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1 minute ago, Red Five said:

I've lost count how many times I've heard "look, the president was obviously joking". 

You'd think he'd have said something funny by now, given how often he jokes around.  

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1 hour ago, Mo Horn said:

I honestly dont know how people do this with a straight face. She can't be stupid enough to actually believe it. 

She knows exactly what she's doing. They all know they're peddling lies. That's the strategy that got them into power. That's how Trump has always run his business. They think people are too stupid to see it. For 40% of the American public, they're right. 

I mean, it doesn't even make sense. Was the joke supposed to be that he constantly talked about how much he likes Wikileaks, but that he actually doesn't? That's not how jokes work. 

1 hour ago, Red Five said:

I mean, it doesn't even make sense. Was the joke supposed to be that he constantly talked about how much he likes Wikileaks, but that he actually doesn't? That's not how jokes work. 

Just...just don't.  It doesn't matter. 

5 minutes ago, Red Five said:

I mean, it doesn't even make sense. Was the joke supposed to be that he constantly talked about how much he likes Wikileaks, but that he actually doesn't? That's not how jokes work. 

If you're trying to make sense of it, you've already lost.

12 minutes ago, Red Five said:

I mean, it doesn't even make sense. Was the joke supposed to be that he constantly talked about how much he likes Wikileaks, but that he actually doesn't? That's not how jokes work. 

Did I say something I want to distance myself from now? I was just joking. Is someone who was once close to me now a liability? I barely knew them. Do you have video of me doing something that makes me look bad? I never did that. 

Honest, babe. It wasn't me.

Ugly, lying traitor are her good qualities.

16 hours ago, Red Five said:

I've lost count how many times I've heard "look, the president was obviously joking". 

What if you strung together every one of Trump's lies, then had Sanders come out at the end and say, "The Aristocrats!"  

Ugly, lying traitor are her good qualities.
They are her most marketable traits. Right place. Right time.

Does not cause drowsiness. 

May cause drowsiness.

She's a two-face...

On 4/15/2019 at 12:20 PM, Lobo said:

What if you strung together every one of Trump's lies, then had Sanders come out at the end and say, "The Aristocrats!"  

Please.  Don't associate Sanders with that joke in any way, shape or form. 

"The Huckabees go to see a talent agent...."

Has anyone asked Sarah, "How long do you plan to stay on Mars?  Have you brought any fruits or vegetables onto Mars?"  

These people that work for Trump, they do realize the only job they may get afterwards might be on FoxNews. Maybe. Their reputation, whatever they had, is destroyed. Same goes for Barr and Rudy. I guess they don’t care.

7 minutes ago, Brandywine said:

These people that work for Trump, they do realize the only job they may get afterwards might be on FoxNews. Maybe. Their reputation, whatever they had, is destroyed. Same goes for Barr and Rudy. I guess they don’t care.

Sarah will never have another job that pays as well, or that provides all of the benefits (hanging out in the White House, etc.).  She knows it.  

She could have easily tapped into her daddy's network of friends, probably gotten a steady, albeit boring and midling-paying job in the admissions office at some little Bible school in SEC COUNTRY.

But she sold herself out.   And someday she'll have to explain it to her kids.

Yeah, Huckabee will NEVER get a job at FN.

She’s too ugly, too fat, and too brunette.

7 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

Yeah, Huckabee will NEVER get a job at FN.

She’s too ugly, too fat, and too brunette.

She also wouldn't draw the male crowd out for a book signing at The Villages. Pretty sure that's a requirement as well.

Y'all are crazy. She'll be a political science professor with tenure at Liberty U whenever she asks. 

I'm not going to quote that pic but...JFC...nightmare fuel.  She makes Rosie O'Donnell look doable. 

And those saying she'll never get a good job after this are high AF.  There are a ton of rich, religious, right-wing nuts who'll get in line to give her fat, ugly ass a job.

22 hours ago, Brandywine said:

Their reputation, whatever they had, is destroyed. Same goes for Barr and Rudy. I guess they don’t care.

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22 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

Yeah, Huckabee will NEVER get a job at FN.

She’s too ugly, too fat, and too brunette.

Aren't they all really brunettes?

“Not founded on anything” is the motto for this WH. 

find it hard to believe that a conservative christian would openly lie ?

Fucking fat cunt.

Going forward, every single fucking question at every press conference needs to be “why did you lie about Comey”?

3 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

Fucking fat cunt.

Going forward, every single fucking question at every press conference needs to be “why did you lie about Comey”?

SHS: The President said (insert something stupid) 

Media: Who told you that, The FBI agents you don’t know and never talked to?

Hey look...

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her tongue is slipping again.

Apparently her lying is cool because she's "not a robot" 

 

10 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

Fucking fat cunt.

Going forward, every single fucking question at every press conference needs to be “why did you lie about Comey”?

That's assuming there ARE any more press conferences.  When was the last one?

1 hour ago, Mojo Hand said:

Apparently her lying is cool because she's "not a robot" 

 

She forgot to say 'Democrat' party.

What a disgusting piece of evanglical shit.

Sadly, this describes way too many evangelicals today. They've sold their soul to a false orange god.

1 hour ago, Mojo Hand said:

Apparently her lying is cool because she's "not a robot" 

 

What a vile human being. A pox on house Huckabee. 

5 minutes ago, Lagunamadre said:

What a vile human being. A pox on house Huckabee. 

Well, I wouldn't be at all surprised if the Huckabee's are anti-vax, so a pox would hit them hard.

So Beef defends herself for lying by saying “yeah well I’m not a democrat”? Bold strategy Cotton.

1 minute ago, Red Five said:

So Beef defends herself for lying by saying “yeah well I’m not a democrat”? Bold strategy Cotton.

It works for the mouth breathers that they are trying to appeal to.

Also, by Beef logic, as long as what you’re saying isn’t written in front of you on a TelePrompTer, you can say whatever you want?

"Go fuck yourself, San Diego!" 

Quite literally the nicest photo of her I've ever seen: </lowbar>

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Nice touch looking at both sides of the room at the same time.

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1 hour ago, jimmyjazz said:

Quite literally the nicest photo of her I've ever seen: </lowbar>

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Man, that's being pretty low towards Marty.  The dude was a comedic treasure, not a sorry bag of goo. 

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