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Her job has got to have bad health effects on par with smoking two packs a day.  I cannot imagine having to get up there and peddle that much bullshit.

I unfortunately saw most of it today.  Those briefings are pointless.  Just end it.

Seems odd to have Senior Prom on a Wednesday, but whatever.

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20 minutes ago, J.R. said:

Her job has got to have bad health effects on par with smoking two packs a day.  I cannot imagine having to get up there and peddle that much bullshit.

You might have bad health effects if you had her job, but that's because you'd feel guilty and be stressed about it.  She doesn't feel guilty at all.  She's a horrible human being.  The only bad health effects she is facing are from a shitty diet and complete lack of exercise.

4 minutes ago, FondrenRoad said:

You might have bad health effects if you had her job, but that's because you'd feel guilty and be stressed about it.  She doesn't feel guilty at all.  She's a horrible human being.  The only bad health effects she is facing are from a shitty diet and complete lack of exercise.

Yep.  She looked wider than normal today.

2 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Yep.  She looked wider than normal today.

She's probably shitting black this week, she's eaten so many Oreos.

14 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Seems odd to have Senior Prom on a Wednesday, but whatever.

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Huh. I'd never associated her with "pearl necklace" before this.

52 minutes ago, J.R. said:

Her job has got to have bad health effects on par with smoking two packs a day.  I cannot imagine having to get up there and peddle that much bullshit.

One can hope

So is she terrible at this job, or is she perfect for it?

Man working for Donald Trump has made Demi Moore gain a lot of weight.  

She had a rather uncomfortable sparring session with the CNN reporter today:

 

 

9 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Man working for Donald Trump has made Demi Moore gain a lot of weight.  

How dare you sir.

21 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

She had a rather uncomfortable sparring session with the CNN reporter today:

 

 

I love that little attack dog

An underreported malfeasance of SHS is her repeated use of the podium to make baseless attacks against democrats.  Not just one democrat, but all democrats.  She did it today repeatedly.

Our tax dollars pay her to do that. 

You wouldn’t see that type of shit in previous administration press briefings, at least not overtly.

Like so many things, it’s just another abuse of power that we’ve become numb to.

Sad!

4 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

Seems odd to have Senior Prom on a Wednesday, but whatever.

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Seriously. The fuck is she wearing?

42 minutes ago, SubliminalHorn said:

Seriously. The fuck is she wearing?

Her newest muumuu?

1 hour ago, SubliminalHorn said:

Seriously. The fuck is she wearing?

You don’t recognize the outfit?

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41 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

She was getting bombed
And I was gettin blown away

 

6 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

That woman is emotionally and spiritually defeated. I almost feel sorry for her.

Don't.

9 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

fuck her. 

You could pay me Karen McDougal money and I still wouldn’t. 

What if the paid you Karen McDougal?

31 minutes ago, Post Oak said:

What if the paid you Karen McDougal?

wat

Was she shopping for that outfit with Uncle Rico at the mall, "Do you have anything with shoulders more...Billowy?"  

5 hours ago, SubliminalHorn said:

Seriously. The fuck is she wearing?

That’s Arkansas chic. 

10 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

fuck her. 

Sarah's preferred pronoun is "Its"

Who in their right mind would give her a pearl necklace?

16 hours ago, Bookman said:

So is she terrible at this job, or is she perfect for it?

She's perfect. The face of the administration twisted, lopsided, hideous, scowling, fat fiend. The ugliest administration in history rightly selected the ugliest woman in the country to represent it to the public. 

We've all had particularly stressful projects that require 18 hour days, and can find the time to go to the cleaners.   Forced to wear clothes that don't fit or are meant for other occasions.   Ironing partially clean shirts at 6am.  We've all been there.

You have to guess that she's been promised some future well-paying job.  Otherwise why would someone put up with poisoning the remainder of their career.    Even though there will be some on the Right that will always like her for the work she does, at some point even the Right won't want to be reminded of these days.  She won't be on the talk circuit. Maybe she thinks Fox News will want her but I really don't think they will want her baggage on a regular basis.  

43 minutes ago, RayDog said:

Who in their right mind would give her a pearl necklace?

Daddy. He said she was a good girl and earned this special gift.  Just between us though.

13 hours ago, SubliminalHorn said:

Seriously. The fuck is she wearing?

Queer eye for straight guy?

9 hours ago, Celery Man said:

 

She looks like someone who doesnt like wearing dresses and her mom makes her wear one that grandma made

46 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

You have to guess that she's been promised some future well-paying job.

Her Dad's net worth is estimated at $9M.  It's not a vast fortune, but Sarah is going to be fine.

36 minutes ago, Post Oak said:

She looks like someone who doesnt like wearing dresses and her mom makes her wear one that grandma made

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All I know is I have a nice string of pearls that I used to wear a lot for business, they were very classy and understated and went perfectly with most of my suits but now they are tainted AF and I want to toss them on the garbage heap.  Thanks SHS.  

51 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Queer eye for straight guy?

More like queer eye with a straight eye.

Are they even trying to make Muppets look remotely human anymore?

3 hours ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

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Goddamnit.  I thought this was clear.  Karen Mcdougal is the form of payment. 

'You could pay me Karen McDougal money and I still wouldn’t. '

You fuck SHS you get Karen Mcdougal

'Christ almighty it's like I'm setting here playing cards with my brother's kids or something, nerve racking sons of bitches!'

5 hours ago, Hank Kingsley said:

 

Looks like Audrey II got choked.

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6 hours ago, Hank Kingsley said:

 

Shit, I should have formally filed for the copyright.  I might have licensed it to him for a beer.

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