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46 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

 

I really do just want to throw up right now. 

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3 minutes ago, Brandywine said:

I really do just want to throw up right now. 

But their teeth are so white.

10 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

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I really shouldn't read this thread while trying to eat.

17 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

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That's just gross.

4 minutes ago, Nivek said:


Which one is talking?

Miller. Sarah will just slather him in ranch and start from the outside. 

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He would have quite a lot of leftovers for the freezer.

She ain’t no one meal gal.
1 hour ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

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"I've got a bag of Gold Medal Flour back in my room..."

1 minute ago, Anastasis said:

This thread got really gross. 

thread title didn't warn you?

1 hour ago, Nivek said:


Which one is talking?

There was a reference to a vegetable, so that should narrow it down.

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Dude: “Fuck, I’m wasted and horny and I’m going to bang this hideous broad”. FUCK!

2 hours ago, Newdoc said:

But their teeth are so white.

What a splendid sight. 

She’s doing that girly, flirty scrunched up nose giggle thing.

First time a female member of our species has ever done that willingly to Miller’s creepy ass.


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And that's how the Antichrist was conceived...

8 hours ago, Post Oak said:

There is no doubt that April wants to taker her earrings out and give SHS the work

<NFL ref> Give her the business <nfl ref>

like two spiders squaring off.

54 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

She’s doing that girly, flirty scrunched up nose giggle thing.

First time a female member of our species has ever done that willingly to Miller’s creepy ass.

nah, she's got a chicken bone stuck in a molar.

25 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

And that's how the Antichrist was conceived...

Yep

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“The same thing we do every night, Pinky: try to take over the world...”

















I keep going back to the well on this joke because it will never stop being funny.
On 6/4/2018 at 12:04 PM, lemonlime said:

Reporters should stop showing up at these thing.  SHS either lies or doesn't answer the question.  They aren't news conferences, but are pure propaganda, at this point.

Pure propaganda was more of what these press conferences were when Obama was in office.  The mainstream media was/ is so biased to the left they turned these press conferences into a pep rally for Obama and never questioned anything he did at least not to the hysterical levels they question everything about Trump and his administration...

This is the most one picture has ever shown up on a single page of Surly.  And that’s the picture.  JFC

13 hours ago, Ramdiesel said:

Pure propaganda was more of what these press conferences were when Obama was in office.  The mainstream media was/ is so biased to the left they turned these press conferences into a pep rally for Obama and never questioned anything he did at least not to the hysterical levels they question everything about Trump and his administration...

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Pep rally.  lol   Yeah I remember when the media brought in the marching bands and the cheerleaders after the 2014 midterms. 

What a fucking idiot.

Yall just remember - there is a "man" that tonight will snuggle up to SHS and make that sweet sweet love to her.

2 hours ago, relapse98 said:

Yall just remember - there is a "man" that tonight will snuggle up to SHS and make that sweet sweet love to her.

Strap-ons do not make one a man.

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2 hours ago, relapse98 said:

Yall just remember - there is a "man" that tonight will snuggle up to SHS and make that sweet sweet love to her.

Maybe an adult male. Not a man. 

19 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

She’s doing that girly, flirty scrunched up nose giggle thing.

You misspelled snout.

18 hours ago, Ramdiesel said:

Pure propaganda was more of what these press conferences were when Obama was in office.  The mainstream media was/ is so biased to the left they turned these press conferences into a pep rally for Obama and never questioned anything he did at least not to the hysterical levels they question everything about Trump and his administration...

dude, that's just a stupid take.  I hope you don't really believe that, but I fear you do.  sad.  there were just as many conservative reporters at an Obama press conference as there are at trumps, just as many "liberal" reporters too.  what we got from Obama's spokesman was facts, data.  we get nothing of the sort from trump.  nothing but gibberish and hot air.   please tell me you see that.

Remember when Obama would do press conferences from the White House podium answering journalists questions?

That was so weird and selfish of him.

 

 

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4 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Remember when Obama would do press conferences from the White House podium answering journalists questions?

That was so weird and selfish of him.

we saw in Helsinki how well trump does with that.  as much as we complain about sarah, at least she's not the shitshow he would be.

2 minutes ago, thrillhammer said:

we saw in Helsinki how well trump does with that.  as much as we complain about sarah, at least she's not the shitshow he would be.

He’s the president of the United States 

Pure propaganda was more of what these press conferences were when Obama was in office.  The mainstream media was/ is so biased to the left they turned these press conferences into a pep rally for Obama and never questioned anything he did at least not to the hysterical levels they question everything about Trump and his administration...

Welcome comrade. How is the pay in your troll farm? You get benefits?
11 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

He’s the president of the United States 

sort of 

18 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

He’s the president of the United States 

please stop reminding me

38 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Remember when Obama would do press conferences from the White House podium answering journalists questions?

That was so weird and selfish of him.

 

 

fuck you for posting that.  I clicked on it and saw an intelligent, articulate man.  Fuck you for reminding me what a piece of shit idiot is currently in that office. 

36 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

He’s the president of the United States 

Illegitimately 

Sarah Huckabee Sanders is fat at this job

and every other job.

She’s doing that girly, flirty scrunched up nose giggle thing.

First time a female member of our species has ever done that willingly to Miller’s creepy ass.


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And the hell of it is, she doesn’t even have the saving grace of “well...she’s a big girl, but she’s LOTS of fun.” Nope. She’s fat, ugly (inside and out), AND a prude Bible thumper. There’s nothing redeeming about the woman.

Press is getting a bit more of a backbone and tired of her shit, and she seems more and more desperate to escape the press conferences.

cant recall Obama’s or Bush’s press people fleeing like that so often.

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What the hell iPhone spelling

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