium.  That'd be fine if his self loathing pathos and diminutive, slightly feminine physical stature wasn't interwoven into his worldview that is just a sad, dedicated eagerness to send real men to places his cowardice would never allow him to go.  "War for thee, but not for me."  A little tiny guy with a frightened heart, soft hands, no chin going through life angry about the royal flush life dealt him and roller coaster height requirements -- a complicated ball of fragile psychosis who believes that all the grass is best watered with other people's blood and money.    

#1422
4 hours ago, Brisketexan said:


Agreed.
You know how ingesting meth jacks with people’s faces over the years?
Well, ingesting and regurgitating pure evil has the same effect.

Bell's Palsy?

Stroke?

There's something wrong there.

#1423

She looks like Rosie O'Donnell had a stroke.  And then just stayed that way.  

#1424
32 minutes ago, Lobo said:

She looks like Rosie O'Donnell had a stroke.  And then just stayed that way.  

She makes Sean Spicer look beautiful.

#1426

She probably considered it a high honor to be the press secretary of the US president. It typically is. In this case though, she’s disgraced herself in this position. She is a fucking fat disgrace and I hope she knows how much of an embarrassment she is. You shouldn’t be allowed to blatantly and knowingly lie to the country. Especially when you look like you ate the press corp.

 

#1427
12 minutes ago, Theo Huxtable said:

She probably considered it a high honor to be the press secretary of the US president. It typically is. In this case though, she’s disgraced herself in this position. She is a fucking fat disgrace and I hope she knows how much of an embarrassment she is. You shouldn’t be allowed to blatantly and knowingly lie to the country. Especially when you look like you ate the press corp.

 

She’ll just get a job at FoxNews Bubble for 2 mil a year and all will be well and as it should be in her worldview.

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#1428
She’ll just get a job at FoxNews Bubble for 2 mil a year and all will be well and as it should be in her worldview.

Pretty sure FOX has a no fatties rule.
#1429
She’ll just get a job at FoxNews Bubble for 2 mil a year and all will be well and as it should be in her worldview.


Not hot, blonde, thin, or symmetrical enough.
#1430
5 hours ago, Anastasis said:

Hate it when that happens. 

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#1431
57 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

Not hot, blonde, thin, or symmetrical enough.

 

Cohost with Hannity?

#1432

wasn't she and a couple others from the comms. staff supposed to be leaving at the beginning of the year? sort of remember something like that...

#1433
On 1/27/2019 at 10:50 PM, Gatorubet said:

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That poor dog is literally embarrassed to be there.  Or begging to be put down rather than spend another day with those people.

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#1434

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Looks like a plastic doll that was left out in the sun in the middle of August.

#1440
13 hours ago, RPM said:

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Looks like a plastic doll that was left out in the sun in the middle of August.

 

There's gotta be something medically wrong here.

I'm not trolling. 

This is not normal.

Seek help, Sarah. 

#1441
1 hour ago, Asithappens said:

 

There's gotta be something medically wrong here.

I'm not trolling. 

This is not normal.

Seek help, Sarah. 

So I take it you’ve never had somebody shove two fingers up your ass right at the moment of......nevermind.  

#1442
1 hour ago, Asithappens said:

 

There's gotta be something medically wrong here.

I'm not trolling. 

This is not normal.

Seek help, Sarah. 

Its called Arkansas Breeding. 

#1443
Bell's Palsy?
Stroke?
There's something wrong there.

Agreed except with Bell’s I’ve always seen one side droopy. Her left side of her face is migrating upward.
Price she pays for her Faustian Bargain.
#1444
10 minutes ago, Born to Run said:


Agreed except with Bell’s I’ve always seen one side droopy. Her left side of her face is migrating upward.
Price she pays for her Faustian Bargain.

I thought the right side of her face was sagging. 

#1445
1 minute ago, WhatTheBuck said:

I thought the right side of her face was sagging. 

to be fair, all of her is sagging.

#1446
1 hour ago, hayden_horn said:

to be fair, all of her is sagging.

You know what else?  She's fat.

#1448

And just when you think she can't be more disgusting, she manages to reach a whole new level.  I mean if she doesn't believe it its a terrible thing to say.  If she does believe it, its even worse.

#1450
4 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

So under that same logic, God wanted Obama to be president also? Do you think God was wrong on that decision Sarah? Also, while we're at it, what is God's stance on rawdogging porn stars while your 3rd wife is breastfeeding your newborn son? 

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