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8 hours ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Is it wrong that I’d enjoy seeing Sarah Huckabee Sanders hauled off in handcuffs?Ā 

They'll have to double cuff those sausage arms.

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9 hours ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Is it wrong that I’d enjoy seeing Sarah Huckabee Sanders hauled off in handcuffs?Ā 

Did a double take until I noticed the ā€œhauled offā€ part.Ā 

Holed off?Ā  Wholed off?Ā Ā 

I figure she'll be slung by her hooves from a stout poleĀ and carried out.

She’ll be harpooned when the time comes.Ā 

3 hours ago, Red Five said:

Herded?

Head 'em up! Move 'em out!

2 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Head 'em up! Move 'em out!

RawHuck!

oh, i think she'll be tethered to a pole somewhere if they can figure out how to protect her from lightning.Ā  we don't know what might happen if that much fat caught fire at the same time.

18 hours ago, Red Five said:

Herded?

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1 minute ago, SuingToGetAMessageBoard? said:

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To be fair, they don't really need to hold the briefing.Ā  They could just leave up a poster behind the podium that says "I was just going to shamelessly lie to you anyway, so quit yer bitchin'."

11 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

To be fair, they don't really need to hold the briefing.Ā  They could just leave up a poster behind the podium that says "I was just going to shamelessly lie to you anyway, so quit yer bitchin'."

Pretty much this.Ā  We are better off not having to look at her horrid face.

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America's sweetheart.

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I try not to be too critical about people's looks, but hers are so wrapped up in her utterly ugly persona . . . can you imagine rolling over in bed and seeing that?Ā  It's the whole package!

17 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

I try not to be too critical about people's looks, but hers are so wrapped up in her utterly ugly persona . . . can you imagine rolling over in bed and seeing that?Ā  It's the whole package!

We have all done things that we probably shouldn't have done in youth, and I shudder to remember some of the things I've done, but I simply cannot imagine, no matter how drunk, how hard up, how long the slump had been, that I could ever...

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God, I cant' even type the words.

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If you have ever wondered what she looks like without eyebrowsĀ 

Reminds me of the Nova Scotia weathermanĀ 

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LooksĀ like Peter Boyle as Frankenstein in drag.Ā 

Sarah Huckabee Sanders brings iced coffee to my home.Ā Ā 

Okay, honest question-is that photoshopped?Ā  And what's her friend's name?Ā Ā 

Chick(en) on the right needs to be goredho's new avatar.

1 hour ago, Lobo said:

Okay, honest question-is that photoshopped?Ā  And what's her friend's name?Ā Ā 

Yeah, the source can be found on an "awkward family photos" website.Ā  Just reverse search the image.

On 12/20/2018 at 11:32 AM, ADHD said:

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America's sweetheart.

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she needs to tilt her head the other way, looks like her face is sliding off.

She looks like a young, svelte Paulie Sorvino.Ā  quite breathtaking really...

On 12/19/2018 at 11:32 AM, ADHD said:

Shave her.

She is probably as smooth as a baby's behind... sort of threw up in my mouth a little as I envisioned what I was typing about...

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Yes, photoshopped and the other girl is that stupid college grifter girl who loves her guns.

Have you never seen her and the game she’s running on the gun lovers?

She’s a disgusting cunt but bitch is running some game and cashing some checks.

IĀ seriously doubt that bitch is doing any kind of ā€œrunningā€.Ā 

Sarah Huckabee Sanders uses a big dick toilet but for different reasons.

Sarah Huckabee Sanders uses a big dick toilet but for different reasons.


I really need to start upselling your basic elongated bowl toilet to a ā€œbig dick toiletā€. Just double the price. Brilliant con.
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Yep, the evil Nancy Pelosi is going to ban walls.Ā  That's your next #MAGA GOP belief:

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I’ve found the Vatican attacks to be odd. Ā On the one hand, Catholics don’t support Trump as much as other Christian religions and the Vatican is clear that it thinks Trump’s presidency immoral, so the instinct to punch back is there. On the other hand, the support from Catholics is still above 50% — there is still a lot to lose from them. Ā Is it just another outreach toĀ the Catholic-hating parts of the evangelical base? Ā 

They do realize that when you go from Rome to Vatican City (which is a different country) there is no border wall, or check point, or border patrol, right? Doesn't seem like the best analogy if you're advocating for a border wall, but what do I know.Ā 

Lulz -- Dems really need the Vatican's (lack of) passport / border patrol to enter as a talking point to clown theseĀ dumbasses.

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54 minutes ago, SuingToGetAMessageBoard? said:

I’ve found the Vatican attacks to be odd. Ā On the one hand, Catholics don’t support Trump as much as other Christian religions and the Vatican is clear that it thinks Trump’s presidency immoral, so the instinct to punch back is there. On the other hand, the support from Catholics is still above 50% — there is still a lot to lose from them. Ā Is it just another outreach toĀ the Catholic-hating parts of the evangelical base? Ā 

Given how odd they are, I’m guessing it’s some passive-aggressive bullshit from Trump, given that Pelosi is Catholic. Ā 

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Holy shit, is fox starting to turn on trump? Or is this just a rogue host who's starting to grow ethics?

Holy shit, is fox starting to turn on trump? Or is this just a rogue host who's starting to grow ethics?

Wallace has maintained at least a smidgen of integrity. Not a lot, but still, at Fox that makes him a champion of ethics.
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Yeah, they keep Shep and Wallace around for appearance's sake.

Even still, that 4,000 figure is a lie as it includes people whose names appear to match someone on the no-fly list (which is a fuck ton).

Lulz Chris Wallace. ā€œI had a feeling you’d be vomiting out that particular lie so I did some research....ā€

Did she say we are the only country that values life?

For fucks sake

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I like Wallace.Ā  Unlike most others he cares about being lied to and will call people on their bullshit

I'll take that every day of the week and twice on Sunday.

Even still, that 4,000 figure is a lie as it includes people whose names appear to match someone on the no-fly list (which is a fuck ton).

Shit, my old man (and as a result, me, because we have the same first and last name) were put on the ā€œextra screeningā€ list several years ago (meaning that we couldn’t check in for any flights online) because my oil patch dad had a travel history that included ā€œwatchā€ areas. Took us several months to clear it up.

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The watch list process isn’t exactly super-selective.

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